Hello it is I the merchant, what trades do you have for me today?
Hello it is I the merchant, what trades do you have for me today?
>9/11
Nice
hi i the merchant, im dad ;)
Merchant 911 get!
here's a fuck you, keep the change
Anyway, what can I get for 100 bucks?
i'll give one (you) to fuck off
I got five hundred pairs of ogre undies from grinding yesterday, how much can you get me
plastic surgery
6000 rupees
thank you kind sir
A little less then expected, but it'll do, thanks for the deal. Did you find any nice trinkets on your journey for around that price?
What can i get for a (you)?
yes some
64 cobblestone
Anything to help an upcoming wizard in this world full of normies?
Do you have any deadly poisons? Just ran out of mine, and I don’t know when I’ll be able to get more.
Deal
Got some nerve gas for 20 dollars
A couple of health/mana potions and spells
Twenty!? How about we make it $5, and I’ll throw in 3 unregistered Ukrainian moles
7 with the moles take it or leave it
Um...
I have some fresh baby foreskins
Want them?
will take for 2 succubus tails
What kinda spells you got bud, any good AoE clears?
How about incubus?
perhaps the "Mementus Delirium" it will cause normies in a large to be confused, they'll start attacking each other and from long range can be free targets, in close combat they fight like level 2 goblins whilst some with high levels of strength might fight similarly to a level 7 orc.
Good enough
I'll take it, nothing better than some good old confusion, thanks for the trade brother, and good luck on your journeys
What about the rusty revolver and 1 bullet?
Much appreciated, be safe out there!
will give 20 bullets and a rusty revolver, or a brand new revolver with 10 bullets.
i am willing to sell you my virginity for 80 shekels
depends, you got any STD's?