>be me
>37
>own my own company
>don't want to tell you the name
>the stock market thinks I am a feminist
>323 employees
>many of them women
>most of them autistic men and mexican janitors
>we are headquartered in austin texas
>growing like crazy
>writing software for huge clients every month
>it's like printing money
>how did I do it, you ask?
>first let me tell you a story
>the story is about bobby the python developer
>bobby was a python developer who worked at my company
>felt he had some kind of tenure
>decided to try to sneak some cuck ass bloated python dependencies into my shit
>not going to have it
>send out an email to the entire company
>"bobby is a massive cuck who uses python. He's fired now. Don't be like bobby."
>my company secretly uses forth under the hood
>all our shit runs on forth
>web servers
>mail servers
>containers
>everything
>It's all running forth
>that's the secret to my success
>be like me
>code in forth
Be me
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nice one Sammy boi, fuck Bobby the Cuck
That's one hot spicy meme
BUY BUY BUY, lol
holy shit cringe
>>>/reddit/
suck my basedcock, Jow Forums have turned from r9k with arch linux to /a/ to /frontpagereddit/
how is Jow Forums even related to that u soft wrist faggot
All languages are just a layer of abstraction over forth. C, C++, Rust, Python, Lisp, Javascript and the list just goes on.
>Jow Forums have turned from r9k with arch linux to /a/ to /frontpagereddit/
t. newfriend
Jow Forums has never been like Jow Forums
>how is Jow Forums even related to that u soft wrist faggot
2/3 of Jow Forums worship that jew
if only assembly had something to say about this
imagine the synaptic delays from head to toe; BRAINS, now with HIGH PING option!
Every time I look at Forth I get impressed by the elegance but scratch my head about what the hell I'm supposed to use it for.
I like the idea of using it for embedded systems since you can skip the whole compile-pray-debug cycle that you're used to, but I don't work with embeded, I work with business applications and I struggle to see a use for Forth there.
why is this board so full of faggots LARPing
Mentally ill office workers who know deep down all they do is help some rich asshole exploit someone
They are mad because they know my methods lead to success.
youtube.com
I sit here in my study alaska.
It's quiet here. Nobody around for miles except my bitch who is asleep.
I've been sipping on some whiskey and thinking about life and success.
I see all these young men who want to master code and they seemingly can't.
They shit all over themselves saying, "Wow python is great for ai goy. Look I programmed in ruby goy."
I really feel sad for them.
I wonder how many are virgins
I think that there is some kind of resolution to all this.
People have to wake up and realize that forth is the only programming language worth a shit.
I think that the sooner humanity does that the sooner we will come to a new epoch of masculine code.
As we know male autism is better for writing code. It's proven by science.
I am just cursed to have the autism no one else dares to reach.
The forth autism.
So as I sit here sipping my whiskey and wondering about the stars.
I ask each of you to think about your own autism.
Wonder to yourself: am I smart enough to learn forth?
Am I smart enough?
I don't think you are sadly.
I am one in a million.
My sperm are just too good to be true.
I'm going to have to have sixteen babies because of this.
I'm willing to though.
It's just my duty after all.
Erlang > fo*th
>the pipe isnt part of his brain
0/10
What's the deal with this forth spammer?
Great, another Jow Forums incel thread on my home board. Fuck off
shut up incel
>incel
>>>/reddit/
There's many things I can afford to do now that I have my company
>travel around the globe
>eat delicious foods
>attend films. pay my own way: buy movies music and anime
>I have my own collection of guns and kanatanas
>I can afford plane tickets to go to fetish conventions and pick up sluts in my corvette
>the list is limitless
>all this and more is possible if you just harness the power of forth autism
>only a smart person would think to do it