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gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_009541810205.html
wsbtv.com/news/breaking-news/amazon-cargo-plane-crashes-in-texas-3-dead/924509495
lyphar.en.alibaba.com/company_profile.html?spm=a2700.7724838.2017115.29.5082afc5Q6uP38#top-nav-bar
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hey guys i want to buy a pair of i12's as a gift for a friend. problem is i need them before the 8th.

Anyone know where I can get them shipped this quick??

thank

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alright ive found this: aliexpress.com/item//32974021651.html

seems too good to be true. anyone got any experience?
also anyone have a link to the discord?

thanks

is it possible to buy GSM jammers? can't find anything with the obvious search, but i've seen tons of them in irl csg (bj/sz electronics malls)

Where to cop?

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based

Yes but you can get vanned.

pls recommend me a webcam /csg/

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Ordered on 11.11, Arrived last Friday and has a manufacturing flaw but I'm happy with it.

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FYI between HK and singapore shipment, choose HK because they have that huge hub in the harbor which works 24/7 which serves the entire island's postage, has efficient customs clearance and has been in use for over 100 years so they have the logistics planned out while singapore is a shitshow

Ive totally spent much less on ebay and amazon since aliexpress discovery

The only time i buy local is though local resell apps

Aliexpress gives you more features/functionality for less

user tells us about your capture card please, is it good?

Looks nice. What did you spend?

hunny dollas

Not bad. I’m assuming that’s leather and not ”””””””leather”””””””

Yeah, it's the real thing, maybe the manufacturing defect was part of why the price was that low, the exact amount was $96.31.
They listed it as out of stock after I paid for it.
aliexpress.com/item/Manbag/32816410076.html

>old news
faggot

What was the defect?

They sawed the right side of the central pouch with their butt.
Compare to the left side and to what it looks like on the listing.

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>Xiao mi world store
i11 i12 i13, who knows what you'll receive

This comment was sponsored by Alibaba™

>also anyone have a link to the discord?
.gg/QGhQUhu

copying the old news section is just lazy OP

I was reading the old thread and I'm looking for headphones that'd use both Bluetooth and cable. I need them for lab stuff or using at work to mute stuff but also to be cheap as I got my 5.1 with bass and shaking during explosions USB headphones already. In ear headphones make my ears hurt and feel as if I were going deaf.

fml
*sewed

So id like to get a non shitty jet lighter, any /csg/ approved ones?

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I want to buy a chinese clone vewlix cabinet on ali. How hard do you think I’m going to get chinked?

Anyone know a good access point? I'd love something that can run OpenWRT.

see older threads, router-user posted comparisons on Xiaomi 3G, WR1200JS, Newifi D2.
I have the Newifi D2 myself. running openwrt.

help me find this keyboard bridge on a chink website

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pfu.fujitsu.com/direct/hhkb/hhkb-option/detail_pz-kbbrg.html

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aliexpress.com/item/5V-2A-USB-Heated-Foot-Warmer-Heated-Insoles-For-Shoes-Outdoor-Sports-Ski-Hiking-Thermal-Insoles/32789654222.html?spm=2114.10010108.100009.2.221253f7DuZ9ge&gps-id=pcDetailLeftTopSell&scm=1007.13482.95643.0&scm_id=1007.13482.95643.0&scm-url=1007.13482.95643.0&pvid=4bb7c956-ef75-4a76-9bda-5a07e5f59df7

nice

Recomend headphones

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Earphones also if you can recomend my friend, without being inner ear if possible or Apple EarPods clones

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>without being inner ear
Another one of these plebs, eh?
FOAM
TIPS

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never really have bought a webcam, but I have noticed this "ashu webcam" that you can get for cheap
otherwise(pic related), if you want a webcam/camera solution you can get a action cam and use it as a webcam when at home, although I haven't checked if that would work with gnu/linux

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please no user, I don't want to be reminded by how yanwen constantly loses mail

any chifi headphone with a de-attachable cable would work, since you can just add a bluetooth adapter to it
>explosions USB headphones
>USB headphones
those must sound terrible, can't even attach it to a dac to get nicer cleaner sounding analog signals
just go buy beats

DELETE THIS

To answer my own drone questions the only "cheap" alternatives to the Mavic Air/Pro etc is

Hubsan 4K
and Xiaomi Fimi X8 SE
gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_009541810205.html

The Xiaomi X8 looks great though 4K, also DNG capability. And over 30 min of actual flight time and long range, compared to Mavic Air of 18 min.

Hubsan doesnt do DNG (if youre into photos) afaik.

There is the anafi but it is a little more costly, but has the advantage of a vertical operating gimbal so you can take any kind of angle shots.

X8 has a 0-90 degree positioning, so no upward shots

There is the Yuneec Mantis Q which has 4K, DNG etc... but no gimbal... so kinda shit for wanting stable video, photos though might be good choice.

You could print a mini gimbal and modify it with some tiny motors with a storm32 gimbal board or something

Got CHINKED by the fact that my 8 Euro >256GB micro SD actually turned out to be a 46GB version at best.
Copped a legitimate Samsung 128GB Micro SD for 25 Euros though, so I at least learned my lesson from this venture.
Still saved 3 whopping euros.

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>2018/12/02
>order item
>buyers protection running out
>"your buyers protection has been lengthened"
>fair enough
>buyers protection running out again
>dispute
>"Dear friend,
it is the international logistics way.
sometimes it is fast and sometimes it is slow, we can not control.
please do not worry,we will responsible for this transaction until the end,
Hope you could kindly wait 15-20 days ."
>ask if they can increase buyers protection once more because I'm a dumbass
>mfw they say no

>Dispute
>Full refund
Thank Aliexpress for their godly buyer protection

why is this useful? I don't get it.

that isn't really getting chinked, you chinked yourself

i do admit that is their justification for ripping you off, 'you should have know it was too good to be true', but you should have know it was too good to be true. its the fucking chinese

the jews jew you with covert means and the chinks chink you with overt means. the jewish 256gb sd card comes preinstalled with stuxnet

>Falsely advertising products as legitimate
>Confirm in the description that it is 256GB guaranteed.
>Victim blaming.
Hi Chang.

Order 5 grams of S23 on alibaba, feels good

Is that glue or drugs?

Drugs, extremely potent SARM, running with a test and low tren base.

Actually I want to get some YK11 and run with Anadrol and test.

I have no idea what you just said there

drug addicts were a mistake

macbook keyboard is so shitty you need to use better external one

Not narcotics or anything like, theyre bodybuilding drugs essentially.

Just received an m18 projector from aliexpress.
How do I know if it's 3000 lumen as advertised

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wsbtv.com/news/breaking-news/amazon-cargo-plane-crashes-in-texas-3-dead/924509495

Any of you bought hidden/spy cameras?
I need something that gives a good image of someone's face at 20m or so.

Luxometers are a thing.

But if he buys the Luxometer from aliexpress, how will he know it measures it well as advertised?

kys

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bodybuilders were a mistake too

You got me.

If you are white, make a baby before you OD.

back to your containment board kiddo

check out southernsarms i don't know how competitive they are in price compared to alibaba but they're legit

Battery life sucks ass. The pair I got, the touch sensors on the right bud don't work. Sound isn't great on mine and sometimes I have trouble pairing them. But they were cheap and work well enough to use around the house.

Disregard this. I'm dumb, your talking about the i13s not the i12s.

I ordered once from them years ago and they were all bunk.

Once I found out who the reliable supplier is on alibaba, its way better priced.

I used to use uniquemicals, and then ceretropic before they stopped.

You cant OD on this shit, unless you maybe take like 10 grams of methyltren and kill your liver, when its normally dosed at like 1mg.

The only BB drugs you can really OD that are really dangerous is insulin, and DNP, which I dont use.

thanks, but I want it from a chink plqce ali, banggood, gearbest
I want to use my mechanical keyboard while still being able to use the touchpad

Got a link m8?

>DNP
Terrifyingly effect but goddamn those side effects were not worth it

To which?

If youre taking anabolics you can just eat once a day or water fast desu lol.

Build one yourself, lazy bastard. It's fairly easy to do.

The SRAMS. I haven’t moved to anabolics yet (my state carries a stupid big penalty for it)

S23 is stronger than some steroids, and will actually shut you down hard. So it should be taken with testosterone.

LGD-4033 is also great with test.. amplifies free test.

LGD is also good solo run.

lyphar.en.alibaba.com/company_profile.html?spm=a2700.7724838.2017115.29.5082afc5Q6uP38#top-nav-bar

The S23 cost me $40 us shipped. LGD will be a bit higher iirc. Though I dont know if they have a page for automatic ordering for it, might require request a quote for it.

Just search for what you want on them, lyphar, lyphar01 and lyphar02

Asked last thread but the thread died. Just bought a Lenovo 530S and I need more storage, can anyone recommend a cheap external SSD. And also if anyone knows of any cases, sleeves that are worth buying for it

aliexpress.com/item/usb-sata-dragon-dildo/32864955517.html

If you need a case, any Orico case should be fine

For SSDs, if you want reliability and speed, go with a proper brand like Kingston, Adata, Crucial and so on
If the data or speed isn't that important, chink SSDs are okay too I guess

Thanks man. I’ll do my research and see what I wanna run. Sucks that getting test in Aus is a pain in the ass.

I hurt myself today.

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Also Aus thwyres plenty of sites domestically for it they all take Bitcoin


You can search on Google for something like Australia bodybuilding forums steroid source reviews etc. Forums typically have approved sources

I love looking at reviews.

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Very new to using external drives but is this easier than buying portable drives?

Also I meant like laptop cases, am trying to make this computer survive for as long as possible. Thanks for the help in advance

Oneaudio Elysium but get your own 3.5 mm cable, the included one is short and sucks ass

keyboard cover that covers Macbook pro keyboard so I don't spill more into it
I don't want another broken macbook, and don't be fucking rude

dear friend order will arrive VERY soon please cancel dispute thank

chink shits for today: a stainless steel ornament

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"stainless steel"

Enjoy your pig steel ornament, laowai

Out of several lewd things I've ordered, this is the first one to come in a package where it's fairly obvious to a dirty mind what it is
It did say the contents was "lock part" which might throw someone off I guess

could be, could be
It's not magnetic at least so that's a good sign

The craftsmanship is very good

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kek

wtf is wrong with GB?
I provided very clear evidence (pictures) that the bought xiaomeme chargers were fake and couldn't do any of the QC2/3

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ATES or ZNS?

Link me up.
>That lingerie review pic that the lady is straight up showing her tits because wheat she is supposed to be reviewed are the stockings
Never thought I would use the same website to buy useless stuff and fap

they are talking shit all day long

when the post office lost my package they told me "no refunds, your responsibility" and "we don't get packages back that are lost, they are destroyed" when tracking showed it was on track to some warehouse in the Netherlands

they repeated this "fact" 3 times over

(got a refund still)

go back

Nice purse.

Does anyone have this?

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kek

come with me

why tf is infographic from 2017

Graphic user died

On Friday I received "authentic" Chinese brushes, as I seen weebs use them for watercolors or aquarelle in human language. I think they were glued to form the teardrop shape as now it looks broken after I did dip it into ink. As it is drying for 5h it's slightly back into shape but it lost quite few handfuls of hair. Now it looks like onion rather than drop. /ic/ woes.

Theoretically, I could prepare a new one, but I don't know any meme design software.

Adobe stuff costs way too much for me.

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You're supposed to use PayPal with GB and refund with PP