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**itt**: yellow stone just erupted
Brandon Cruz
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Leo Nelson
>Implying anyone cares about flyover states.
Luis Thomas
Thank God
Anthony Cox
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tyler James
Trump blames Obama personally for this disaster.
David Morgan
Alexander Jenkins
WTF ITS REAL, YELLOWSTONE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Thomas Baker
top kek
James Perez
Yellowstone here, AMA
Adrian Hall
>flyover states
>entire country destroyed
Daniel Clark
If I took off the mask would you die?
Gavin Long
the Mormons are well equipped for such an event. they will have the highest concentration of survivors despite being close to the epicenter.
Kayden Evans
Oliver Stewart
For you.
Dylan Ortiz
CHAT WE FORGOT monkaW
Wyatt Brooks
>mfw Fl posting
Ian Reyes
OH SHIT
Lincoln Stewart
New batch of Californians moved to Laramie.
It would be extremely painful
Alexander Johnson
UU
UU
Liam Garcia
More proof that /tv/ and Jow Forums are one
Eli Phillips
Why did this make me kek?
Carter Hall
Obama would have blamed it on Bush so it's only fair.
Joshua White
GOD DAMNIT I'M OUTTA HERE1111
Wyatt Watson
Well, there goes white people's last hope. Funny how this is what triggers our Fermi paradox.
Kayden Wood
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Owen Morales
goodbye anons I think I'll just shoot myself instead of choking on the ashes
Cooper Hughes
Idahofag here. It'd probably be a quick death, and if not I could die providing emergency response to the locals.
As far as dying goes, it's not too shabby.
Jose Martin
Fuck off, I've never been to /tv/, I have been to /b/, and that's where I used to fuck around, until the spiderman trolling against the degeneracy stopped.
I want my house of tards back as it was, dammit, and if I have to kill the Jews for it, so be it.
Charles Wood
It's not. I'm in Wyoming. There would be air raid sirens if there was.
Stop this.
Dylan Reyes
Unlikely to be a quick death
Brody Fisher
>Bush leave Obama failing economy
>Obama fixes it, blames Bush
>Obama leaves thriving economy
>Trump helps the rich, blames Obama for... ?
Aaron Brooks
She has been very active seismically lately, also around the caldera. Remember that fissure that opened south of the crater this year? I hope she erupts during the grand solar minima, seems like our best chances.
Jeremiah Bailey
About time.
Aaron Evans
Fake news. I'm going to fly over your house momentarily
Jayden Diaz
Underrated proper response
> magmapilled
> ashpilled
> lavapilled
Robert Harris
Check em
Luis Sanchez
There would be no American flags in the thread. Europoors would celebrate for about twenty minutes until Israel realizes what happened and nukes half the planet to let everyone know who the new boss is. Then it would just be memeflags and Africa celebrating.
Anthony Diaz
the *itt* implies hypothesis
Christian Garcia
>dis r ploticlics
Brody Adams
>Flyover states could disappear overnight and no one would notice.
Landon Morris
I'm in the blue. More than just ash is coming my way.
Asher Long
Adrian Smith
Ice age when?
Noah Garcia
Save the people of Utah and Montana. the rest burn.
Oliver Rodriguez
Kayden Reyes
Looks like my house and car would be covered in 3cm of ash. Lots of trees and plants would die, but I'd make it.
Joseph Lopez
I would make a joke about you presuming you’d live but tbqh I think you’ll be safe in Israel.
Daniel Collins
that's exactly what a volcano would say
fuck off VIDF. remove flag
Jack Price
I love that show, too bad it's started dragging it's feet in the third season.
I hope they bring back the life to it in the fourth.
Carter Powell
Christopher Gonzalez
larper with memeflag.
the ground is rattling here in casper.
birds flying at night...dogs howling...moon weeping blood...deer and antelope scattering in panic.
comfy af
Connor Lopez
On a scale of 1 to 10 how fake and gay is this happening??
Brayden Gutierrez
Alexander Thompson
Itt: op is a lying faggot
Eli Nelson
Dr. Pavel, I'm Fallout
Grayson Price
your best bet would be finding a structure that can withstand the weight of volcanic ash on it's roof. possibly a commercial high rise building. then finding some way to screen the air so your lungs don't fill with particulate matter and cause you suffocate while sleeping. the layer of ash will be so thicc that cannibalism wont even be an option since everything will be buried.
Ian Carter
Jason Allen
Jeremiah Myers
its fine in missoula
Chase Miller
Until there wasn’t any fucking food.
Leo Lee
Thank god
Jayden Jackson
this is okay nigger
Asher Price
>Tfw Denver
As long as I see a thread and shitpost before it burns me alive
Carson Richardson
Ok, lol. There are easier ways to die.
Jaxon Rodriguez
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Isaiah Nelson
Easy isn't fun, I want to get down to skin and bones with no energy, forced to kill my dog for food
Kayden Wood
Make sure to die in a funny jojo pose so that future archeologists will be puzzled when they make a plaster cast of your body.
Oliver Thompson
What a silly question to ash.
I'll be here all night folks.
Adam Ward
Don't worry I got this. Dick in my right hand, huge dragon dildo in my left and a glass bottle up my ass so they gotta be meticulous and shit
pic related, future me
Jack Martinez
fuck me I need more alcohol
Benjamin Scott
haha awesome, be sure to seal a note inside the bottle.
Zachary Jones
Based and kekpilled
However. Imo,
Alexander Johnson
>checks flag
Seems legit, have a (you) and whisky on me, lad.
Daniel Bailey
You'd whine like a bitch til' you quietly left existence.
Landon Miller
What would the response even be if it was determined an eruption was imminent within 10 years? There is really nothing that could save the country from descending in chaos.
>everyone in the country would have to relocate to the east coast
>vast majority of crops and livestock decimated lead to food shortages
>planes unable to fly due to ash
>air/water quality completely fucked
>no way in hell the government would be able to maintain order
James Myers
Checked. Vaults it is.
Like.. 2 or 3 of them..
Mason Taylor
I'm already living on 500 calories a day if even that for 3 years now. I have chronic fatigue from a degenerative disease. I will gladly go into oblivion with a smile faggot. Got no family, killed my uncle this winter, I hope I fucking die soon
Cameron Brooks
You can laugh at the fly over states all you want but at the end of the day we both still live in New Jersey senpai
Ayden Moore
Unironically, are you a skeleton?
Jace Perez
Im personally waiting to see another la quake. That should be nice
Elijah Sanders
>didn't clean penis
>gotta evacuate FAST
James Davis
wait, you killed your uncle?
meh whatever...
Carter Taylor
Yellowstone just flew over my house.
Noah Morris
chekkked
no most of my caloric intake is protein. I get a deer once or twice a year and live on that, rarely some elk. I just would rather put the money into my house for when I leave it to someone. Paid off and I'm 22, no idea who it's gonna get left to
Tyler Robinson
Darn jews
Evan Roberts
>implying commiefornians can eat without flyover states
Jacob Reed
>tfw the second best region for whites to live finna die on some nature shit
did someone tell obama's HUD while they were sending refugees to these parts of the country?
David Butler
Lol 22, starving himself to death, worried about who he is going to leave his shit to when he dies. Get the fuck outta the house and eat a meal skeletor.
Anthony Hill
Glad I'm here in NY
Elijah Adams
Grandpa who was the only father I ever had, passed a couple months prior. Had to spoon feed him and watch him get down to real skeleton type shit, had to lift him up...got so bad I would walk in and he's sitting on the side of the bed pissing into a trash can. Uncle decides to break into my house and start kicking my dog and shattered windows, my dog was fucking puddling blood everywhere I'm so happy she's okay, only thing I care about on this rock anymore. Shot my uncle through the gut and he bled out across the field screaming help me all my neighbors heard, fucked up man. Been having nightmares every night almost about death. I also predicted where he would break in a year prior, and the night before I swapped all the FMJ rounds in my rifle to hollow points as if I was being guided, among other creepy shit. God wants me alive..for now.
Ayden Martinez
thats a pretty fucked up situation
Benjamin Garcia
You'd be out of food in a matter of days.
John Hall
I would definitely cross some people off my list before I go down.
Jeremiah Stewart
meh I'm like 175 at 5'11, what the fuck do I care about food user? I'm just surviving at this point, enough food to function and I'm happy. When we die it's not like anyone will remember us, let alone "man that kid was too skinny" kek what the fuck will I care I'll be dead
it's life user, shits been happening for thousands of years. Anyone that thinks you can kill someone and it not affect you is full of shit, you're fine for a month or two and then the nightmares hit and the blood pressure you can't even drive because you can't focus for shit.
Robert Walker
175 at 5'11 is actually a pretty good weight.
Samuel Martinez
Nicholas Scott
Fuck, you alright, user?
Michael Price
Hunter Collins
That's a great impression of a Democrat npc, have a (You)
Sebastian Lewis
What's the barcode on those?