/csg/ - Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.

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first for: help me i just wanna order a bulk of cheap shit

>tfw I made the new.
Also is it retarded to buy an 8bitdo right now?
I feel like the new year celebration will keep me at bay for long if I don't order soon

just don't expect a fast shipment

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Fuck. well I guess I can wait until my next paycheck to order.
kek

Any good reccs for full size mech keyboards? All the ones in the inforgraphic are disgusting 60% monstrosities

Hopefully they'll ban your ass.

Ducky has a normal sized version as well i believe.

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I don't remember what I paid for this but I think it was right around $3 shipped. Comes with some very small hex bits which have come in handy.

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Can I trust Chinese pepper spray to be potent enough? What non-domestic animal can I test it on?

your mother

>What non-domestic animal can I test it on?
niggers

lol

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1 meter LED light strip currently emitting a warm yellow glow beneath my desk. USB powered, comes with integrated controller and remote. CR2032 battery not included. ~$1.70 shipped

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>warm yellow glow
i think you mean Christmas glow

It would appear that way, but the light cast from green and red combines to make yellow.

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just order from Amazon dumbass

Why is /csg/ the most comfy and chill thread on Jow Forums.
Without counting the anxiety poster and that discord fag that keeps trying to destroy the thread.

test

Because we're all interested in buying things to enhance the quality of our lives without having to worry about financial stress.

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looks nice user.

Everyone is really nice and helpful here. I like /csg/

It's a Jow Forums staple and probably the only reason I come here.

This is true

hello

hi

make alipay account instead

How does that help me user?

Yea, i came here from the headphone general and the difference is astronomical. Cant return there cause of how cancer it is compared to our comfy general

What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

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Sauce of anons image (I saw it, but no matches on image search)?

I wonder how much they would sperg about the chink gaymer headset I just get

You're late user. That's supposed to be the second post. Right before ureathra play.

What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

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I like James donkey for the aesthetics, and name.

What mechanicaI keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

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JAMAL KHASHOGGI’S DISMEMBERMENT BY SAUDI AUTHORITIES and Brad Pit from Se7en (1995).

What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

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>Saudi dismemberment
Thanks. Was an actual video released?
>Brad Pitt
Didn't mean this, lel.

...

please stop, it was fine when it was one post

how to deal with import anxiety

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Only photos afaik.
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chainsaw bro looks kino in 2nd pic

i know right, one of my suppliers has expensive EMS shipping for everything over 2kg, and no discounted DHL or anything, it's a similar story on alibaba they always have the most expensive shipping, it's like you've got to be a multi-millionaire who can buy full container loads to make use of alibaba, cheap plastic trinkets should be made in the US/EU because of the exorbitant shipping cost from china but there aren't enough US/EU manufacturers for most things

it's fake
twitter.com/abdalla_salmi/status/1063570310220472320

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Chinese Santa arrived before New Year holidays and gave me a bunch of electronic toys because I was a good boy.

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Post your points boys
>tryjng to get platinum before end of February

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I'm already at Platinum. What do I win?

autism

where do you find this?

I need to pop my chink shopping cherry. Recommend me some cool shit please.

Dildos

You are now a demigod among chinks, they will be praying for your reviews and stars and will fear the mighty power you can create in your disputes. You will no longer need buyer's protection, instead the chinks will need seller's protection to try and ease your power.

RGB LED strip

Xiaomeme anything. Here's a smart toilet seat.
youtube.com/watch?v=9TLn6jmrN94

Could also be a smartphone, cleaning robot, quadcopter, power bank or mousepad or water filter or ... okay, I wouldn't manage to list all the shit you could buy if I used half the thread.

How do i get to this point menu? I dont see it anywhere

Whats some good chink art I can hang in my apartment?

sharkrobot.com/collections/shadbase

Recommend me some random shit to buy. Stuff that is practical to the front of the line.

Have $50 burning a hole through my pocket

GoPro imitations, they are surprisingly good.

Good boi discounts
>pic related

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I'm at 133
highly doubt I'll get out of gold in a while, I'm broke af and this month I only ordered an HDMI to SCART converter and a Slayer belt buckle that won't come till middle of march

What a good soldering iron and like a beginner DIY solder boards that i can get from gookland.

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any good chink dashcams? if possible one with front and rear capability.

also, any good advice on tablets for media viewing?

Pic related is ok. Or do you want an a particularly nice model?

I'm at over 4000 points. Does this qualify me to buy Chinese stocks directly?

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>buying the chinkshit version of anything that presents a major fire or electrocution or ruining circuit boards hazard
there's a time and a place for chinkshit.
might as well buy a chinkshit PSU for a desktop while you're at it

i would tho lol

bit expensive would something like this do?

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Anybody have recommendations for "true wireless" headphones? Or any experience with them? Something like this: aliexpress.com/item/QCY-qs1-TWS-5-0-Bluetooth-headphone-3D-stereo-wireless-earphone-with-dual-microphone/32930424839.html the wiki seems to be silent about this type and all and all, most of the ones i've found on ali are much cheaper than buying anything locally.
I'm mostly interested in wearing them in the gym, so they should fit snugly. I've currently got the kz zst with bluetooth cable and they're pretty shit imo.

>bit expensive would something like this do?
Doesn't look like it's one with the terrible heating elements and tips, so yes, that cheaper model probably also works.

OTOH the one I posted is ~$15, I wouldn't actually call that "expensive".

every solder would work. you can cheap ones without looking to check chinksites.

alllsooooooo...

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Ganzo G302B, if you're in the market for a leatherman-esque multitool.

The screwheads all look so inconsistent one may think whey where made by hand.

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It functions, got a problem?
I was gonna recommend WJQ308 but those are like $70.

No I don't have a problem, just observing. I also have a leatherman clone but have only used once in 15 years.

YMMV if you don't have an occupation in which a pocketknife is handy, but I worked as an IT lackey at a faceless corp and I used my leatherman bidaily.

The chinks make good HolyTrainer knockoffs, start there

any good pullup bars?

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I got one of these about 2 years or more ago, very handy for all smaller things.
I put a single flat rare earth magnet on the back of the metal support for each set and then when I use that bit I put the magnet on the driver and it holds all the tiny screws, plus makes the bit itself slightly magnetic.

>Right before ureathra play.
Que?

I need a small laptop (like netbook). I'll buy both used and new. bonus points for good keyboard.

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whats a cheap big e-ink display

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humanity 1:0 chinksectoids

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The one you posted is the one you see in fail pics/vids that slides out from between the frame.
I got one of those that like pic I posted that push on the door frame L+R + above the top of the door frame on the wall.
Works great with 2 mountaineering slings and a chink mountain climbing pulley to make a ghetto pressdown too.

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Enjoy your refund and a free enveloppe with mystery white powder.

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How do I into chink urethral play?
Asking for a friend

Start with getting a garden worm, rinse off all the dirt (COLD WATER) then let it wriggle and dig inside.
Don't worry it wont get stuck, just pee it out when you're done. If you want to explore further, rip off wings off flies and put them on the head of your pee pee in the bath and use leeches on your doodle to get more blood flow.
Or just search catheter / urethra on aliexpress.

Stick a qtip in your dick.

Take me down to UTI city
Where the piss is red
And infections are pretty

>tfw have been platinum since July 2017
>still get absolutely nothing

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742, well into platinum. I don't really see any tangible benefits from it though

>instead the chinks will need seller's protection to try and ease your power.
kek'd

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If your friend(you(male)) is just getting started, maybe a set of plain sounds?
aliexpress.com/item/not-lewd/32844861523.html

what did they mean by this?

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ribbed for her pleasure