I didn't know girls could code, wtf

I didn't know girls could code, wtf.

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But that's a man

KODING WITH KARLIE

>women websites
>just posting pictures of themselves

my has a pic of me. Does that make me a woman?

*mine
FIFY

the fuck's wrong with your english

cd..

Does Karlie run wix? they just paid $5million for a 30 second ad.

Sorry i went to public school in the US

>reddit spacing
You need to go back

cd code
>directory does not exist

wtf kinda headphones are that?
what is she using for a keypad? a painted candybar?

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Did you know girls can do much more? They can make you cum too.

cd code

wtf i'm leaving my boyfriend for a girlfriend now

>SEO
Just seems entirely unfair to me.

she's the best girl coder I'll have you know

I'm picturing a classroom where a teacher at the front is explaining how to move with cd and what errors you might be getting when you're doing it. Like if you're remembering DOS and type "cd.." it doesn't work because it's actually "cd ..". The whole class might be typing this exact same thing.

Yes, some girls can code, and some girls write fanfiction porn of thomas the tank engine getting pregnant of optimus prime.

HOW?!

MORE
LIKE
KARLIE
FLOSS

More like "Corine Yu is too asian to be a role model, even if everyone using windows do use part of her work on Direct3D"

Girls can't code. But they can kode.

wow! wix!?!
talk about hackerwoman!

hmm, obviously wrong command
>cd code
>cd code
hmm shitty computer

nah women are stupid

ugly low IQ con artist whore

I just want to see her and taytay kiss and passionately fall into each other's arms after a hard day of media presenting.

When you never have any contact with girls how could you know, Anons.

Uhhhhhhhhh she's in the fucking git cli and can't figure out why cd is causing an error, while simultaneously ignoring every mention of it in the error messages. No she's not copying what the teacher is writing down idiot

cd code

Of course it still can be you simpleton. The teacher can be saying this stuff in order and everyone is testing the command that the teacher is currently saying.
>and if we try the old DOS command cd.. you'll see that it just gives an error, we have to put a space between the command like this

>she needs to join our startup
every fucking time

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why the fuck does she look so terrifying?

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...source?

She's overrated and not that attractive

>overpriced Hollywood escort
>programmer

Haha funny. Only programming this bitch does is the MKUltra number on the cucks that find her attractive.

>and not that attractive
You're too picky, user. I'd smash that all day 'till the cows come home.

...those sexy, sexy cows.

>picky
not him, but there's a difference between standards online and standards in person. Of course if I had the chance to actually smash, I'd go for it. BUT, as long as we're talking about her appearance online, it's nothing special. And the reason is that there are literally thousands of girls you can look at online in a few seconds, with no difficulty.
So, online I can afford to be picky since it doesn't cost me anything and I don't have to prove anything to anyone either. Why would I fap to someone I think is an 8/10 when I could find tons of girls that are 10/10s?

Yeah sure they would teach like that instead of teaching people how to read manuals

Is she starting up her relationship with Taylor swift again?

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She sort of looks like Margarey Tyrell in the OP pic owooooo I wanna fuxx
HOT

You have also got your logic backwards so yes, looks like you're a woman.

queen tay is cuter but I still like karlie

shes actually hot af, that (OP Pic) is just a super bland 'Today, We sell you shit' setup tho

let me see what you call 10/10

>Hey user, let's take a break from coding

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How much?

Not him but... she has a pretty meh face, its too round, too flat, here eyes look funny and her nose is kind of pig-shaped. Body is fantastic and of course she isnt ugly, but i really wouldn't give her face more than a 7/10.

>pretty meh face, 7/10
KLODER KARLIE BTFO

>elbows too pointy 2/10 would not bang

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But the point kind of is that she IS the teacher.

This picture rustles my jimmies every time.
>Bai antioxidant infusions
>salad
>MacBook
>those commands
>she expects to make $100k+/yr.

Noob.

townandcountrymag.com/society/money-and-power/a22534851/karlie-kloss-net-worth/
>In 2016, Forbes ranked Kloss the third-highest-paid model in the world; her $10-million earnings
>her $10-million earnings

>SEO

Literally an entire industry of charlatans. I want to piss on her for getting involved this.

Holy shit, this "koding" meme is literally done on a drag and drop builder.

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where did you get that picture?

kek

>$10 million plus
I suspect that's just actual 'modelling' fees, she'd knock that out the park easy in advertising n shit in a bad month
>

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That photo always gives me the urge to smoke

>Implying successful models are necessarily good looking and not selected for their 'unique' or chic eccentricities.

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Is SEO a meme?
I covered it pretty briefly in school a few years back but it just seemed to be putting the right metadata on a website so it shows up in google.

How the fuck are there jobs in this?

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At one point it was 5% technical 95% scam, but anything real has been mostly done away with other and now all thats left is 100% scam.

So it is litterally just bullshitting to your client/boss?

Depends who you ask. People calling themselves "legit" SEOs (why the fuck is that a noun?) literally just buy ads. Then go look, you had no visitors before, you spent $20k on ads, now you have visitors. Boom, I'm an SEO genius. That's a "legit" SEO. The less legit is the shitheads you see replying to every random blog with an unrelated comment then a link to an unrelated website.

Bloggers seriously should turn off comments. They are rarely worth existing.

Basically yep. The only current legit SEO is a few sentences by google directed toward webdevs, probably about semantic html and not trying old bs like invisible metadata. No secrit knowledge.

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Her boyfriends outfit is 6/10 at best. Fucking americans and their shit-tier fashion sense.

his balance be near 10/10 tho. No shit, I actually find something vague-creepy-odd about the pair of them, dress sense would be the least of my concern

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What's wrong with his outfit? Looks like a simple black suit. Maybe they're going to an event where it's okay to wear a black suit.

>60 half a second clips as she cant dribble for more than 5 seconds
triplet kek

>how is seo formed?

nice! now back in to the kitchen

The Philosophy of Klossy seems to be that what women value in code has nothing to do with speed or efficiency and everything to do with a e s t h e t i c s.

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the person who reactivated voyager was a girl. a defunct space craft that was sent over 20 years ago have gone silent. she reprogrammed everything from ground up for 2 sleepless night. she restored navigation instructions and mission codes. ALONE.

well dressed nigga

i came laughing

I'm finna bout to dunk on a bih baka

>not wanting to dominate in the ass woman head taller than youself

Lizard.

itt: seething manchildren who're tilted that a beautiful frontperson model isn't a good programmer.

Just like women, am I right? Guys?

...guys?

Yes you are right, fellow.

>I'm a CEO at Google
>What, really?
>Oh, sorry, I meant to say SEO, same thing right haha

Oh stop it, thats just jon blow with makeup and a wig.

Silly boys teehee

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$ kd kode

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that's some FPA right there

big sis

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>Grand Canyon National Park

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why does everything have these fucking retarded camera depth jump editz now?
>'Oh fuck, we haven't done a jumpcut in 3s, quick, the attention span, we'll lose subs..'

Marvel

who would guess her airbrushed, photoshopped, filtered photos would look nice?!

no moving, no shots, i see she plays basketball like she codes...

Using wix isn't coding

But is it koding?

I loved Kodi, Karli did a great job on that program