>2029
>drive home in new apple car
>park and lock
>later forgot if i locked it
>go out and press lock button
>alarm goes off
>can't turn it off
>neighbors start coming out and staring
>spaghetti spilling out from my turtleneck
>try to get inside apple car with touchID
>forgot AppleCar X has no touchID
>try rubbing unlock gesture on door
>doesn't work
>in tears now
>stand in front of apple car
>faceID blasts my face with headlights
>face not recognized because tears and spaghetti sauce
>consider smashing open the windows
>realize apple car has no Windows
>spaghetti flowing like a cascading waterfall
>kick apple car in absolute desperation
>door opens
>enter apple car
>Siri: alarm system malfunction
>I FUCKING KNOW
>try to start apple car
>nothing happens
>key not recognized, please enter apple car password
>butterfly keyboard pops out of steering wheel
>enter password
>incorrect password
>butterfly keyboard is double inputting certain keystrokes
>incorrect password
>S key won't work no matter how hard i press
>incorrect password
>in absolute tears at this point
>smash keyboard with head over and over again
>pasta sauce and tears splattering the interior
>incorrect password
>finally just type root and press enter twice
>password accepted
>engine starts
>tears of agony turn to tears of joy
>start backing out of driveway
>radio playing some really annoying emo band
>turn vol to min
>press vol down again to make sure
>radio lets out massive screeching blast
>slam on brakes and stop
>try to turn on radio
>it's dead
>Siri: radio malfunction please visit nearest Authorized National Apple Lube store
>drive 800 miles to nearest ANAL store
>yeah looks like your radio is busted
>you probably drove it wrong
>we're gonna have to replace your radio, tires, transmission, and engine
>that'll be $20,000
>leave ANAL store rubbing my sore anus
>get automated text on cuckPhone XLIIII from St. Steve
>Remember, At Just Works!
>th-thanks steve
2029
I can't belIeve you wasted all that time typing all of that out.
Just how much of a no life loser are you?
iTODDLERS BTFO
I love you op
Also put me in the screen cap
holy sht ooop goooot nooothng better tooooo doooo with yoooour tme? get a joooob, nerd
>2029
>applel still exists
hahaha no
cheeky motherfucker
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Holy fuck you are a no life loser. YOU SAMEFAG THIS SHIT IN EVERY THREAD LMAO
PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE
SEETHING
>anal store
>applel
kek
based
>2029
>2030 will be a year of GNU/Car
>Imagine, car you can assemble from steel framing and composite fibreglass panels at home
>Install any motor you want
>Install any camber angle you want
>Install any castor angle you want
>Good safety, since every other car now it made from plastic.
>press the gas pedal on my gnu car
>it explodes
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bumping a based thread
the ganoo/shit experience
based
mactoddlers btfo
cringe
Engineers assumed that drivers would be smart enough to drive without current limiter, you Poettering.
Which GNU/Car do you have?
Ubuntu? Hah, that's niggers car, get yourself Genroo GNU/Car.
>mom cancel my meetings, gas pedal broke off again on my arch car.
>>forgot AppleCar X has no touchID
>>try rubbing unlock gesture on door
kek
>>faceID blasts my face with headlights
medium kek
>>realize apple car has no Windows
mild kek
>>butterfly keyboard pops out of steering wheel
topkek
>>finally just type root and press enter twice
>>password accepted
toppest kek
>>drive 800 miles to nearest ANAL store
apex kek
>2029
>drive to the mall before important meeting
>park Windows Car and lock
>come back to car
>start it
>Windows installing updates, please wait
>0%
>...
>3%
>meeting started
>...
>80%
>boss calls, says that I'm fired
Fucking Windows Car, I'm buying GNU/Car next time.
>2029
>Feels good to have Toyota Thinkcar
>Cheap parts
>Red side stick is superior to touchpad steering
>Business™ experience
>Can run Hackincar, GNU/Car, and Windows Car
>Doesn't overheat.
>Strong chassis
>Can be libretuned
>Hot-swappable battery
Stupid pajeets with their Poodroid bicycles.
hey OP where will the Apple Car™'s gas tank be located?
kek ofc someone already made this
b&r
Good thread
seething ipajeets
>crapple
I can't wait until you have to unlock your car with face ID and MFA. and again when you want to start the engine. and when the iButterfly Transmission starts constantly changing gears you have to replace the entire chassis because the control cable is actually just a bunch of copper traces machined into it
can't wait for a car that stops working because the manufacturer sent an update out that makes it slowly destroy itself so that you'll have to buy next year's model
>arch meme
>iPajeet
Nope.
>2019
"I installed the new iOS update and now I can't connect to the cell network."
>genius bar solution: reinstall with iTunes
>2029
"I installed the new carOS update and now I'm late for work because it suddenly swerved off the highway and rammed through the side of an elementary school."
>genius bar solution: replace left rear hubcap. if it happens again come back in and we'll replace the passenger side door
you forgot
>cost: half the car's retail value
>finally just type root and press enter twice
>password accepted
imagine being an itoddler
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nah, that's only if you don't have applecare+++++. though in this case that elementary school wasn't built from iBricks so your applecare and limited warranty are void because the vehicle was operated in such a way that it was adversely affected by a non-apple product
That was some delicious spaghetti user
Saved for later shitposting
kek
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based
>2030
>year of GNU/Car
>millions of people driving happily in their Ubuntu Sedans, Fedora Hatchbacks and openSUSE SUVs
>Jow Forums user rolls up
>Arch car
>it's just four wheels, engine and transmission kept together by duct tape
>i-it's minimal
>no steering wheel, user just reaches to the wheels to adjust the direction
>steering wheel is bloat
>engine seizes every 1.65km
>user doesn't know how to fix the underlying problem, but he's figured out a workaround to get it running again
>it only takes 15 mins every time
>runs pacman -Syu
>engine still stops
>but the workaround now stopped working
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Kek
got here from another board. can someone explain what santania has to do with anything?
R E N T F R E E
satania is here to purge the applel fags with hellfire
A P P L E L T A X
someone needed a laugh gif to btfo itoddlers, picked her, now it's a meme
>Driving a 1500 package Ubuntu car
>Archfag rolls up.
>"Nah bro its 500 packages tops"
>"But I have an engine, coolant, AC, gearbox, drivetrain, clutch, you have all those too right?"
>"Nah bro those are one package, the engine+drive package MUH LOWER PACKAGE COUNT IN NEOFETCH = MORE MINIMALIST"
>Linux From Scratch user rolls up.
>"Fag, I made this beauty at home in a month"
>"It has 2 wheels, since 4 wheels are bloat"
>"It doesn't has systemd fuel pump, fuel comes to carburetor via gravity"
>"I made engine and frame myself from block of aluminium and steel tubing using schematics available from kernel.org and gnu.org"
>"It has no electric starter, so you use your foot to start it"
>SLES bus driver passes by
>"Fags, this is real business™ experience. See, I can open doors with press of a button. This is a money making machine."
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>applel
based and redpilled
>everyone i dont like is the same person
Imagine being an iToddler right now.
>its another pointless apple hate thread
This makes /v/ look intelligent
>it's another seething ipajeet
You make chimps look intelligent.
wew lad
how will itoddlers ever recover?
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>First computers were imac g3 and ibook
>still use a modded ipod classic
>typing this right now from an iPhone
But i always laugh and participate in these threads
baste
Cringe.
Seethe.
Yikes.
>t. iPajeet
@69733752
SEETHING
based
BASED
I swear, if you don't put me in the Reddit screencap I'm losing it.
>t. ipajeet
>applel
Lost.
what did he mean by this
applel hate threads aren't pointless
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You won't be driving it whilst refuelling anyway, and it doesn't take long to refuel.
I don't see any problem?
>applel hate threads aren't pointless
They are when they are based on schoolboy fantasies.
>seething
alright which one of you little faggots posted this on reddit
it's over, itoddlers will never recover
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Basado
based
redpilled
>2029
>just bought a new windows car
>need to get to work
>forced update starts rendering the car unusable for an hour
>car boots up displaying nothing but ads
>spend 10 minutes closing them all
>now late for work, but still happy because of the new exciting features (Spyware)
>laughts at all the linux and macfags for having inferior cars which can't run the latest battlefield 9 (now starring only brave women of color)
>starts playing on the way to work
>some minutes goes by
>in the middle of signing a peace treaty in battlefield 9 with the enemies (as violence is strictly forbidden anywhere)
>unblockable ad pops up
>lose the game due to it
>in rage accidentally say one of the old forgotten racist slurs
>it was so deep rooted in my mind after all of the years browsing a now illegal site that the tought police couldn't remove it
>I think the site was called something along the lines of 4 clover
>Windows car picks up what I said with the 17 inbuilt microphones always turned on
>sends the recording to the police
>locks the doors and forcefully drives me to the police station
>runs over 3 white straight men on the way
>they're not seen as human anyways so no one will care
>at the station
>mind technicians say their unable to completely remove the word from my brain
>sent to gulag as they can't let me back in to society due to offensive behavior
based
redpilled
cringe and bluepilled
based
based and debiru pilled