New Jow Forums beta with user accouns and shit

this is fake. some fucker just trying to dox everyone

well, this is what it looks like with JS

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without*

we're fucked

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If this becomes a thing I can finally leave Jow Forums

I think hiro wants to drive off the old userbase

What the hell is happening to the internet?

that will be a good day! I hope it comes soon

It's like Reddit 2.0

>>with user accouns
>No there isn't you fucking retard.
>It's just gookmoot trying to milk the phoneposters more, which I think is perfectly fine.
What do you meme by that?
The Login/Register option appears on Desktop too.
Is this a joke that I'm too dumb to understand or something?

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Looks like it's using create-react-app with no server side rendering. this kills the script blocker

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and it's also using redux for state management and the material-ui component library

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This. Retards think it's just for phone posters.

LITERALLY a clover ripoff

I started exclusively using Jow Forums on Clover after that filthy gook started adding malicious ads that broke uBO

Please be real. The sooner Jow Forums dies and people start using the non-cancerous alternatives, the better.

I'll just start shitposting irl

It'll be just like my reddit I wonder if I could sync my accounts lols :D

We all know you don't leave your house, user. And I'm sure you've already told your mom all about the jews dozens of times by now.

>I think hiro wants to drive off the old userbase

The old userbase has already been driven off by moot when he nuked the old mods during the gamergate shit, and then changed all the bump limits to 500. Go to the catalog of any board and count the amount of "general" threads.

Hiro just wants to milk Jow Forums for money. The problem is that he's going the wrong way about it; you could easily add more functionality and turn the site into some kind of tumblr/twitter killer; especially now that he is forcing accounts.

>We're sorry but p4 works with javascript

Every site that uses JavaScript should be stating that they are sorry for working with JavaScript.

How does Jow Forums pass differ from an user account?

You can post without a pass but you can't post without an user account.

Doesn't that depend on the service? At the same time, pass costs money. Usually user accounts are free. So this is just mandatory paid user account for mobile posters.

If it becomes a thing, you aren't leaving Jow Forums, Jow Forums literally died.

The ENTIRE POINT of Jow Forums is being free of registrations, reputations, logging in, tracking posts. It took off because literally anyone can come here and post something immediately about anything and start a discussion and nobody is there to shit on you because you're new, because you aren't in their clique, because you once supported x/y/z.

How fucking dumb do you have to be to self destruct your entire website like this?

The old userbase uses the PC to browse this site, you disgusting phonefags.
Good riddance, nothing of value lost.

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>Clover ripoff with aids scripts and accounts
yikes

this

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>First big change to the site since its inception
Be fucking careful.

>keyboard shortcuts for mobile
alright

it has a desktop and mobile version.

he just said that because of the meltdowns in the thread when it got posted.

>The old userbase uses the PC to browse this site, you disgusting phonefags.

The old userbase DOES NOT BROWSE THE SITE ANYMORE, because it turned into a site with infinite archives and long, slow general threads, instead of temporary posts that rotate so fast that there's a whole page worth of new bumps by the time you scroll to the bottom.

Generals are cancer and need to go

t. oldfag

Something like 70% of the web is browsed from phones now. Making a Desktop site today is like when ten years ago you worried about Internet Explorer compatibility.

>DOES NOT BROWSE THE SITE ANYMORE
that's what you want to believe.
in reality, maybe 25% actually left and the majority is still there. there's still no 100% replacement for this site. you're here forever.

For phones only is not enough. He has to crash the whole thing.

>Please be real. The sooner Jow Forums dies and people start using the non-cancerous alternatives, the better.
Please be real. The sooner Jow Forums dies and people start using the non-cancerous alternatives, the sooner the alternatives become cancerous. Fade into nonexistence instead, or many profiles, same thing.

>you're here forever.

nope, I only visit once a week.
the majority is not here anymore. Not on any of the boards I check, anyway. People moved away to twatter, grew up, or they are shilling their patreon.

There's no 100% replacement site because what made the place great was the ludicrous speed that the boards moved at. As long as you don't have people visiting a new site en masse, you won't have a 100% replacement, only an empty imageboard.

>Do you think people using mobile to spam black dick are fucking retarded?
Yes.

>the non-cancerous alternatives
As if there were any
>inb4 infinite chins
lmao

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>nope, I only visit once a week.
that is still counting as visiting, you retard.

Is double chan a better place at this point?

>he doesn't know about Jow Forumseddit

Completely different from visiting the site 8 hours a day on average, as I did ten years ago.

sites that require signup automatically do not count.

>non-cancerous
That's what I replied to not my description. Take a look in a book, LaVar.

>Completely different from visiting the site 8 hours a day on average, as I did ten years ago.
Whatever lets you sleep at night.
If you could leave, you'd have done so but you keep returning.

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>Is double chan a better place at this point?

no, it has long-ass threads and uses so much javascript that a 500 post thread takes anywhere from 5-20 seconds to load, depending on browser.

I think 7chan and plus4chan are the closest to classic Jow Forums, but plus4chan has a god awful ugly skin.

What do you think happens once gookmoot sees this working with phoneposters, user?

It will. Furthermore, if (when) this happens, the community will splinter and 80% most won't migrate to whatever alternatives pop up. It'll be the end.

sauce?

So where y'all gonna go when the shit breaks loose. Looking at seven and double myself.

if Jow Forums dies, I'll open a bottle of champagne.

Jow Forums must die so some autist here is finally forced to remake it on the blockchain
You know, kinda like SA died and an autist remade his favorite forum but freer

SA died?

it looks beautiful, just like terry intended.

>80% of current year Jow Forums users gone
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

Jow Forums and /v/ is redditor central, yeah. but in other boards the old-timer "hardcore" Jow Forums users are the majority or at least a large minority. not just the obscure boards, either.

Jow Forums used to be as good as /b/, but it got invaded by shillbots, right now it has threads discussing actual politics deleted. And /b/ is fucking dead, it has be split so much that it's just a glorified porn board now.

I don't know what other boards have the "old timer" posters being the majority, but /co/, Jow Forums, /h/ and /vr/ definitely does not. Also, all of those boards have pretty much only general threads. It's part of the reason why I only check in once a week; it takes that much time for content to rotate out. And when it does, another general for the same topic is made.

>"I... It's only for phone posters I swear!"
>keyboard shortcuts
Really makes you think

Phoneposters absolutely seething lmao

Is it April already?

Cultural revolution turned it into tumblr lite in the late 2000s. Now both the forum and lowtax are dying a slow death while the SJWs pretend it isn't.

There's literally a pet forum for a black mod that disallowed white people from posting after sunset. Said mod shills for money too.

> old user base
> leave during pol harbor
A ton left to 7 back In the day. It's like a museum of OG Jow Forums

Hiro is a fucking nigger. Phoneposters will continue to use clover lol

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lmao fuck this, im out

>he still thinks it won't be ported to the desktops
Best way to herd the cow is to make it think it's moving on its own accord.

>broke uBO
I hate ths p4 garbage as much as the next user, but you are nothing but a compulsive lying fucking faggot. it broke nothing.

You're here forever.

on the thread on /qa/ mook started deleting his own comments when people started losing their shit

unlist /qa/

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He obviously meant that Jow Forums won't last forever, but as long as he's the owner it'll keep being free.

>but as long as he's the owner it'll keep being free.
you're living in a world of fucking fantasy and the make believe.

test

unlist /trash/

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>reddit spacing

god i hope this website dies faster; i've been here for too fucking long and I NEED OFF. GOOT END IT ALL, I BEG OF YOU.

Wheres your God now

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>and people start using the non-cancerous alternatives
You don't get it do you?
In the time you've been festering here everything else on the internet has been overtaken by a greater rot than this place could ever muster.
This shithole is the only refuge left.

This

>Nothing is clear and Hiro baited a lot of retards, or he's a retard himself

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No you idiot. Normally people would say it won't change even though they plan to do it in the near future. Since he didn't even make the effort to do so, it means he plans on doing it right after it's officially implemented for phone posters

I tried to find ways to abuse the P4 API, but all I could manage was to push invalid board names into my favourites list and break the app for myself.

Why can't nips ever give a straightforward answer to a question?

>Will I ever have to login to post?
>it can be the user's choice
>Will I ever have to login to post?
>the internet can change
>Will I ever have to login to post?
>it depends

Not long ago people used to joke about this shit now it's here. Clown world.

>instead of temporary posts that rotate so fast that there's a whole page worth of new bumps by the time you scroll to the bottom.
/b/tard detected, the vast majority of Jow Forums boards have always been slow as fuck. Anyways, to those begging for a better alternative it already exist: it's called 2channel. Just learn Japanese like I did and abandon this waito piggu hellhole forever.

I stopped browsing here shortly after Hiro took over. Just due to life stuff. Came back recently and was wondering why like every mobile IP is just fucking range banned.