Sup Jow Forums

>the state of ameriburgers

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>Stepping on shit

Yeah I guess if you're irresponsible you need to take your shoes off at the entrance

People step in dog shit all the time since ameriburgers are also disgusting dogfuckers that let their animals shit all over the country. It ends up smeared all over the ground everywhere, so everyone is stepping in traces of dog shit and tracking it into their homes.

Everything from Ikea.

This needs a small table to put food/drinks on, then it'd be perfect.

just a thinkpad and a mattress is enough

trannies aren't girls retard

I do not live like that. God, strike down young, opinionated females.

Do you people ever talk about something that isn't america? Seems like an unhealthy obsession.

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>table and lamp
BLOAT

The bed is bloat. Get a roll up futon, replace the desk with a small table that can be folded up, remove the lamp and just use the ceiling light. Also, install gentoo on a raspberry pi and get rid of the laptop.

Jew?

I think you want an internet connection and around 100TB of stashed data to bridge the time in case your internet ends up being shit or not hooked up by the time you're there.

Also, have some washing machine and dishwasher and rice cooker and microwave and stuff to make your life easy. A robot vacuum if you are in the fraction of Jow Forums that isn't insensitive to dirt.

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saw that on /bst/ once
such a meme dude
>how's life in prison user?
>surprisingly productive

Scandinavian prison/10. Just needs a PS3 for accuracy.

He actually won this demand and the government had to pay for everything. He probably has a PS4 pro now.

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get rid of the lamp and desk. get rid of bedframe and pillow (because pillow is bad for your neck alignment). put mattress on floor with blanket, use laptop in bed.
thats comfy right there.

Pretty sure Scandi prison has more in it. I saw pics before and they look more like a poor freshman's dorm who couldn't be arsed to move stuff from their room over.

>rice cooker
fucking weebs

troon detected

>pillow is bad for your neck alignment
A chiropractor I went to said otherwise. X-ray confirmed my neck vertebrae was not in normal alignment.

Chiropractors aren't real doctors.

have to wear shoes in doors when there is garbage and crumbs all over the floor.

how did you get a picture of my apartment

I'd imagine he'd have to sue again to get another upgrade but who knows. Five years ago I also would have said there was nowhere in the world that not being given the last generation of gaming console is a human rights violation and I'd have been wrong.

its not bad, i was over-exaggerating, but it is definitely better to sleep completely vertical, unless you can get one of those mypillow things that adjusts to your exact neck alignment

>at least its dogs shitting all over our streets and not middle easterners.

True, but the neck vertabrae shouldn't be straight which would happen with no pillow.

i meant *horizontal
lmao

your mom isn't a real woman

>it is definitely better to sleep completely vertical,
holy shit the absolute STATE of broscience

>robot vacuum
are these a meme? I actually like sweeping.

RENT FREE

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A computer is probably a good idea.

I SAID I MEANT *HORIZONTAL
but since we are on this topic, has anyone here tried sleeping dracula-style?

get some wall art that you like, or some posters. get a waste bin.

Fucking legit makes it so I only need to mop once a week and I run the little guy once a day.
OP get a Murphy bed and shelves.
Keep the floors clear and give yourself space

my apartment is like that but cleaner

post apartment

>100TB
What do you store in all that space? I can barely fill my 2TB drive.

Where is his anime statues?

>>What do you store in all that space?
animæ

>Statue
Why do you niggers do this when you can just get art

This only proves that being a gamer is the same as being a prisoner, while you are "FREE"

looks like my place. Whats nice about this set up is that girls don't feel welcome there after they get fucked. And if I ever feel like moving I can just throw all my shit in my truck and move the fuck on. You guys should look into working remotely

the media are just trying to frame it that way
it was actually mostly about the isolation and needless privacy invasions/inspections

he has some wonky requests though

>You guys should look into working remotely
I'm trying user, it's my only dream. Being free as possible

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This is why you can't pimp

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Oh thats gud

based and redpilled

comfy

What happened to your White Album 2 wallpaper and idolm@ster posters?

i have that, run it every week, it's awesome

Any reason to not run it daily?

no that's what slides are for

>rent $1200
>jobs paying $12 an hour
Why aren’t millennials buying anything?

>rent 2k
>get paid 47 an hour

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>a couple thousand dollars of trinkety shit

too loud/annoying, and there's not too much stuff in just a day

Squad.

My rent is 400 get paid 40 per hour. How many hours do u work user?

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>rent $950
>paid $15/hour
barely survivable

Seems like an unnecessary waste of money for temporary housing.

Full time but I don't live near nigs

>bothering to take off your shoes
i don't live in the third world, so i don't walk around in mud all day.

Ask /fa/

But you take public transit
Ringworm having ass nigga

cute as fuck

>My rent is 400
Do you live in a corn field in kansas?

I don't understand, why amerifats like their floor with wood or carpet, if they don't wank bare foot on it?
Bare concrete would do.

>paying rent
>not just asking your daddy to let you live in one of his many apartments
Fucking poorfags.

Too obvious

Even Japanese with their sterile streets don't walk in shoes at home.

no, he probably rents a room in some other autists house.

Should have bootstrapped harder.

this actually upset me, because it's so on.
What my apartment would look like if I was single would be waaaay cleaner and bloatfree.
Getting the desk cleared in the spare bedroom to have a little office set up was a fucking act of congress to make happen.

Having a roommate is also a possibility.

Let me think...
speakers, headphones, computers, big TV, NAS, harddrives, midi keyboard, guitar, camera, CRT monitor. oh right, forgot about a desk and chair too.
Those are the essentials, as for the non-essentials those would be, desk lamp, RGB LEDs, maybe a sofa, UPS or some sure of battery for power failures. And I can't think of anything else, I'm probably forgetting something really important though

>mypillow

lol

>Getting the desk cleared in the spare bedroom to have a little office set up was a fucking act of congress to make happen.
imagine getting married and having no say over what the place you pay for looks like

LOL

More like 2 or 3 roommates in a 2 bedroom apartment.

You realize 99% of people walking their dogs have a little plastic baggy to pick up after them right? We have public trash cans everywhere to dump stuff like that in

Give me original pic, I will turn this into Jow Forums certified room

>move in with GF
>use living room as bed room
>use other two bedrooms as our own office
>our face when

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Woman here. It looks bad and this is why.

>Nothing but a TV
>no accessories, no drawing table no guitar no nothing else except a fucking TV.

I can easily tell the type of person this guy is, bland boring gamer loser with no friends and no other hobbies.

That's what I see as a woman, and that is a BIG turnoff.

>cheap modern desk
>two monitors elevated
>random computers strewn about
>cans and drinks and trash scattered
>a gravity bong
>a fucking blue grinder
>THE EXACT SAME PURPLE TOOTHBRUSH FOR CLEANING OUT GRINDER WHEN DANKRUPT
This is my fucking room and it's making me cringe real hard to see someone else doing it

That requires people to care enough to pick up after their pets. Theres lots of those little trash cans and bag dispensers in my apartment complex and there’s still dog shit everywhere. People just don’t care. We live in a got mine fuck you culture.