Check it out Jow Forums, it's your dream memetop.
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Check it out Jow Forums, it's your dream memetop
Cooper Foster
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Joseph Ross
>no punch card reader
dropped
Hudson Cook
I already have my dream laptop
Easton Ramirez
it will be uncomfortable to use without a palmrest. would prefer a more square aspect ratio and adding a palmrest would do that. it gives you more real estate for a bigger battery too.
where are you going to source screens of those dimensions? would be interested if it had 2 sodimm sockets, an upgradable cpu and good battery life.
that keyboard looks like HOT shit, like zx-spectrum-tier shit.
i really doubt a freelancer can actually do all the work of designing and manufacturing a laptop unless they somehow get some components for free, eg a motherboard that is already mass-market.
Xavier Ortiz
based
Justin Moore
>Trackpoint isn’t red
DROPPED
Nicholas White
What is it with cucks and guns?
I'm interested in the HDMI in.
Landon Butler
It's a render.
A fucking render.
Fuck off.
Adrian Reyes
>arm mount
Henry Brown
i am not convinced the op has the technical capacity to do anything more than make renders. he doesn't write like he has very much technical expertise other than (somewhat immature) preferences in how he would like a laptop.
Aaron Allen
>VGA
Hudson Williams
>IN/OUT
Jeremiah Jackson
>using proprietary video interfaces
Aaron Peterson
>dream laptop
>rubber domes
Go back to R*ddit.
Jackson Davis
wow man you have a gun please have sex with me
Jack Baker
>no japanese characters
>no ethernet
>no laser pointer
>no gentoo/arch switch
>no hard drive caddy
>no fm radio
>no antenna
>no projector
>no serial port
>no printer port
>no hot swap battery
>no crt
>no dvd player
>no floppy drives
Brayden Gonzalez
>only two LAN ports
Camden Rodriguez
>VGA IN
>HDMI IN
>AUDIO IN
Levi Jones
nice kitty,
sorry about your manhood. america.
Joseph Cook
yarrr, a contemptable machine she may be. but a libreboot x200 she is not.
Kevin Ortiz
>shilling your blog posts on Jow Forums
James Bailey
>no hot swap battery
>no crt
These ideas make me fully erect
Gavin Clark
Small penis energy can be perceived kilometers away
Logan Robinson
Jealous euromutt cope
Anthony Bailey
Jokes on you, Im a nigger with a massive thick dick
Instead of using faggot guns I prefer wood sticks, knives or bare fists
Leo Edwards
Too poor for a gun
Justin Thomas
>no printer
Nolan Murphy
I want one. When and how much
William Allen
Your women dont care about guns, they just care about dick as the whores they are
The more time you spend investigating guns and other lesser things instead of asserting dominance over your women the sooner you will be extinct
Jayden Peterson
A laptop only for SUPREMEst of gentlemen.
Where can I buy one?
Nathan Turner
this is good. i want to see the other side/back.
Owen Sullivan
but user, the render does have RS232 serial and it has TWO ethernet ports
Andrew Reyes
I didnt buy my guns to attract women dude you have autism. Why are you even trying to talk about women on Jow Forums
Ethan Murphy
Why did you include a gun in your photo?
Brandon Martin
e-dick
Noah Robinson
I have never seen a man trying to make the public aware of his small dick
Joseph Reed
there's like ports intersecting in corners and stuff lmao
Gavin Lopez
Because i knew i would get replies
Charles Murphy
plz kill me
Charles Moore
its the laptop for americans(extremely fat people) theres no other reason to have that huge touchpad
Leo Flores
>no other reason
Have you ever actually used a Macbook? Apple touchpad accepts 10 fingers and has far more functionality than most PC touchpads.
Michael Ross
the only non botnet video port in modern computers
John Ross
why would you want to use that many fingers on it?
Justin Brooks
Half of the stuff in this picture actually kicks ass.
Chase Cox
Brandon Stewart
Let me google that for you.
lmgtfy.com
Hunter Jackson
>gestures
its one of the first things that i turn off if i find it on something. they always do random unexpected things.
Joseph Taylor
lmao and you're watching scarface. You've got to be trolling, dude. If not I hope you grow out of this before you hit 20
Nathan Fisher
touchpad is really shit, but has one redeeming feature
>turns it off
Henry Torres
Why would someone want grow out of enjoying classic movies?
Liam Turner
Christian Thomas
>designed for temple os
>6 usb
found the glow in the dark cia nigger
Brayden Harris
>Chromebook
Looks more of a nightmare.
Robert Wright
>What is it with cucks and guns?
Antifags started arming themselves to take over the government. You should watch their shooting practice videos, or watch that video of the OR Antifa leader/Shooting instructor getting shot in the head.
Ryan Adams
>antifag
is that like a heterosexual?
Justin Hernandez
DVI is good too
Christian Gutierrez
>MacBook Pro
>Watching gay porn movie
Seems right
Henry Jackson
>Ethernet
Why this shit didn't trigger you, stupid cia glow in the dark nigger?
Cooper Phillips
Kys
Bentley Walker
So this isn't even a real product? It's just some retarded network admin larping as a hardware engineer?
Owen Miller
As a designer in GIMP you mean
Michael Morales
*blocks your path*
Robert Ross
No, it's Antifa+their sexual identity combined.
David Rogers
could be nice but im sure that no one sells it here
Colton Cook
>$2500
Just spilled my coffee.
Adrian Jones
I wonder if nips get taxed deductions for buying glorious nipshit that's been folded over a thousand times.
Owen Price
>$2,500
Lucas Turner
>>Chromebook
Are you actually retarded?
Blake Mitchell
Looks like a Chromebook.
Brayden Long
Are you?
Caleb Lewis
Wish that perfectly bent cables would be sold so my desk would look like that.
Adrian Cook
Corporate deal with a zaibatsu maybe. Look forward to buying a second hand one in 5 years!
Adrian Young
YO HOW MANY SUCUBES CAN U SUMMEN ON THAT?
Dylan Jackson
I look at the price tag for specs, and just have to assume that there has to be a tax deduction, or government rebate happening. They are nice, but not $2500 nice (without being offsetted somehow).
Chase King
Reposting the same shit from yesterday won't give you more karma, dear ledditor
Christian Sanders
Why designers these days have no respect for physics?
David Lee
Gay wet dreams for sure
Justin Ross
>post dream laptop
>10 replies
Seethe
Jacob Butler
Eenjoy your kyboard
James Nelson
I feel like a lot of these ports could be replaced with adapter cables.
Maybe someone could make me a big adapter box that just multiplexes everything onto USB or something.
Colton Young
a dongle to surpass metal gear?!?
Jackson Edwards
>headset
Joshua Clark
VGA is fucking useful
Charles Long
it suppost to have radiatir combined with aluminium housing and external easy-changable propeller
Juan Evans
GRORIOUS NIPPONESE LAPTOP
FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES
youtube.com
Gabriel Green
I have multiple questions
Logan Ward
varg you seeing this dudes pet
Nolan Hall
lost
Jaxon Watson
Would unironically buy this
Justin Lewis
Same.
Brody Hughes
>no optical out
Yeah, I don't think so.
Ayden Evans
>dream memetop
pic related
could rock this baby for years to come
Owen Allen
this is literally just a GPD Pocket with some extra i/o and a custom keyboard skin. Just buy a few fucking dongles
Kevin Cooper
user, my hp laptop supports 10 touch points on the touchpad and touch screen. That's not special, its a old laptop.
Colton Foster
>gun with picture
why do men do this?
Austin Richardson
Pretty close, fa.m Only needs a composite video output and you're solid.
Gabriel Bennett
>dat ї on the keyboard
Hoholiq can't meme.
Matthew Collins
It's a cool design, but that guy obviously has no technical background in hardware and electronics design. I guarantee he will never get close to making a prototype.
Colton White
It doesnt matter when the hp touchpad is plastic shit.
Xavier Wright
What is it about most people in tech having absolutely no sense of design or aesthetics?
I don't understand how another member of my species can look at the absolute eye bleeding atrocity that is pic related and think "Yup, that looks great, I'll post that on my blog".