>"Your resume isn't too bad, user. But I want to make absolutely sure you're not yet another one of those Lisp fizzbuzzers."
>whiteboard moonwalks in
>"Write a program that works in a way that prevents the stack from staying in the CPU cache."
"Your resume isn't too bad, user...
Nicholas Allen
Ethan Bailey
c-c-clr();
Liam Wood
>make up a couple architecture that unlike superscalar cancer gives me control over cache
Heh, nothing personal superscalar Clets.
Tyler Ward
I dont even know what that means.
Liam Adams
OMG MATH
David Reyes
kind sir I am applying for Java Enterprise Solution job, please let me do the needful
Camden Thomas
umm actually I forgot to mention I'm a trans person so you'd better hire me or I'll sue your company for all it's worth
Sebastian Kelly
>"Sorry, sir, but I'm Jewish, so you'd better not play that game with me."
Jace Nguyen
I just tell the user to close it through task manager, an elegant solution to a retarded problem.
Dylan Lee
sure, I'll just make it so it kills itself once it starts.
Eli Perez
>whiteboard moonwalks in
>HR ALWAYS TOLD ME BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU DO
>DONT GO AROUND BREAKING THE STACK
Cooper Campbell
Nice, you're hired.q
Cameron Baker
>whiteboard moonwalks in
>THE FIRE'S IN THEIR EYES AND THE CODE IS REALLY CLEAR
>SO JUST KILL IT, KILL IT
Grayson Carter
It it even possible?
Michael Wright
it is a tricky question, you're actually supposed to shut down the computer.
Matthew Carter
w-well i took a dna test and I'm 0.1% aztec jew so maybe you could help a brotha out... yo?
Jaxson Myers
>whiteboard moonwalks in
>JAVASCRIPT IS NOT MY LANGUAGE
>ITS JUST A TOOL THAT MAKES SHITTY WEB APPS
>BUT C IS JUST MY THING
Christopher Peterson
char[SIZE_MAX] cachefucker;
?
Noah Smith
mov eax, cr0
or eax, 1
Josiah Hall
>one load and you fail, choose your next move wisely.
Nicholas Sanders
return 0;
Caleb Bailey
Prove to me this value isn't being written to cache memory
Adrian Morris
What architecture are we using?
Adrian Clark
shutdown now
Jaxon Green
On most architectures and using most compilers, a simple integer return value will usually be directly placed in an appropriate register (which one is of course machine-dependent), without actually writing it in memory.
Nicholas Nelson
Can someone explain to me what this means?
t. Brianlet.
Dominic King
>The WBINVD instruction is a privileged instruction. When the processor is running in protected mode, the CPL of a program or procedure must be 0 to execute this instruction.
Dominic Kelly
why would you ever want to make a program that performs inefficiently on purpose