ITT: We pretend it's the year 1999

ITT: We pretend it's the year 1999

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Looks like shit.

What a bunch of useless outdated shit in that picture, throw it all away and get yourself a PC with one of those new Athlons. 1 gigahertz man, a whole fucking GIGAHERTZ! Imagine how fast that fucker runs Quake III!

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i bought some verbatims but my burned ps1 games don't read correctly. Sometimes they lag during fmv's. is there a better brand?

if you aren't getting taiyo yudens delivered to your doorstep you're doing it wrong

I want to kill moot before he create Jow Forums

Daily reminder that pic related is the optimal get-you-going work machine for the productive dev who does not need to harness and wield powerful hardware but still wants to be versatile enough to do almost everything he wants, focusing only on what he is trying to create for the sole purpose of enabling his fellow man to be as productive and joyful about software and yourself, without making you think about anything that seems tedious in the process of doing so, just start it up and get going places you'd never know that they existed...

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Who else is terrified of y2k

Moooooom can I play sonic on your computer

> 2019 - 20
> YOTLD is now

My mom is still alive

>No floppy drive
>About as modular as a cell phone
No thanks

The colors match my gameboy! and the ergonomics of that mouse are simply supreme, not having to worry about ball rollers anymore.

it's still a ball mouse and it feels like shit

>still only one button
lmoa

>im just cells

Just snagged one of those new eMachines. It'll never be obsolete, you know. I'm tired of buying new computers every other year.
Bro everyone loved these fucking things in 99 (the current year)

I just spent the last month at work doing Y2K testing. I'm not worried about the computers.

The people, on the other hand ...

k6-II, check
voodoo3, check
soundblaster, check
mig alley & grand prix legends...heaven.

2000 will be the year of the Linux desktop!

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>mac
>windows
well, at least you drink pepsi.
unix masterrace here
i'm safe for another 40 or so years so whatever

One day I'm going to have my own computer.

within 20 years men will have walked on Mars, and everyone will be connecting to computers through sensors that can read brain impulses

>within 20 years men will have walked on Mars, and everyone will be connecting to computers through sensors that can read brain impulses
Sucked*
Fucked*
Sneed*

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>USB Floppy Drive
>SO-DIMM RAM, 2 Slots
>Normal IDE HDD
>Not that hard to take apart

what?

unf unf unf
everything sux0rz except my P200
ne1 got snes romz

Hey guys, don't invest in Apple or Microsoft it's a meme

>We pretend it's the year 1999

None of you fuckers were born yet or were under 5 at the time.

INSTALL GENTOO

Fuck you, I'd almost forgot about these.

my new pc is amazing!
i got a floppy drive
i got a cd-rw
i got a dvd-rom

Came back from 2019, just to check this

>

The Matrix

what is a Jow Forums?

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That's the year I was born in, who else 90's kid here?

I wonder what Windows is going to look like in 20 years.

>born in '99
>"hur dur look at me guise im a 90s kid"
>using the term "90s kid" at all
Fuck off

I'm a lonely kid playing BlockOut and Prince of Persia on my PC intel clone 80286 and suddenly it stops working and does not turn on anymore.
Thanks for reminding me that year, OP.

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Fastest pc in the world

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goo goo gah gah

>he codes in C++
>not in C
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

I just bought my ticket to see Plastikman at Epok on NYE!!! Fuck Y2K!!!!

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nice

1999, not 2005

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Dude, I've been using Red Hat 5.2 as my daily driver on my Compaq Prolinea 4/66 I upgraded with a 5x86-133 processors, 64MB of RAM, and a nice 2 meg Cirrus video card.

What if we live in the matrix and it malfunctions during y2k?

Who's excited for the launch of the Dreamcast? 9/9/99 will be one of the greatest days in gaming history.

A fighting game with mario and pikachu? Are you kidding me this is never going to catch on.

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Hey board,
asking again but... does anyone have suggestions for getting dial-up to work on Red Hat 6? I understand the Aztech UM9800 (specifically the UM9800-U) is meant to offer Linux compatibility out of the box but I just see a message saying "V.90 Error" every time I try to connect to my ISP. The modem is obviously receiving power as the light flash when my PC boots and the error occurs under both GNOME and KDE. I did try the Rockwell/Conexant script provided by DaveInIndiana, but it states "chipset error" when run. If necessary, I will buy another modem, but I'd like to find one that DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY works with Linux this time. Have people had good experiences with the MicroDiamondTech SuperMax? Is there a particular model people are currently using? If anybody has any ideas, just shoot them at me and I'll check in on Tuesday when I'm at my sister's house again.

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congrats on ditching winbl0wz

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Based boss baby

Man this matrix movie is awesome my
Pentium 3 450mhz 256mb sdram Asus tnt2 turbo 16mb sound blaster 5.1 le and Windows 98se is totally radical dude I'm playing modded Ut with matrix mod it's so coooooool

fuck, i hope they make a sequel... imagine how cool it would be to see zion.

>1990+9
>not using Linux

Can't wait to see what 3dfx voodoo does next
Oh boy I can't wait it totally won't turn out to be a massive shit show

it's ok
my hard drive is y2k ready
it says so on the box

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Man Sun really is going at it huh? I don't think they will ever die

You know I was looking at the world trade center the other day and I am so proud of it, that is a monument to our society, it is part of our national heritage and I realised people two hundred years from now will stand where I am and have the same thoughts I just had"

Don't post on Jow Forums if you're under 30.

Mooooom! Tell Stacey to get off the phone so I can get on the internet!

shut up nigger

i can't wait for Diablo 2, i hope there's armor better than Godly Plate of the Whale

Have you heard of ActiveX, JavaScript, or Shockwsve? No, security problems are impossible with them. By 2003 the stock market will hit 50,000. The Clintons shouldn’t be held responsible for raping or killing. Let’s just try to live in peace with Islam. They didn’t do OKC. They’ll never attack America. OJ was innocent. Porn is harmless. Women are the same as men except with breasts. Plastic in the ocean is no big deal. We should vote online. Surely we csn sit back and for sure watch man walk on Mars by 2020. Lucas should make more Star Wars movies. He can’t make them so good we have to watch them yet screw up in key ways. The Bush family is not connected to crime. Apple will never come back and the NeXT technology will be ignored. The Internet is a fad. I can’t wait to talk to my computer like a person. I don’t care about privacy rights. I have nothing to hide. We can trust the CIA, the FBI, the media, the church, and academia, but not the Bible. Science has it all figured out. You don’t need a family to be happy. People are too smart to fall for socialism now. Music will just keep getting better. The ice caps will melt in a couple years. Children always get protected. The Patriots and Red Sox will never win the big one. A sixth round QB will nrver amount to much. Amazon just sells books. The Internet is a fad.

Did you check your UART to make sure it’s 16550? The 16450 sucks.

Submitted 5 resumes and got the Job!

6 years too soon

enjoy your tiny 1/3 speed off die cache and 128 MB of memory lmao

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I got some TYs, but my Mitsui Golds work well too.

Got the latest beta of Memphis downloaded today. All the security of NT, but you can play games on it too!

kek

>not getting the obvious joke

The Pentium runs hot. Thought about liquid cooling. Ha ha. Too crazy.

I am 8 years old and I use computers to play Red Alert, Total Annihilation and Jazz Jackrabbit 2

Rad computer dude!

itt: we pretend it's the year 2019

have you gotten your flying car yet? what about that new 1 thz processor? also, today is the 7th anniversary of linux on desktop reaching 50% market share

palm is finished this time guys we're serious

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itt: we pretend it's the year 2049

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Hey guys, you wanna see my Geocities site?

Depends, do you have any Pokemon cheats?

Look at this weird pokemon porn I found!

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I wonder if in 2019 we'll have cool holographic displays for our powerful computers

I love how it looks, but there's no floppy drive, and none of my stuff is USB. At work, I'll end up putting files from it onto the network share and downloading it to my PowerBook, but at home, I'm not going to have a nice LAN setup.
That mouse looks cool, but after a few minutes of using it, I can say that it's the worst fucking mouse I've used in my life. You try navigating the desktop with one, let alone using Photoshop with the pile of shit.

are you me

try 2010
every Linux distro I've tried is a mess and feels like it needs a whole ten years worth of improvement to be worth using

>Windows CE anything
it shouldn't be so bad
but every CE-based device I've used has been clunky and slow
I've got zero reason to switch from Palm.

>pretend
>Using Windows98

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Look at this gamer faggot who can't use a real operating system.

>he doesn't have a computer with a PIII and Voodoo 3 that perfectly runs UT99 and Quake Arena on high FPS
Explain yourself.

Damn, slackware didn't come with S3 Sewage4 driver
Must compile out of tree ALSA to get sound working

I'm running Windows 95, why would I use any other OS if Win95 does what I need it to do?

Fuck Sun, I have my eyes set on an SGI o2!!!

What if you want a hard drive larger than 32GB? Overkill, I know, but, with everything being on CD-ROM these days you never know how much space you'll end up needing in the long run.

I hear there's a low cost Alpha in the works. A $999 Alpha workstation running NT4 would be the death of Intel!

This jvm takes forrrreeevvvvvveerrrr to start up! Maybe in a couple of years it'll be faster. At least it's not C++!

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underage b-

wait....

huh

Can't wait for this to come out next month, gotta up my RAM to 64MB

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you could have used some periods.