Why is c the best programming language Jow Forums?

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C is such a beautiful and elegant language, it feels like an extension of doing physics or math on paper. Nothing comes close.

Oooe is really old senpai

Because it is a simple language, and a monkey could hold every feature of the language in their head.

wew

Awesome non-sequitur bro.

Quite the opinion bias you got there

The most beautiful language when you develop a relationship with it. Learning it will only make you sharper.

How do you write programs with such shit logic?

these ancient languages are garbo because porting them across platforms is a huge pain in the ass

Exactly.

C is the most portable language in the world...

>t. int *pq=*p**q

>reddit

ye, if i want to compile for mac from windows, i just have to buy a mac so i can copy paste my code into xcode

Whenever I look up job listings I never see anyone looking for someone experienced in C / C++

Pretty certain by the time I finish my degree it's gonna be useless.

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you can emulate a machine in other and compile it there isn't that hard buddy

agreed it's all about java but my methodology class uses C++ and we do NOTHING with it other then insertion and selection sort of course :) wow codeacademy

Yeah, Java is everywhere in job listings. I'm making a mistake going to college

Just distribute the sources faggot.

>it only compiles with gcc
>try compiling it with gcc
>it doesn't compile

Now explain why Peterson's algorithm doesn't work in C if C's as much suited to boomer hardware as it is to modern hardware.

Any language that heavily abbreviates or shortens the names of stuff is shit. strcpy? No thanks, I'll take string_copy instead. Fuck off with that unreadable cancer.

just creat it yourself bruh

just make your own language lol

>reddit
you have to go back

>strcpy
That isn't a part of the C language.

Au contraire user. It is.

pl.wikibooks.org/wiki/C/strcpy

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C is the most portable language in the world. It is how it survived to this day; not for its technical merits (which amount to holding back progress in computing for over half a century, creating the entire cybersecurity industry due to how shit and buggy the language is, and creating a fanatical cult around its creators), but for the reason that it is a virus; it is a far more successful virus than any natural virus.

wow you guys really did take the bait, never change Jow Forums -op

Go on. Tell us more about the virus analogy. Elaborate a bit more on that.

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>why is c the best programming language Jow Forums?
Because it isn't.

No, it literally fucking isn't. It's part of an optional library.

Yeah. The C library.

>born too late to get a comfy C unix dev job
>born too early to get a comfy Rust dev job

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Which is no different than any other library.

I'm 23, and the two jobs I've had going out of university were both C jobs.
My current job is even specifically for open source software.

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>instantiates templates at the speed of light
>still take a week to compile

>no argument
cope harder