It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Jow Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of these disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
Look i understand that Jow Forums has changed but just remember
it was the /b/ board that gave birth to anonymous
It was Jow Forums that brainstormed the pranks
And it was all of us that helped you through it all
It was this very site that forged you from blood, sweat, tears and the bravest, funniest people you will ever meet
I can see why you want down with it but in the end... To use your own words "we do not forget"
Please Change us don't remove us
Zachary Sanchez
>Jow Forums >brainstorm kek
Owen Robinson
Ps. I don't think you are actually a hacker
Connor Green
ps. its ancient pasta
Jordan Howard
Jow Forums may be a cease pool of circle jerking politics but it has done some ineradicable things from driving a pretentious coke addict and former professional actor into such a state of insanity he spent a month hidden inside a wooden cabin in a museum to calling air strikes on ISIS strong holds and hose are but a the first things to pop off the top of my head.