>Everyone, this is the instructor from Jow Forums. He will teach us new and exciting ways to use digital tools in our workplace over the next two days!
>Sir, would you like to tell us a few words about yourself?
What would you do in this situation?
>Everyone, this is the instructor from Jow Forums. He will teach us new and exciting ways to use digital tools in our workplace over the next two days!
>Sir, would you like to tell us a few words about yourself?
What would you do in this situation?
*clears throat*
Alright, everyone. Good to be here, I look forward to working with you all. There's just one thing I want to say before we get started.
*pause*
FUCK NIGGERS
>workshop at 10 pm and one of them is in a wheelchair
wat
Tell abit about myself. Start with my job (application administrator) and hobbies. Tell them I have a job and a girlfriend. I would learn them about some advanced Excel stuff and maybe learn them a few bash tricks with linux on Windows or Powershell.
*crickets*
*muted voices*
Did he just-
What the hell
I'm getting chills again
They look reasonably nice. I'd tell them to not call me sir and just use my first name. Otherwise I'd just rattle down some of the places I worked at and give em the usual there's no dumb questions speech.
I survived helldesk, these people have nothing on that experience.
Everyone is white, bags under some eyes, this is at 10am in Northern Finland in the winter time.
The qt is probably just there because she needs her moms help to load her into her car
Wheelchair lady looks qt. I'd bang her.
I want to FUCK that wheelchair potato
Imagine the smell of that room. Kek.
Today you'll learn how to install and rice gentoo
these
based
Wheelchair qt was supposed to be MY gf.
ITT: Jow Forums - cripple qt appreciators
This guy looks like my uncle 10 years ago.
Also yeah I'd fug wheelchair qt
this guy looks redpilled as heck
Based
>a room full of normies and not a single MacBook
Could Europe be any more based?
Based and redpilled
>Finland
>white
she cute
Could possibly be Sweden or Norway too.
*the crowd erupts in laughter*
*everyone is now at ease, even hear a few anti-semitic jokes in the back*
*hot wheels pops a wheely*
*hear autistic screech from unibrow in the back*
This is how life should be.
Higher your standards
just because she doesn't have working legs? That also means she can't run away
Northern Norway more like, these people don't fit the Finnish phenotype.
>Sweden
>Norway
>white
Yeah I think you're right actually, month names are too short to be Finnish but seem right for Swedish/Norwegian.
>higher your standards
t.
And then everybody clapped
Vlad, calm down already, you're the biggest nigger of them all
You’re containment board is this way
Is there some sort of technology discussion here we're interrupting?
I’m gonna bust a nut up in this milf
>*hot wheels pops a wheely*
>2019
>he thinks racism is acceptable on 4channel
Stop scaring of the advertisers, goy. Hiroshima needs his shekels
Good taste.
BASED
spotted the nigger
That's Miles Jacobson. He probably learned how to code Football Manager at that class.
big shout out to everyone just ignoring OP's question and dreaming about fucking the wheelchair girl.
>nigger mods removed the most based post ITT
"Ok first lessons guys, please pass around these bootable Gentoo USB drives"
What's even so special about her? The one on the same row closest to the window is prettier.
*Your
They removed the post? Hhahahaha what a pathetic piece of shit runs this board
top kek
>1:7 male to female ratio
What kind of workplace is this?
They're called jannies and they do it for free
>What's even so special about her?
Moe through helplessness.
She can't run away.
Judging by the dress code - some public institution.
>ignoring OP's question and dreaming about fucking the wheelchair girl
that's me
stallman time
*incoherent screaming about free software to thunderous applause*
*everyone converts to liberated thinkpad x60s with libreboot and Trisquel*
*everyone starts using Jow Forums on GNU IceCat*
*Documents, spreadsheets, and presentations are now written with libreoffice*
*Emails are sent using GNU Emacs as stallman intended*
*All non-free software is banned*
*Profits soar*
*money for everyone*
*World peace*
yes
based
don't underestimate moefags. they'll fuck anything.
Would she even be able to enjoy it?
I fear they would not understand.
It's called Katawa Shoujo.
Cripple fucking simulator 2000, join our cult.
>2d noseless garbage with alies eyes
yikes
Who is the blonde girl with the cane? Also I remember playing the game back in 2012 or something and crying my eyes off.
Hi! I enjoy lockpicking and I'm a certified wireless tech professional. In my spare time, among other things, I research privacy tools, so bear with me, as mostly I'll go two routes: The easy way and the proper way. You're free to choose either one, but I'd really prefer you used the proper, hah.
Two days aren't a lot of time, so let's get to it!
Ahem, so fuck cloud. It's a meme, everyone, also fuck Microsoft Office. Tomorrow Emacs org-mode workshop folks, that's all you need. Dismissed. I'm hungry and wish I was home watching anime.
Deepthroat a gun, you mass-replying subhuman
>only cutie is in a wheelchair
I'd roll her right outta there know whadda mean
I don't know what you mean, please explain.
Ahem*
FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK NIGGERS
Now clean up my shit Jannies.
Best post ITT
Lily is the best get rich quick scheme. Hanako best girl.
"Okay faggots, have you ever written a compiler?"
I been on the digital hell for far too long and i'm here to give you a tour thru it.
Layers of incompetence, bad implementations and cryptic closed down corporate secrets awaits you all, and it will be a fun ride.
/ourwoman/