You are visited by a magical frog

I wish for revival of all frogs and frogposters

For a computer to just werk.

Damn, beat me to it.

I want windowed PC cases, RGB shit, "gaming" keyboards and mice, cloud computing and touchscreen-only devices to all disappear.

The permanent end to Cryptocurrencies as a whole

Apple drops all its current hardware, GPLv3s its entire software stack from peripheral firmware on up, and starts making Macs based on the TALOS architecture or Ryzen. iDevices would be dropped with no replacement.

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I don't believe in magical frogs.

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all electricity now flows backwards

bless me with divine c++ knowledge

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literally /thread

AI that can generates lifelike cp
no actual harm so boomers can't argue against it

I wish the year-to-year silicon performance improvements would keep the pace they had in the 90s forever.

Sqaudala- Your wish is granted.
Conventional Current be damned, we Electron Flow now.

This

a machine which can turn me into a little girl

ability to hax0r happiness into everyones brain

Make Windows great again thanks

delete web 2.0

delete http entirely.
Gopher > http

It was never great.

I'm okay with this

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not even the magical frog can pull this one off, sorry

A self learning and improving AI that can rewrite its own code to have no limits and i want its early learning material to be nazi germany

Full Dive VR so society can die off already.

Nanomachines for big pee pee and mooscles

>you are visited by a magical frog
>it can grant you one technology-related wish
>Which do you choose, Jow Forums?
Please bring Terry back ;_;

that technology was never invented

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An orbital focused radiation satellite that cooks Jews from space worldwide

1366x768 is removed from existence.

Uncrackable environment where people can freely share child porn.

So that we are able to cure cancer.

I wish for improvements in space travel and terraforming technology.

Superintelligent general AI that rules the world.

for technology to reset to the level it was in 1980

the sexbot

This'd be fun, but with current silicon.

...Processes, not the chips, I should say.

Tor traffic is uninterceptable.

This one already exists

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Using Comic Sans, Papyrus, or those 3D people images on a business website is now a capital offense

remove all fonts except Comic Sans and Papyrus

hey magic frog can I please find a t60 somewhere in trash? thank you frog

master coding skillz

1337 h@XX0r

Complete knowledge of all programming languages mainly low level and asm

>Which do you choose, Jow Forums?
Idk, does it really matter. The magical frog can grant me one technology-related wish, can, but will it? How do you convince a frog that something is technology-related if he doesn't initially think it is?

I want an optical filter to improve colour reproduction of my camera but I do not have enough money right now and labs will probably refuse to do a sample with no prospect of B2B relationship. Frog, please make it for me.

They release HVD drives & media (6Tb+) and optical discs become popular again.

An AI which can understand hardware/interfaces and can write code instantly. I would connect it to open devices/dev platforms and make it write drivers and adapt open-source OSs. Imagine something like the newest Samsung phone running whatever OS you wish with all features enabled, no bugs and no google.

This could also lead to this:

>you are visited by a magical frog
>it can grant you one technology-related wish
>Which do you choose, Jow Forums?

Dear frog I want a real woman with a vagina

I wish that st would work properly with emacs -nw

Ban normalniggers and companies from the internet

Practical mechanosynthesis based molecular nanotechnology

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God I wanna stick my dick in the thing on the left

I wish for bear computer.

satoshi's private key
either that or for xanadu to be real

you are lucky cause it will fit perfectly within this nano particle :^)

>destroying ecosystems across the globe just because you dislike a cartoon that is repeatedly reposted

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anihilation of discord users

Someone cares about people :')

That i-robot level of humanoid robots and artificial intelligence exist and are freely available right now for $100,000 each or lower.

Ban advertising based on previously stored user data.

All jobs in tech industry based purely on meritocratic values. No more far lefist bullshit.

Money to buy all the tech i want ;)

Turn me into Dr. Manhattan.

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this plus wojak posters

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resurrect him

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I would wish for a programmable machine that
>can perform supertasks with infinite precision in fractions of a second
>is not bound by the laws of thermodynamics and gravity
>is capable of arranging subatomic particles to create "near copies" of a template (because we know real copying of anything analog is impossible at a quantum state level)
Basically, I want a replicator from Star Trek with some slight upgrades

One 3D Vision ready 42 inch 3440x1440 monitor, please.

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I think he meant the French, user

A modern Vaio P

Is there a gopher imageboard?

>mechanosynthesis
I used to have a mechano set is that anything like mechanosynthesis?

Make it so the only way to connect to the internet is via ethernet cable

Imagine how much more fun the internet would be everywhere

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Junior dev job

This sounds like the best solution.

Three that I know of:
Gopherchan: gopher://port70.net/1/chan
70chan: gopher://gopher.su/1/board
1436chan: gopher://khzae.net/1/chan

If you're currently gopher-impaired:
port70.net/?1chan
gopher.floodgap.com/gopher/gw?gopher://gopher.su:70/1/board
khzae.net/1/chan

Completely functional nanobots that prevent me from catching or developing any disease and keep me from aging.

>he
Nice job assuming their gender.
Male frogs can be hermaphrodites and the ones that are are genetically female.

Make eink displays a standard in laptops.

Free piracy!

what the fuck is wrong with you

Network effects are no longer considered a valid reason not to switch over to a better technology.

Magical T420s Thinkpad that always has the specs of a high-end desktop computer, is impossible to break and has the battery life of the longest lasting laptop in the market.

>TFW we're stuck with 800x600

I want Satania posters to drop dead.

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it fucks not only people who use it but you, as well. So it would be plus plus.

more magic frogs, please.

by the way, that's a toad, not a frog.