Block bullshit aleerts

>minding my own business
>listening to music in the morning
>amber alert comes in
>police try to conscript my labour for some pajeet
>alert buzzing 140db blowing out my ears
>father kills daughter anyway
>nothing I can do
I can’t opt out of this fucking bullshit. There has to be a way to jailbreak and block this fucking bullshit. Please halp.

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suicide is the perfect solution to all of your problems

>itoddlers btfo
>inb4 based anime poster

Incorrect

i am never wrong.

You’re not making sense.

I said: suicide is the perfect solution to all of your problems
You said: Incorrect
I then said: i am never wrong.

do you still not understand? Perhaps the problem is you, and i refer you to this statement: suicide is the perfect solution to all of your problems

You're probably one of those regards that called 911 complaining about this.
Christ you're a dumb fuck

what the fuck does this mean someone explain please

Hey man, you're being toxic.

>jailbreak

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Canada had a nation wide amber alert.
Man kidnapped daughter, publicly stated he would murder her, and was close enough to airports and provincial borders that RCMP labeled him a flight risk.
A bunch of people are pissy that their phones got two notifications they didn't ask for, and are complaining via 911 calls

Nope. Just want to opt out of his bullshit, or force it off if there’s a way. Fuck crtc

I’m a leaf, I have an iPhone 7 and I didn’t get this.
Literally nothing in settings either about amber alerts.

OP are you an androne or iFag?

You should take your own advice.

Yes

Android here, I have the option to turn all but Blumph's alerts off. Get a nonshit phone next time.

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That faggot isn't wrong tho.

I didn't get it either but I'm in QC

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go back to plebbit nigger

>A bunch of people are pissy that their phones got two notifications they didn't ask for, and are complaining via 911 calls
Really makes you think about just how many fucking people need to be erased

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The sad thing is that apparently he fucked her to death
Canada is messed up

Who cares about those people. They’re dumb asses. You should want to opt out of this shit and shouldn’t be forced to receive it either. If you can’t opt out there has to be a way
>inb4 suicide
Faggots already suggested that before but that’s not a real option. I want to block it too

No idea about Canada, but there's a toggle for those somewhere under Notification prefs on iPhones here in the US. Turned it off after the first time I got one.

Android phones can turn it off or just mute it.

That's a lie.

You can disable alerts but you also miss out on the ones that are actually important like flood, hurricane, or tornado warnings.

i never got the alert, but the tv decided to scream at me letting everyone know its over

not sure what ive done to prevent that bs from appearing on my phone

my god you are stupid, it's in the notifications panel baka