Hello user congrats on getting the job!

>Hello user congrats on getting the job!
>I see you are running i3 but here at E corp we like to get work done so im gonna go ahead and install kde on your system

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GNOME
youtube.com/watch?v=lepXx1kDelo
youtube.com/watch?v=n77cwRJUrLg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnome
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

*quits

*co-worker sits next to me to pair program*
>user I don't really like that window manager thingy of yours, you seem to be very inefficient, let's move to my computer
*the guy is struggling to find his applications cluttered over 3 monitors*
*drags and resizes them manually*
>see user, this is how work gets done!

>user I see that you forgot to add desktop icons how do you get anything done!
>here let me add a shortcut for internet explorer and your documents folder

Based Tyrrell
Elliott is a footfag

Hackerman BTFO

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>user i see that you like to use macros to automate repetitive monotonous tasks
>you sure are smart to write those, but here our policy forbids the usage of macros, sorry bud

have you ever had a job

nobody comes up to you and says "wow congratulations on getting this job"

this scene was kinda cringe
>dude is that kde lmao I run gnome ram is meant to be used faggit

I thought tyrell used kde

KDE is for gamers. GNU GNOME (which is NOT pronounced the same as in garden gnome) is the business standard.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Gnome, is in fact, Gnome/Memory leak, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Gnome plus Memory leak. Gnome is not a desktop environment unto itself, but rather another free component of a barely functioning desktop environment made useful by the Gnome bloat,systemD integration and heavy ram usage comprising a full shitty desktop environment as defined by footfags.

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It's GNU GNOME.

The school principal told me to delete all the desktop icons I had because they were slowing the schools network down.

based retardposter

Learn to pronounce GNOME properly.

learn how to use a real desktop

I use XFCE.

Oh, I feel sorry for beeing sarcastic to you my dude.
Have a productive day!

>is NOT pronounced the same as in garden gnome
it is

I fucking hate Darlene. I hope she dies next season.

I think that's to imply that they're friends and the guy in charge recommended our protagonist.

And you didn’t spam eternalblue malware on the network?

Windows doesn't have this problem

Sure, go ahead.
*switches back to i3 within seconds when executive is gone*
Pshhh, nothin personnel...

genome

I'm gnot a gnelf

>It's GNU GNOME
The G in GNOME already stands for GNU you fucking retard

GNOME is officially pronounced "guh-NOME".

Wait, you don’t pronounce the “g” for “gnome” as in “garden gnome”?

GNU's Not Unix! Network Object Model Environment, freetards are the best at names

guh-NOME. Deal with it.

according to it's gnu nome

The G in GNU already stands for GNU you fucking retard

I think you misunderstood my post. Is the “g” in “gnome” as in “garden gnome” actually pronounced? (I am not a native speaker, hence I always pronounced the “g”).

Gnome, as in garden gnome, is pronounced like Noam as in Noam Chomsky.

No, the g in gnome (as in garden gnome) is silent. Just like how the k in knight or knuckles is silent.

Well, today I learned at least one thing. Thank you anons.

you're wrong though
>GNOME (/(ɡ)noʊm/)[8][9]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GNOME
see [8] youtube.com/watch?v=lepXx1kDelo
and [9] youtube.com/watch?v=n77cwRJUrLg

Your videos say I am right.

there is no 'guh' sound

Yes there is, that is what they are saying. Don't be fucking stupid and waste my time, boy. I don't want to fuck around with a humanoid like you right now. You aren't funny with your low effort trolling.

[8] literally says 'nome' you fucking retard
g != guh

As I said in , I was specifically referring to the garden “gnome”, not GNOME.
I just went to check on Wikipedia, since you linked one of its articles, and gnome as in “garden gnome” is actually pronounced /noʊm/, as the other said.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnome

As for GNOME, from what I read from the IPA, the Jow Forums is optional, not silent.

I'm gnot a gnoblin

GNOME as in the DE is guh-NOME. Garden gnome is "noam". Easy. Now fuck off!

i'm a guh-nome and you've been guh-nomed

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gnome sucks

@69590719
Any DE that has floating windows does you mong. You don't even deserve a (You)

gnome and guh-nome are still not the same so you're incorrect, also the g is optional and then you would pronounce it 100% the same as garden gnome.

Had this happen to me.

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>gnome and guh-nome are still not the same
Not supposed to be.
>also the g is optional
For GNOME? No. It's guh-NOME. No options.

Should have segfaulted halfway through that pasta

>KDE is for gamers
No the fuck it isn't, XFCE is the only choice for linux gaming

>Not supposed to be.
then why are you constantly saying 'guh' you absolute bait-tier retard
>For GNOME? No.
YES YOU FAG
>GNOME (/(ɡ)noʊm/)[8][9]
>(g)

next season will be the last season. I hope they make Fernando Vera.
> His password is eatadick6969.

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>then why are you constantly saying 'guh'
All GNU software is pronounced that way. You are a stupid newfaggot.

First of all, wouldn't you not be in control of your office computer anyway like that if it's their computer? Now if it's your own personal computer yeah they can't do shit about it.

>conveniently ignoring the part where I absolutely btfo you
alright Im done

You didn't, sorry. You are wrong and nothing can change that.

I'm a ggnome!

Why would any corp would do this fuck me omg

your badge says "VISITOR", what the fuck do you want from me

No, guys, I'm fairly sure it's GTK Network Object Model Environment, which would make it GIMP ToolKit Network Object Model Environment, which is then expanded to GNU Image Manipulation Program ToolKit Network Object Model Environment, so it's actually GNU's Not Unix Image Manipulation Program ToolKit Network Object Model Environment. Get it right, gosh.

He does. Elliot is just retarded

>t. didn't get reference
yikes, zoomer

probably somebody made a bad macro once and fucked something up and now macros are scary, cause people to make mistakes, and are not allowed
meanwhile im sitting here getting my work done almost twice as fast as everyone else and im praised as some sort of god-tier employee
if only they knew why...

Haha, it feels great to have your work automated isn't it? Bless luddites that have no idea.

AN EGGSECUTIVE RUNNING LINUX????