What comes to your mind when you see pic related?

Last gen hardware for cutting edge prices

So what song will you be recording to it?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tramp!_Tramp!_Tramp!
youtube.com/watch?v=eQTBJEEw3MM

First Verse:
In the prison cell I sit, Thinking Mother dear, of you,
And our bright and happy home so far away,
And the tears they fill my eyes
Spite of all that I can do,
Tho' I try to cheer my comrades and be gay.

Chorus:
Tramp, tramp, tramp, the boys are marching,
Cheer up comrades they will come,
And beneath the starry flag
We shall breathe the air again,
Of the freeland in our own beloved home.

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Could I fit that entire pc up my well lubed asshole?

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based

Looks like a sex toy for a horse, perfect for me

A fucking jet engine. Now, can you stop making this thread?

>only 16GB DDR3
>only 256GB storage
>only 6 cores
You’d seriously have to be unimaginably mentally retarded to even consider buying this.

>Ddr3 in 2019

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Can I stick my dick in it?

I still think it is an attractive piece of technology. I am sure they have all the bugs worked out for the New Mac Pro that is surely coming any day now.

trash can

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BASTE

Onahole

my first thought, too!

Brainlet poor Art/Music college students falling for propaganda that Mac devices are a requirement to be professional despite them being designed to fail within a few years. Even though they refuse to learn about the hardware that their livelihood is on they will bitch and moan when it breaks down but will still fork over hundreds to thousands of dollars to get it fixed or buy a new one or in most cases be fucked because they're in heavy student debt. This is just my generalization since I've seen it happen with several people and they get all comfortable or annoyed if you try to explain that Macbooks are shit.

I wonder if anyone has successfully stuck it up their bum yet.

Dildo

outdated

i bet a lot of it is the herd mentality like if x designer uses anything but ithings then x is unhireable/unlikeable/unfuckable

uncomfortable*

Trash can computer.

for $3000 you could build a 32-core beast

Expensive overly engineered gay trashcan with a computer stuffed inside.

A product line that hasn't seen hardware updates in 5 years.

Yeah its old

>last gen
It was new in 2013 and hasn't been updated since.

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>Last gen
Three gens ago, even if you count all the Skylake rehashes as one gen.

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Why is it a cylinder. I see absolutely no reason for a computer to ever be a cylinder.

their case for it at the time was "because airflow"

Honestly a bit jealous that PC's don't innovate with case designs like this.

I was curious to see how it went when they released it, things like the corsair ones are similar in the design of all upright, central-ish airflow, using convection. But it's an overprice apple POS. If there was an ITX build of something similar, I would go for it.

fpbp

>cpu throttles to 500MHz

based and redpilled

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that would hurt.

it's actually a triangle inside a cylinder (pic related)

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That design is shit tho... It runs hot and can't sustain the default full load, let alone handle any kind of overclocking.

It seems about the time Apple started considering exiting the x86 business

its clever and in a certain way elegant, they just severely underbuilt it, in the name of silence and small physical size. (and it'd hardly be the first time they fucked up a computer by making exactly that mistake)

onahole

It's not clever or elegant, it's just straight up moronic. Any chink OEM could've soldered the CPU, GPU, RAM, and SSD onto 3 PCBs and wire them together and stuff it into a trash pail. They didn't because they knew their customers would give them hell over how hard it throttles and under performs. The reason Apple gets away with it is solely because they spend the vast majority of their efforts cultivating their herd of brain dead sheep through straight up marketing and lies.

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wasn't it 800MHz?

> trash can
> elegant