Hello it is I the merchant, what trades do you have for me today?

Charles Martin
Charles Martin

Hello it is I the merchant, what trades do you have for me today?

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Jonathan Nguyen
Jonathan Nguyen

9/11
Nice

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

hi i the merchant, im dad ;)

Isaac Turner
Isaac Turner

Merchant 911 get!

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

here's a fuck you, keep the change

Dominic Campbell
Dominic Campbell

Anyway, what can I get for 100 bucks?

Tyler Ortiz
Tyler Ortiz

i'll give one (you) to fuck off

Jaxson Perez
Jaxson Perez

I got five hundred pairs of ogre undies from grinding yesterday, how much can you get me

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

plastic surgery

Mason Barnes
Mason Barnes

6000 rupees

Caleb Lewis
Caleb Lewis

thank you kind sir

Tyler Cooper
Tyler Cooper

A little less then expected, but it'll do, thanks for the deal. Did you find any nice trinkets on your journey for around that price?

Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

What can i get for a (you)?

Carson Murphy
Carson Murphy

yes some

Jonathan Parker
Jonathan Parker

64 cobblestone

Mason Murphy
Mason Murphy

Anything to help an upcoming wizard in this world full of normies?

Leo Davis
Leo Davis

Do you have any deadly poisons? Just ran out of mine, and I don’t know when I’ll be able to get more.

Joseph Brooks
Joseph Brooks

Deal

Angel Ramirez
Angel Ramirez

Got some nerve gas for 20 dollars

Nathan Cook
Nathan Cook

A couple of health/mana potions and spells

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

Twenty!? How about we make it $5, and I’ll throw in 3 unregistered Ukrainian moles

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Christopher Martin
Christopher Martin

7 with the moles take it or leave it

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

Um...
I have some fresh baby foreskins
Want them?

Jaxson Barnes
Jaxson Barnes

will take for 2 succubus tails

Logan Foster
Logan Foster

What kinda spells you got bud, any good AoE clears?

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

How about incubus?

Tyler Nelson
Tyler Nelson

perhaps the "Mementus Delirium" it will cause normies in a large to be confused, they'll start attacking each other and from long range can be free targets, in close combat they fight like level 2 goblins whilst some with high levels of strength might fight similarly to a level 7 orc.

Evan Evans
Evan Evans

Good enough

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

I'll take it, nothing better than some good old confusion, thanks for the trade brother, and good luck on your journeys

Jordan Perez
Jordan Perez

What about the rusty revolver and 1 bullet?

John Barnes
John Barnes

Much appreciated, be safe out there!

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

will give 20 bullets and a rusty revolver, or a brand new revolver with 10 bullets.

Carter Flores
Carter Flores

i am willing to sell you my virginity for 80 shekels

Daniel Campbell
Daniel Campbell

depends, you got any STD's?

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