We were shown this picture at university today, is our professor right??

we were shown this picture at university today, is our professor right??

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well memed, friend! welcome to the meme world of Jow Forums, where programming is a magical and mysterious place

while you were at uni, I was studying the blade

Is your Prof a weab?

Pretty accurate. Only fat retards like C.

Fuck you

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It's an analogy. Analogies aren't meant to be completely accurate, just give people who know little about the subject a rough picture in their head.

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The C is pretty accurate, except it's without a grip

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That they're all useful except for the weeabo sword?

so c++ can do the most?

underrated
>inb4 samefag

i will keep posting the memes he added to the script caus im going through it rn studying for the test tomorrow and im bored

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What you can't see on the pic is that the cutting edge is on the hilt and on the actual blade.

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stay mad brainlet

he showed us this c that creates the mandelbrot matrices, how can anyone read code like this

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This analogy is meaningless unless it's known what task the tools are supposed to be doing.

How is Python better than Java?

git gud your professor is on saiyajin level

OCAML

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Embedded development

Then none of these tools are useful.

java/c# should not be on that pic

they should also not exist

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i dont remember python beeing that dangerous

JavaScript

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rip me, java is all i learnt so far, we had ONE single teaching about C this semester, rest was java

>I sure wish I had chosen C instead of Java

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>haskell
kek

Python would be this

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C best language to kill youself

>Imagine what could have become of Google if they didn't use Python for their first search engine
>We might even use it today instead of Bing

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true = false;
false = 0==0;

valid python

c > c++ > c# > python > trash > Java > javascript

yes, C devs are katana wielding fedora wearing incels.

javascript

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>plastic gun

Where's Fortran?

Python is pretty rough to learn for starters.
Sums up C++ and Lisp very well

What is the point of this? You can do this in almost any language.
True = False;
False = 0 == 0;

Valid C.

>capitals

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>Jewish gun

>Rust

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If you don't see it, you're too new.

>PHP (Without MySQL)
what did they mean by this

the image that is shown is the language php without the use of mysql.

what the hell is f\

>Ruby somehow safer than python

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>Unpractical, ridiculus, over engineer and most user can't use it for practical things.
Yes

>f\ or(;...;...)
I'm guessing it's a for loop

Your professor is a right fucking idiot

That analogy implies Ruby is great. Do you think Ruby is great, user?

C doesn't have booleans.

>he still hasn't updated to C99

The autism is real

I stopped using C a long time ago during C89.
>le autism xD
At least come up with an insult that makes any sense for the context instead of this generic catch-all. What does not updating a compiler have to do with autism?

I didn't know you could nest the ternary operator... it makes sense I guess... just never considered it.

>C++
Somewhat accurate because it's one huge mess
>Java/C#
Don't get it, makes no sense. Both are powerful tools when used right, even if especially Java has its pitfalls.
>Ruby
No clue what he meant by that
>C
Razor blade without a grip is more accurate and I'm a C boy for life.

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>tfw I'm a C programmer

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>we have no good tools
Good observation.
>random cutlery/tools strewn into boxes labeled with programming language names.
>C++ programmer think their language is a toolbox and not a floor with tools lacking handles

And Fortran?

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Thrown stones

>no ladder logic
ITT industrialets virgins

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Old, replaced by more modern tools but it's the best for certain specific tasks.

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Cringe and bluepiller

Based and redpilled

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t.

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>None
>Including C

Ruby is prtty good but lame. Just like an electric breadknife

I do python, how did you know?

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if this was shown in class by a professor

i fear for future programmers will be filled with memes in their head

What about HTML?

I don't get the haskell one

No one uses haskell, only people who describe it speak in alien language.

Based

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>Python is pretty rought to learn for starters

Are you fucking kidding? Python is nearly pseudocode, it just werks

Having programmed in all these languages, one thing I do like about java is ides make it easy to move things around. If you don't like the way you did something you can make it work, then later you can rename / move stuff around and your whole project is updated for you to make it work. I find the ability to go back and fix things easily really improves my designs.

> faggots making or finding picture that shows their favorite language in best image

Your decisions can be tentative and then redone when.more information becomes available. The temptation to let bad design rot goes away

this is just completely wrong

Also the need to think too hard up front goes away because you can change it

Programming in Haskell is easier on shrooms

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Lisp

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Real programmers never make mistakes.

>true = false;
>false = 0==0;
>>capitals
>lowercase

I remember my intro to EECE professor say there were superior search engines at the time but they were too slow to expand relative to Google because python allowed getting a complete product out a lot faster even if it wasn't the most technically superior one.

FYI he recently stated on his twitter that modern JavaScript is his favorite language now.

Damn he's pretty good desu

the latest version is pretty good although dynamic typing needs fixing, the issue is that the new modern features aren't supported in all browsers so you have to dumb it down with babel

Python is easy, the strict spacing is difficult for beginners. Use an IDE like pycharm.

/thread

>tfw Visual Basic makes money
wtf

Sure, if you're good at it.
>inb4 undergrad CS student who just learned C and now assumes he's good at everything

I had to learn it years ago. It works well for making productivity applications but they're honestly better built in another language. I'm just surprised it's still widely used.