MicroChipping

Good, you can forever tip your fedora in peace

when it's the norm and painless, probably

literally subhuman

>not wanting to be tracked by the government/corporations 24/7 makes me a fedora tipper
OK bootlicker.

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I don't see what a chip can do that a simple ID tag can't in terms of functionality. Hell, if they want to "modernize" it just work up a way to do it with modern smartphones.

good cow

>microchips
don't care
i just hope i live long enough to see technophiles get cyberbrain sclerosis

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Kek

Micro chipping under the skin is only relevant for animals. humans can wear chipped jewelry.

>making yourself into literal livestock with a painful operation
Who could be behind this?

TOP KEK

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I will not take any type of chip, even if it means taking a bullet.

facial recognition is easier and doesn't require mass surgery on the poulace. might be problematic for twins or other freakbabies though

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Does not work on asians.

>2019
>fearing technology and (trans)human progress
aren't you too old for browsing Jow Forums grandpa?

don't forget to take ur pills.....

It scares me that this post is unironic.

not yet

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chip all the cucks

>(trans)human progress
Is that what the newspeak teens are calling slavery these days?

heres some less sinister transhumanism

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6696307/Woman-arm-bone-replaced-METAL-cement-breast-cancer-ate-away-skeleton.html

one day I will live out my wolverine fantasy

Get a load of this zoomer

>behind
Don't worry, they'll chip kids during the circumcision surgery. They won't even remember it

Fuckin kek, this faggot has given up on being anywhere near reality.

nigger, I don't even have a smartphone. What makes you think I'm going to go for a literal chip?

Zoomer detected

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Americans are already mutilated like farm animals.

It's europeans pushing for this shit moreso than Americans.

No, I'm not a fucking pet, no chips are allowed.

kys libtard scum

already did, pretty cool party trick. cant wait to get one that can be a hsm

was sore for about 30 minutes, then sore to the touch for like 8-10

>fearing technology and (trans)human progress

I find it hilarious how little time it took for the left to become blatant corporate puppets.

never.
chip-chan.tumblr.com

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Revelation 13:16-17 King James Version (KJV)

16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

i d rather retire into a forest and build myself a wodden shelter than getting chipped like an animal by the globalists zogs

Kind of spooky that a 2,000 year old book predicted that chipping would be required to buy or sell anything. Also spooky that the same book basically says you're beyond salvation if you get chipped.

Revelation 14 King James Version (KJV)

9 And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,

10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:

11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

Smartphones are already akin to microchips under the scalp. People willingly travel with them 24/7, sleep with them, and so on. Jobs require them, and God forbid attempting a social life without one. The ever growing dependency on the mobile phone negates the need for any kind of intrusive microchiping. Why bother when people already willingly microchip themselves?

lol no I hate human society so much that I fantasize about dropping off the grid almost daily. I may not know how to survive a winter innawoods but it's a death wish for sure at that point so whatever

Extremely stupid.

>no long term data about health effects, but when used on dogs in their short lifespans, these chips are associated with microtumor growth
>if the operation goes wrong, it could result in a life-threatening infection
>to thwart malicious RFID scanners in public (they could be installed in vending machines or subway turnstiles, or people could just walk around in crowded areas with them), you'd have to always wear an RFID-blocking glove to protect your identity
>removal (if you get one for your job, but you get fired) likely to involve messy surgery
>as technology advances and you want to get an upgraded chip, that will involve surgery to remove the old one

You could literally get the same functionality out of an RFID ring with none of the downsides of having a foreign object in your hand.

No, I'm currently accumulating wealth to buy land on a underdeveloped country before the world turns into complete shit.

It's not practical to make something like this mandatory. Society will just make it so you're required to carry a little spy in your pocket in order to respond to messages in a timely manner to keep your job, keep friends, find out where you are, etc.

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>Uses them for amiibos
You can't make this shit up.

good luck defending your borders when china decides they own you

>Be me visiting beautiful churches in NY pre work time
>flip open a bible to a random page
>land right on the mark of the beast story
>When Jesus comes back he is going to order everyone who hasn't been marked to kill those who have
>MFW chip niggers are going to get massacred
I'll stay on the side where the bank can't wipe my existence off the face of the earth because i had a late payment.

This image makes me feel actual pain.

One common cause of death is complications from surgery. Generally speaking, you should avoid any procedure that involves putting putting something under your skin unless the alternative is death. There is no need to put a microchip inside your own body when it could just as easily be put on a card that you keep in your wallet, or on an article of clothing. There are advantages to this too: it's easy to upgrade if need be.

i'd implant some memory into my brain if i could, i feel like i have alzheimers some days

yes, i always wanted to get the mark of the beast so i can watch the christians freak out and starve to death, then i can use my rations to get pussy from some christian whores

at least they get good music in hell, judging by all the metal i've listened to over the years

If I get superpowers then fuck yeah.

People having laughably exploitable rfid tags under their skin just really creates the incentive to start fucking with them. Might as make a little device to put in your bag that finds rfids within range and rewrites them. These people are practically asking for it.

I'm comfortable enough with smartwatches, which I can easily remove without needing surgery, thank you.

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>chinkpad owners

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you guys never disappoint me

Will use this video to call statists faggots right up to the point they execute me

No one cares about your archaic, backwards superstition, go back to Jow Forums

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Nope.
They can put it in if they must, but it's coming right out after and going in a card or whatever that I can have on me as needed.

what the fuck is this

hail satan

>amibos

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Have had a chip for years. Ask me anything.

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How was your day?

I wanted to die slightly less today since AR lower parts came in the mail.

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>painful operation
They inject it with a syringe

Yet China is the first country to do it

So basically you're saying that the government is the beast, as this would be a government issued ID tag. If you're so worried about that, you should probably stop living under American law. Yet these same tards will say shit like "God bless America" lol

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I will defend my land with my life and even though I will probably die if it comes to that I will die a free man.

The government and the country are not the same thing.

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Well, you're still living under the US government and following their laws. You're literally following the beast

over my cold dead body

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Nice try, Satan

Needle compared to a 0.5mm pencil

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>socialism with liberty
What an oxymoron. The literal goal of socialism is communism

No, I'll shoot anyone that tries to do it to me.
This
You're a good man, brother.

>mark of the beast
This & is the reason you'll be slaughtered by Christians, Muslims, Mormons, etc.

imagine being such a cuck that you get black boxes implanted into your own body for the benefit of other people

>expecting normies to understand that

You're talking to people who worship the nanny state.

Wow if you say it it must be true dude. You've really opened my eyes.

I accidently got a splinter of burnt rusted metal in my hand and it never came out, so I guess I'm already a chipper

Only if their is financial incentive or insurance kickbacks. There'd have to be some way to game the system by transferring it to a pet or SWIM or a Bitcoin tumbler. If it's just some tap-to-pay, skip TSA at the terminal, or family tracker botnet that'll be a hard "nah".

>all socialism is authoritarian "communism"
>anarcho communism doesnt exist
burgers shouldnt you leave before your data cap runs out?

>anarcho communism doesnt exist
It doesn't fucking idiot

>normies now are bigger autists than 4 chan users
they take everything from us and ruin it am i right bros ? :(

if you put a magnet on monitor in a place with this picture you can see what this picture is

>anarcho communism
that literally an oxymoron you amerimongrel

>anarcho communism
you really think you can have anarchism when everything is state controlled?

I'd just put the chip in a key card.

>anarcho communism doesnt exist
never in practice idiot. it's all completely utopian

don't forget to take your zoloft zoomer

>fearing technology
a completely reasoned fear. what actual benefits have technology actually given us but accessibility and laziness? even with this chip, what's the appeal? accessibility and laziness.

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