How do you hide your porn, Jow Forums?

Why should I?

post your best hentai image here

a folder named "not porgnography"

I put it in a folder called torrents. No one would expect it to be full of porn.

I don't hide it when I'm at home but sometimes I gotta bring my laptop with me when I'm crashing at a friend's place or meeting up in another city.

I've only recently sorted it into vanilla and not-vanilla, but it took a while. When it was mixed, I didn't want them to accidentally see the non-vanilla chocolate.

Now I have a decoy vanilla for friends and family. It's good too. But it ain't the chocolate.

Having an EFRO fetish is tough.

Hide from who? I use Windows 10 and Chrome.

Nobody cares about cartoons.

i could just go to the other room and fuck my wife. but ok.

NSFW images are not allowed on 4channel.
You let people use your computer enough to browse through your filesystem?

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Verbatim, I could also do that, but ok

the trash can

i never empty my trash can

dont post lolis, post anime that looks like grown.

>You let people use your computer enough to browse through your filesystem?

No, I'm still cagey but why risk it. It's a 5 second search for .mp4 by someone who just wants a laugh.

I store in .dmg files that are password encrypted when I have to socialize.

this man right here

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Okay, here you go. I still prefer lolis though.
Is it hentai or JAV?

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are you windows fag what the fuck is .dmg file

thats loli she looks like 8, not my thing

Put it in a zip file and hide that zip file in an image. The large file size is a little suspiscious but stupid niggers can't figure out what to do with it.

an image that you can mount and write to.

Akko isn't a loli at all you stupid mutt.

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luks encrypted USB drive

tha's my wife Akko, she's 16

i dont give fuck she can be 20 too looks 8 its pedo tier stuff

why are we arguing again? because i choose to not store porn on my hard drives?

i guess i just don't watch that much porn.

There is nothing wrong with pedophilia.

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on my moms computer

Hello Jonathan Ross.

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I keep it on my desktop

this

nobody uses my computer but me. why put in the effort to hide it?

In a hidden folder.
I'm not expecting anyone to looking for it, so theree's no point in being paranoid.

You only need to hide porn if you're a fucking child. Let's go through everything wrong with this concept.

Firstly, why store it in the first place? If you want some porn, just go to pornhub or any other of the billion free porn websites providing every available flavour of porn under the sun. THE ONLY REASONS you would disagree with this point are rebutted as follows:
> I need to store it as I can't always get online
What excuse is there for this? Adults don't have this problem
> I need to store it so I can use it on the go
Again inexcusible. If you NEED porn on the go and can't just wait until you get home, you need to grow up and sort your fucking life out
> I have very niche tastes user
You got your porn from the internet, I refuse to believe it's not streaming somewhere. Also if your tastes are that niche, stop being a degenerate and sort your fucking life out
> I like to keep my favourites
That's what bookmarks are for. Also if you have favourites, you watch too much porn and, you guessed it, need to sort your fucking life out
> I need to have a variety
There is more variety on pornhub alone than you will ever have in a personal collection
> I'm storing it because it's my personal collection of home movies.
This is bullshit, but even if it were true, I'd assume you were a capable adult and therefore would have no reason to hide such a stash, which brings me to...

Secondly, only a child would need to hide it. Who are you hiding it from user?
> My mum
Child.
> My family
Get your own place, or at least your own secure personal space
> What if it gets hacked?
Stop being paranoid, nobody gives a shit about your porn, unless it's CP in which case you should just gas yourself. Also your computer security is your responsibility, sort it out.
> What if other people use my computer?
See above.

I'm bored now. In conclusion, grow up or shut up.

in an encrypted file vault on an sd card

in the beginning, when I first started looking at porn, I had to hide it from parents
I started by just strategically sitting so that the back of the laptop would be facing them, or so my chair back would be in between them and the desktop monitor, so they wouldn't see the screen.
But then they went through my history and found what I was doing, so they installed content/nanny blockers
So then I had to get creative. I would go searching for specific sites that the blocker program's developers overlooked for some reason. Luscious for example.
Then I got like, really overly paranoid about someone finding anything I saved (no real reason, just tech autism), so I started using Veracrypt to store the porn in an AES-encrypted file/container on my operating system, which along with the snowden prism scare got me interested in technology
Of course now i'm an adult so I can just jack off to whatever freely
But honestly, it's kinda crazy how my obsession with porn actually in a way was my gateway into cybersecurity...

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>Shilling for streamed porn
Cringe and cloudpilled

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I am a fucking grown man I don't hide anything from anyone. I do have the decency to keep things out of sight from friends and family though.

Wow, such a strong argument against everything I just said
0/10 kid

no cares about ur autistic sense of morality, retard lmao. you can be a functioning human being and save porn to your computer. not our problem that you instantly degrade to a monkey if you save porn.

I do agree with you on the hiding it part.

>That's what bookmarks are for
yes that's the problem user. Usually a really good video gets deleted after while and then you can never find it again.
Bookmarks are volatile, but if you just download one or two really good videos then you don't need to worry about this.

online, on other entities servers.

Yikes!

Confirmed streetshitter

pedoweebs.
Because they're pedos, they are ashamed of their underage pr0n and afraid people will judge them for it.
Good points all.

not pedo for asking grown hentai.

u gotta shit on a street to be a normal person who saves porn? damn rajesh wheres the nearest boulevard

Huh, so I guess they're either underage, or their porn is.
What a strange correlation.

You're on our website, don't forget that.

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I dont keep local copies of any pornography.

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No I just assumed english wasn't your first language based on your lack of comprehension, and extrapolated pajeet status from the general shittiness of your post. It's not rocket science.

(You)
Don't worry. Lolis still love you, even if you are a huge faggot.

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you just said "sort your life out" and "stop being a degenerate" to any reason for storing porn. sounds like u got a retard sense of morality

Still a manchild.
Back to your containment boards weeb.
I could care less.

So what's your reason to store?

tranny porn is the only porn worth saving, rest are meh

This is an anime website run by an anime administrator. You're the invading plague, go back.

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having porn that i definitely like on hand without having to search or deal with some 360p video streaming site is objectively superior.

This is one of the containment boards, weeb.

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> I could care less
IT'S COULDN'T
COULDN'T CARE LESS
OF EVERY SINGLE BASTARDISATION OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, THIS ONE IRKS ME THE MOST
I COULD CARE LESS MAKES NO SENSE
USE BRAIN
PLEASE
FUCKING AMERICAN SHIT

You have boards for your weebshit, stay on them
Japm00t could care less.
Nope.

.porn

So you either watch the same stuff over and over, which is stupid, or get new stuff from the internet that you'll torrent before knowing if you like it.
Bobs and vagene, bitch lasagne

Why are you posting my wife (Ro)'s girlfriend?
Literally all boards here are for weebshit, just weebshit that's directed at a certain topic. Go back.

behind 7 proxies

I could care less about your rant

Are there non-American english-language chans? Americans are the bane of my existence.

If you were a time traveller you'd have invented dll hell

>I could care less.
Courteous of you to admit you care.

I wonder if there is a britchan

its for sharing your faps with others

Go to and stay there fog breathing britbong.

>That's what bookmarks are for.

>the user who uploaded it deletes it
>storagelets btfo

That's the gayest thing I've ever heard
And I've been to the Apple store

If losing access to one porno out of the millions available is going to bother you, you should probably get out more.

i make tranny webms for /gif/

>Could care less

I don't. I'm a grown adult with my own home and my own machines. If I want to save something, it's in a clearly labelled folder on my NAS.

What gay shit did you read at the apple store?

The apple store is like a perfect sphere
There is literally nothing straight about it

Inside a luks partition.
It also keeps me from masturbating when i am working on windows.

1080p content of actresses i like are instantly better than 240p content of some thot rubbing her clit.

I don't hide my porn at all, infact when I watch porn in my bedroom on my tv it will also be playing downstairs on my pc. Generally the pc screen and speakers will be turned off. This morning (4am) however I forgot to do that, went to the toilet upstairs and could hear my speakers downstairs with Maitetsu playing a sex scene that I alttabbed out of an hour ago.
I do live with my mother and sister, and I really hope the noise wasn't playing when one of them went downstairs.

>better than 240p content of some thot rubbing her clit.
better than 240p content of some tranny rubbing her dick. FTFY

It sure is

ye thats true

Underage detected.
Post pics of your sister.

based and blueballed

bold of you to assume that Americans know English

No and no, its my second room downstairs and I'm 30.

I once met an American (in Italy) that asked me if I spoke Americano. Years before that song came out.

Sad and pathetic, just move down to the basement and grow a neckbeard.