>took my laptop to CPU repair guy
>he calls me saying hes horrified by the porn i keep there
>I tell him wtf this is a violation of my rights and none of his business
>he says to get it now he doesnt want to deal with me. that its disgraceful.
>realize I kept it all on my desktop. throat fucking. gagging face fucking. anal.
>says he will throw it away if I dont pick it up eow
WTF WTF WTF this is my worst nightmare coming true. arent they supposed to
not look? how can I even show my face there
sue them
>throat fucking. gagging face fucking. anal
Did you live in a church?
call him a cucked beta bitch and take your laptop like the straight white man that you are
>CPU repair guy
>digs around in OP's L2 cache for individual frames of porn videos
i had overwatch gifs as well. one was a dog fucking tracer
oh yeah sure this totally happened
story is bs. I can't go 3' fixing computers without bumping into people's porn and gossip. most people have the decency to dump it in a folder out of the way but not all. its gotten to the point where I'm only even really interested if it's some amateur shit featuring their wife 10 years ago when she was hot and that's rare, most people are you know, average.
If this guy does it for a living he didn't even blink.
HAHAHAHAHA
had a good laugh, thanks user
you ain't right in the head, mate....
this is why I keep all my pr0n on an external drive.
Encrypt your shit, faggot.
I fixed an old guy's computer one time who "hid" all his porn in the root of C:. Pretty tame shit too. Who gives a fuck?
tell him to go fuck himself
if you look through peoples' shit without permission, you have no right to comment about what you find
this
I got a computer from a bank worker "Family friend" a decade or so ago.
Old WinXP box with a dead power supply.
I shit you not it was full of deleted, giant black cock.
She was a smol white woman with three blonde children and a dead husband.
>tfw porn folder is ~/Desktop
>plan to have my mate over
>was having a wank before he got there
>leave a tab open with my porno
>he comes in
>we're having a chat
>he says 'looks like you've been having a good wank mate'
>look back
>realize i left the tab open
>'yep'
>we continue our chat
>i need to take a piss
>come back and see my mate is jerkin it to my porno
>don't tell him that i'm back
>watch him about to finish
>oh shit i'm getting hard now too
>just when he's about to cum i run out and scream 'CUM FIGHT'
>we both start jizzing all over each other
>he gets me a few times in the chest but I get a few good headshots
>we have a laugh and go back to our chat like normal blokes
being ashamed of watching porno is gay dude
None of that is illegal.
Damaging your property is however.
eat shit lol.
lmfao
>not password-protecting your user account
>not encrypting your home folder
You brought this on yourself.
Based
really based
nothing gay about cumming on your friends
Based
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nigger gtfo
nah, he fine. a bit degenerate, but fine.