Why don't you work in an office with ping-pong and free beer?

Why don't you work in an office with ping-pong and free beer?

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Pls no bully

I suck at ping pong and drinking beer makes me feel bloated.

Because of anxiety

Because I have a great job that doesn't require to build with completely moronic framework.

I also don't need to be bribed with childish basedboy shit as job isn't a soul sucking shithole.

Could you also suck my dick?

I did, and you know what? It doesn't fix anything. You're still a wage slave.

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Because I prefer my compensation in the form of money instead of "benefits" that I would never use

That picture makes me horny.

tell me right now what tech i need for junior front end web dev

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>ping-pong and free beer
That's for PHP guys, Node fags only get dragon dildos.

I'm more of a foosball guy myself.

html, css, javascript, react/vue/angular

>No ball pit
Because it's shit

thanks brother

because I have a big boy 9 to 5 programmer job

>work for AAA video game company
>get free beer and ping pong

come at me

pingpong is fucking shit, there, i said it.
in fact id like to beat pussies who like pingpong

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>have pingpong table
>shame anyone who plays it
>have beer friend
>shame anyone who drinks it (before 5)
such culture

>open office
>headphones not allowed because "it makes people unapproachable"
>manager complains about background noise on conference calls

This. Beer sucks

man up, pussy

this

did you know that beer accelerates estrogen production which is why men get really fat when they drink a lot of beer? vodka is better anyway.