You're visiting a beautiful tropical beach and see this

You're visiting a beautiful tropical beach and see this
She offers to let you swim with her

What do you do?

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She cute

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>she

swim with her. she seems nice

”Haha no thanks”
then walk away making a literal cringe face to myself

have some standarts, dude

Id take a female lil bit younger

Throw that net over her and sell her

>tfw no black gf

dude you live with em around you
go and get some you lucky fella

we're not niggers.

50/50

not true
we range from brown to white

take brown

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>tfw remembered the brown cutie i used to talk to a while ago

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Forgive me bro

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grab net and catch some fish for dinner

YOU'LL BE FOREVER ALONE BECAUSE OF

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me?

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no way

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............I have

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But I never posted em
hell I didnt even take em

............................................I won't bring back up

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Boi you were spying on me in the shower?

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Yes NSA here

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Can you please not looking up in my nudes and delete em?

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no

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You just had to post them

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PLEASE

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What?
im the Fsb professional Ill never post em

sorry but it's to prevent terrorism

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But you already did

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No I did not

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Okay just dont watch it alright?

WHY DID YOU DO IT!?!?!?!?!?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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sorry but the NSA ethics code makes it so I have to masturbate to your lewds 5 times a day

I did nothing wrong!

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Looks like an eggplant

fucking capitalists dog

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So you admitted posting nudes!

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no I never posted em
I maybe a stupid but not a retard If i ever post em denmark would spread ir for sure

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I have no idea where I was going with this. But in the end, you gay.

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No u

You fuuged singapore

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I did not
It was CQC

Then what's this?
Pic related

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Nah

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Don't lie

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Im not a homo ffs
Im telling the truth snake

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.................
youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA

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you do know that there is imposter of me
there even were thread with 3 russian abes

>He's in denial
>Don't cry shitpost, Don't cry shitpost, Don't cry shitpost, Don't cry shitpost, Don't cry shitpost, Don't cry shitpost
okay
youtube.com/watch?v=MsnGxO1Cy9I

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Fucking mossad did its work good

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oops wrong image

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nvm I'll keep this image and you're gay.

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You were based poster
we always bantered at each other
You were a part of a legion

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Probably show myself up with my poor swimming ability, then freak out when I see a weird looking fish or octupus.

Now I'm part of something else, something bigger.

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Military sans Frontier?
May I join you?

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Sure why not

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Just dont trust little girl shew will fuck us up !

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