Reminder that normie is in fact an epic hacker man who can kill me with a single flick of his axe, knife, throwing star, or combat card.
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Reminder that you should be in jail
Reminder that you’re newfag trash
Daily reminder that Akari is cute
Do worry I will beat him up for you guys.
both of you are low iq spergs
Calling people newfag
Never flick unless you're doing stars/cards from the side hand ninja style plebian. Keep your wrist straight.
Why aren't you perma banned yet my underage volley ball named friend?
Shit Post is a fry cook, why would he be a worthy adversary?
Wow what a big man oldfag on a year old board I’m so scared...
I could kick Normie's ass
Get trolled epic style
He can flip bodies almost as well as patties
Because your epic doxx was just a failed attempt for people on a Mongolian throat singing forum to like you.
Cancer is already doing that.
Thanks old chum
He can flip bodies almost as well as patties
What a bawss.
cancer hackered his ass
He is quite based. Unlike that unepic normie
Prove it. What do you do regularly that would give you advantage?
Underage plz. I have proof you're an underage shit of a punk kid who does nigger shit for attention from a group of fellow underage homos which he claims to hate.
You're such a faggot it's moderately hilarious.
Makes me laugh knowing he’ll die of the gay.
omg shut up
. . . . What?
But you don’t even know my name, and you’re too “scared” to say it because you’ll know you’ll get banned because mods are gods.
Just to clarify, when I said he's a fry cook, I didn't mean it like it's a bad thing, I just meant that's it's a normal job where special combat abilities come about from. So I thought.
How about we teach this little penis devourer a lesson? I’m sure he can’t take both of us on let alone just one
I thought you worked at Wendys, no?
you don't fry the hotdogs do you?
hey let’s gang up on this one guy because he buttblasted us so hard that we’ll actually use physical violence to solve our problems because that ALWAYS works
Wew lad and you say I act like a nigger.
can’t take a joke
Looks like you might be the newfag here if you can’t handle the banter buddy
Physical violence is always the answer
this pic always make me think ashley is explosive brappin on him LOLE
You and coconut always talk about it, tho.
posting in the e-celeb thread
Also can we get alice, korbo, and Kureizy or whatever to make this a true redditor thread
I don't think I can understand this board anymore.
holy shit my failed attempt at intimidation online surprisingly backfired so now I’ll say that it was a joke the whole time
Le epic dab
300 confirmed kills
sry.. i ment it in a comedic way like bug bunny not weird thing..
ill leave now
My e-peen grows ever larger
o em gee like shuddup Becky XD Ecks dee
Why are you such a basic bitch?
You have the same first name as a very famous sports equipment company that featured an important role in a movie made in 2000 featuring Tom Hanks.
I know your first name m8. You're an underage kid who's throwing their life away.
My ass faggot.
You MAY understand this board.
he’s so retarded that he believes I’m so retarded that I would make sincere threats online
Get dabbed on libtard facts don’t care about your feelings
are you squatting 3PL yet?
Easy on the carrots, bugs
he’s so retarded that he believes I’m so retarded that I would believe he’s retarded enough to make sincere threats online
What the fuck, How dumb can you be?
Me and coconut only spoken a few times and in those few times it was never talking about the fast food chain. Honestly you do know there's more than one shit post on here, right?
You're extremely dumb, it hurts just thinking about it.
you guys are autistic
shut up pussy bitch
What do you expect from a thread on Jow Forums?
also this can korbo spam gore pls
Never mind, I guess I just don't belong here. Goodbye.
You look like a literal troll. Go take some propecia or something ugly
I am note retar
No, come back, retarded incel!
We all know you’ll come back don’t act koi
But does he know the identity of /bamt/‘s most secret poster?
He’s too much of a newfag. And now he’ll never know
You wanna show us what you look like to see if you're any better? No you won't pussy bitch.
this is cancer thread
Most important post in this thread
Ok normie we get it you’re tough. You can drop the act now. This is an act right?
Your posts make up a tenth of this thread. Don’t act all high and mighty.
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT POST IN THIS THREAD
I’ll act all high and mighty cause I am you hoodrat lmfao
WILSON IM SORRY
What did he mean by this
squat 3PL, if you're so great
I’m cute, I don’t need your validation
Thanks pd for creating yet another reddit thread. At least you’ve been here for a year so it’s okay :)
Doc what in the sam hill is going on here? I leave for 30 minutes to draw and it seems like y'all start acting up.
Who knew that you could get a thread up to nearly 100 posts in less than half an hour by throwing some shade.
My attention whoring knows no bounds
Well geez, bumstead. Normie was acting all sorts of tough and gruff, and I thawt that I could get away with a lil bit of fun.
You have overwhelming amount pictures of this girl
A new avatarfag? Perhaps.
Nope. Here's the exact knives I throw at work.
I've got 3 different styles and can do the double throw both two in one hand and one in each hand.
I like to do manly shit that's why I own guns, go camping, throw axes and all that.
You should give axe and knife restoration a try. Woodworking and cabinet making is good too.
Translation: I look like a fat old woman.
Oh well aren't you smart.
I thought you worked at a gas station or something
it’s not an act
Ok bud, I’m a pretty decent marksman myself, but it just looks like your spouting random nonsense.
Then you guys always talk about how your mom's made you tamales in middle school.
Like he said, there’s more than one shit post. Also hello coconut, glad you could join the cancer.
Alrigh' I was just wondering what was a goin' on here.
I was monitoring
Aw shucks, why dontcha stay a whaile? It’s been forever since we last tawlked
What’s your grades? Or do you even go to school lmao
You a revolver cowboy?
Nah. Home bro you know these posters are all sissy homo faggots. You me and shit post are unironically the straightest people here. You are probably the only fully straight dude here.
shit post has done gay shit
Nothing. Coming home from a $70 dinner with my wife.
Well, now you’re trapped. Might as well grab a seat because I think things are about to get... interesting
I'm a heterosexual cis man
Normie must defend his honor
I don’t want my face photoshopped and reposted. I’m cute tho
M'k. How was your thanksgiving.
Oh dang, You too enjoy yourself?
Any plans when you arrive home?
PD has done gay shit Normie.
I posted my face multiple times and got no shoops
All the same it's not watching gay porn with 7 dudes gay.
He has partook of the sexual with three men on a camping trip (or should I say, cramping trip)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I got picture of you
I prefer the single shot rifle. It makes your shots count more. And to your other points, I concur. But might I add coconut to that list?
It wasn’t very big. The turkey was alright, and the bread was filling enough. I managed to hit a bottle with my rifle while standing from around 200 feet away with no scope. Bretty gud considering my hands almost froze off.
how could you find the time? what with monitoring 8ch/bant
Neat! I've never shot a gun, what's it like?
I like horses
It sucks. Incredibly boring
Well, to a person who’s never held one, you’re first thought is “wow, this thing is really ducking heavy. I didn’t think it would be this heavy”
does much go on there nowadays?
Yes it is. It’s Brokeback Mountain Gay
What the fuck is this thread
just a lonely coconut
What firing a gun?
Good information to know.
Holy shit that's gay. Oh wait there's one more straight dude. Kitchen. He's not a namefag though.
So bolt actions? Huh. At least you have some sense of comfiness.
Is coconut a trap loving closet homo or a fully hetero dude bro?
You are further down on the list now after I heard about the camping trip. Nigga that's some gay shit. 3 dudes in a tent? Come on fampai.
I agree see above.
Don’t believe me then, its whatevs
I did it once on another board and got cum tributes, never again
Wasn’t he in the military??
As for pulling the trigger, it’s surprisingly stiff. It won’t budge unless you actually put effort into it.
brings a tear to my eye. I haven't had a reason to visit 8ch since /aus/ died and /ausneets/ became shit.
I really, really dislike this picture.
Coconut? I’m not sure.
At least I learned from my mistakes. Also, you didn’t know about the camping trip? So much for EPIC RECON HACKER MAN.
I would imagine, wouldn't want someone blowing someones head off.
And reloading is not as effortless as it is in video games. Especially for shotguns.
Yes it is lame.
Do you like this image
You think I pay attention to you at all? Nigga I have work and I've got someone else I'm stalking that's much more cute than your potatoe pizza faced ass.
Proactive son get some. Shits gross.
it's not watching gay porn with 7 dudes gay.
You know what I'm talking about. Watching gay porn with a bunch of dudes after taking Viagra is still gay.
Who are you stalk
Name your top five snack foods now
stalking someone that’s much more cute
Normie confirmed gay.
Some dude. Also you’re lame
more effort than thumbing the X button?
why is life sooooo hard
Ik I saw yours the other day. Rip
All I know about Coconut is le forced face and that hes a roofer. Slight boomer?
The more you know!
Or at least this is my hypothesis.
Never tried wouldn't know.
I've got someone else I'm stalking
someone else I'm stalking
Who you stalking?
It could be wamen
But I'm lame in the epic style
Coconut is boisterous
1. Trolli green apple gummies
2. milk duds
4.sour gummy worms
None of your business.
Who said it was a boi? You're such a faggot. I have a life outside this shit you know.
Monday I have to go back to talk with my Asian bosses about their boring ass thanksgiving. Then I'll have to pretend to listen to niggers and fat people all day. Lastly I'll have to go party with my co-workers and bosses to schmooze and get ahead.
Doing gay shit is very low priority for me right now.
Those are candies and not snacks
he openly admits to doing gay shit in a thread with some of the most influential anti gayposters on the board
At what point did I talk about doing gay shit?
when there's more avatar and namefags than anonymous in a thread
I'm about to start spamming this cringe general
Chose one n3rd
I make hugs not war
Hug of war
this thread needs more dancing anime girls
That's the real problem here
I get mad when people have conversations
You're right man I'm fucking SEETHING over this
I haven’t seen him in awhile tho
do you draw those, I like them
it's from a really old webcomic
Thanks for understand
why are all my dancing anime girls more than 2mb
Fair enough but that was in the context of me NOT wanting to do gay shit. Cut me a break so I've fucked around with dudes, helped make the board super gay and try to dick anything that moves. Is that really so much of a crime?
Idk I just ran out of dananime girls
destroyed any chance of saying he wasn’t gay himself
Jesus Christ man, you really need a doctor
you're a nigger and should go find some rope to make into a noose you stupid apenigger
you're the blackest ape ive ever fucken seen
how do you get your hair to grow to one side? I tried to do it when I was about your age but failed.
Wanna give me a shot there doc?
Gross animu girl
Because I’m based
When you cum but she still sucking.jpeg
It's called hair jell dummy
It is now completely clear to me that he, as is proved by his cranial formation and his hair, descends from the Negroes who had joined Moses’ exodus from Egypt, assuming that his mother or grandmother on the paternal side had not interbred with a n—–. Now this union of Judaism and Germanism with a basic Negro substance must produce a peculiar product.
Akari is hot
Not my board. Not sure why admin did that
Can't cure my gay huh doc? Eh that's alright. I'm not stalk a boi right now.
shut up nigger
no, she cute
That > made me laugh. Thanks man.
stop posting your face you fucking cringelord
It's a shame that Marx was a racist
Irish genetics only a mother could love.
shut up gayboi
go suck on some cock
Also very much straight solar gang
Akari is cute
saved! to the cringe compilation
weight has been gained
when she turns out to be a he.jpeg
t. literal twink
t. shit post
okay i had respect for you now you're a gay nigger
no, you can actually just get your hair to grow in a certain way by brushing it in a certain way constantly, gay dumb. I just want to work out the part of the scalp to start from
so the technique of the most redpilled haircut on Jow Forums remains a secret.
image 4 u
but can you DO THIS?
I don't need no respect
Indeed it shall
What the fuck
okay now you're really fucking gay
t.level3 fatass yank
insert another burger to continue game
HE HAS A SECOND BALL SAC
lol im american mutt shart mart burger fat mcdonalds grease get shot lmao xd
it's a long process (about 4 to 6 months) but you can make hair grow a certain way and it last permanently by brushing into place and making sure it stays in place every hour or so.
who the fuck are you supposed to be, fat-fat?
you can make hair grow a certain way and it last permanently by brushing into place and making sure it stays in place every hour or so.
I did not know this
GIVE ME YOUR WHITE GENES
I got a collock that I’m working on right now by doing that. Works pretty well
but I'm only 87.50% white!
HAND EM OVER WHITE BOY
no, even though that they don't help me get abo benefit from centrelink; I need them to not look like an abo.
this shit now
HAND OVER THE 23 AND ME’S
I'm pretty sure I'm 100 % European. At least that's what me mum and brothers got
I should take one but it costs too much for my liking
Alright, this is what I needed. I’m feeling better again. Also nice quads
Wow a White person in America. What are the odds.
Don't they are retarded. I'm never going to take one
i'm not white tho
This is mine but 99% scandinavian
Most americans are white tho, the mutt thing is a meme
They are a way for retarded Americans to feel "cultured" by having a specific number of ethnicity points. Your culture is american if you live in America doesn't matter what your genes are. Also race is a social construct
oh yeah, I forgot I'm 6.25% Cherokee Indian, so I'm only 81.25% white and 12.5% abo, since my grandmother was half abo and a quarter Cherokee. I always forget the Cherokee because it's not useful for welfare benefits over here.
Also the cops will use the data to find criminals which could give you a false positive. Insurance agencies might also use it to discriminate against you
Really now do tell.
Eh for the most part yes. A good chunk of folks are mixed just not to the levels that the memes are.
BUT I DONT LIKE IT WHEN MEANIES ONLINE CALL ME A SUBHUMAN MUTT ;((((((
also, I'm part Cherokee (6.25%)
*hands over Cherokee genes*
now built a casino and call it "cunt"
I just google 23 and me
oh... I've been duped.
Stop caring, if you care about what people think of you think then they will use that to mess with you. They are literally just unknowingly acting as advertisements for 23 and me.
I’m gone for 10 minutes looking at qt plauge doctor gfs, and this is what I come back to?
It's okay i'll just sit in the corner of my room behind some pillows and try not be be sad.
doc why you looking up pornography?
I just want a qt plague doctor gf to cure the gay with. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR GOD?!
*I’m gone for 10 minutes jacking of at qt plauge girl, and this is what I cumback to?
.....................I made a mistake
I know but that particularly rubs me in the wrong way because I’ve never been considered non-white or mexican throughout my life. I think it’s mainly because of the terrible lighting in most of my pics that make my eyes look brown instead of blue. I wouldn’t mind if it was the truth but it simply isn’t. Also probably won’t do one of those
can you post your entire ashley inventory
You just don’t understand.
Dude , even if you do take that test people will still call you Mexican. They are using your identity (white) to fuck with you. It's basic emotional manipulation tactics
It does, but so does even existing so God might just be toying with you.
It's cool man. we all make them. Like me I make so many it's almost sad.
I think its mainly southernors because they have so many mexicans and black people over there
swedish ma & pa uWu
It worked well before to me and many others but I’m starting to get over it
t. literal retard (sub 80 iq)
Tell me about it I live in the far far south. Closer to get to mexico then ikea.
I'ma mess you up
But are you a mistake like me?
Are you a first born?
Are you asking if I was planned?
rad. Where you located?
So you weren't planned, interesting.
Texas, Howdy partner.
Indeed he may.
Doctor do you practice and region?
It's all your fault
If only you weren't born
I was a very successful business man until you came along
No tendeis for you
Oh damn man I'm sorry you had/have to deal with that. Must be hard on you.
I know this doesn't mean much coming from some randy on the internet but you seem like a cool dude whos not a mistake to me.
BAD KIDS GET A KICK IN THE FACE!
okay when you get a better tripcode than mine ill leave r/banter
until that day...
Was about to type how i feel bad for you and share experiences of childhood.
I was unplanned and I loved enough
so wait you where unplanned but your life was as bad as you posted?
It wasn't that bad.
oh okay. Glad it wasn't that bad, I'd feel bad if it was.
Yay no sad. Being sad is ungood.
Is it nice? I know a guy from Texas and he says he loves it there
It ain't bad, here's the thing though Texas is so big that there is basically everything here. Like down south we have beach, north hills, west desert, east grass and swamp and many big cites you have infinite opportunities.
overall gud place.
is this a family reunion thread? for thanksgiving?
sometimes it is
Sounds nice. All we have here is rolling plains, and a mountain range up north
this thread is still going huh
i correct this image
she is not longer cross-eyed
Someone needs to make a Jow Forums celebrity family
Come on boys let’s get to the bump limit
you're not invited
tripfags assuming that ANYONE cares about their shitty drama
Worst thread this week
This is just embarrassing to look at