Hello it is I the merchant, what trades do you have for me today?

Hello it is I the merchant, what trades do you have for me today?

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Nice

hi i the merchant, im dad ;)

Merchant 911 get!

here's a fuck you, keep the change

Anyway, what can I get for 100 bucks?

i'll give one (you) to fuck off

I got five hundred pairs of ogre undies from grinding yesterday, how much can you get me

plastic surgery

6000 rupees

thank you kind sir

A little less then expected, but it'll do, thanks for the deal. Did you find any nice trinkets on your journey for around that price?

What can i get for a (you)?

yes some

64 cobblestone

Anything to help an upcoming wizard in this world full of normies?

Do you have any deadly poisons? Just ran out of mine, and I don’t know when I’ll be able to get more.

Deal

Got some nerve gas for 20 dollars

A couple of health/mana potions and spells

Twenty!? How about we make it $5, and I’ll throw in 3 unregistered Ukrainian moles

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7 with the moles take it or leave it

Um...
I have some fresh baby foreskins
Want them?

will take for 2 succubus tails

What kinda spells you got bud, any good AoE clears?

How about incubus?

perhaps the "Mementus Delirium" it will cause normies in a large to be confused, they'll start attacking each other and from long range can be free targets, in close combat they fight like level 2 goblins whilst some with high levels of strength might fight similarly to a level 7 orc.

Good enough

I'll take it, nothing better than some good old confusion, thanks for the trade brother, and good luck on your journeys

What about the rusty revolver and 1 bullet?

Much appreciated, be safe out there!

will give 20 bullets and a rusty revolver, or a brand new revolver with 10 bullets.

i am willing to sell you my virginity for 80 shekels

depends, you got any STD's?