Itt: we pretend it's the year 2049

>2049
im dead, bleurgh

Turbo Pascal

Your social score has been deducted 50 points.

Man,this old thinkpad is pretty great,I think I'm gonna switch

When is Comcast going to increase the weekly 500GB cap?? I'm sick of hitting it every Tuesday when Windows Updates roll out.

I heard someone forked the gtk file picker and added thumbnails

Wow this text editor is so fast and lightweight! It only takes up 500 terabytes of ram with one empty tab open!

I miss windows 10, it was the best window version ever made.

Real programmers use python *sip*

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Jesus fuck, the queue for google's conscience digitalization is way too long, even if its free, who knows for how many decades will i work 24/7 making feminist memes to get a few hours of free time holy fuck, cant wait to kiss my waifu .

I can't make this post because I've already killed myself.

Dude quantum computer is around corner.

Haskell is the future

iTODDLERS BTFO

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>still using bits instead of qbits

Fucking zoomers

Oh nononononono this cant be happening still, its not fair bros!!!

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I shouldn't be alive in 2049, this can't be real

>people still game at 8k
poorfags

Fuck off cunt, ever since GNU established an open source world government and turned the whole world communist Apple has been the best resistant around

based and kekpilled

Wait until you try the suckless alternative! It only takes up 350 terabytes of RAM!

anyone else here miss when the internet had images and audio?

Vulnerabilities in the new i23 found. Intel bankcrupt and finished...

As of this february 13th, 2049 the GtkFileChooser does now officially support a thumbnail view.

finally, about time, everyone been waiting for it since 46 years ago

Fucking finally.
Now 40 more for Qt to follow suite.

>2049
>full social credit system world wide
>no freedom of speech
>no freedom of expresion
>no freedom at all
>no 4ch facebook or internet as we knew it in 2019
>it is all just gov propaganda now
>pol was right.
>fuck. I am going to reeducation camp for thinking that.

*dead*

>anime girl

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THANK YOU BASED RYZEN 65537X WITH 4096 COARZ

you dont need more than 1366x768 on your hologram display

2050 year of the hurd desktop bitches

Finally bros! New iPhone Z has got no physical connectors, 10 notches and 30 cameras! Only 50000$! user, you aren't poor, right?

Haha remember the Linux kernel? I'm glad everyone switched to GNU Hurd

Go back

Debian 42 is being released next month, it has perfect integration with Debian Smart glasses and all other peripheral devices.

Also there's Universal healthcare, a living wage for everyone, world class education and bio-medical research to cure a plethora of conditions.

Anyone elses computer keep crashing from the radiation?
Was recently denied entry to the other side of the Wall again (Fuckers discriminating against muties still) so, I'm looking for alternative solutions if anyone has some.

Thanks to my Google body monitor^tm I discovered I accidentally secreted some testosterone today. Thanks to it, I fixed it.

2050 will be the year of Jow ForumsDE desktop

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Shit 1.5pb SSD is slow, does anyone know where to get an SATA 11.2 to Light interpreter? I hear that those computers use light now, would you kids know where to find one on amazon.gov?

Going on trial at the local Google ™ Court ™ for thinking of the wrong pronoun for a stunning and brave tetrasexual polyspirit demikin. Wish me luck

Real programmers use ADA

boy i sure am glad we have a reason to be alive am i right lads haha

lmao

>tfw 2020 was 100 years ago

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>"Facebook republic declares war by nuking the united state of google"
how easy is it to migrate to Amazon imperium ? how long does it take to get a visa ?
Also how expensive is the breathing tax ?

Problem is, I fail to come up with something even more dynamic and defective.

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man good shit I killed myself like 10 years ago life is fucking shit

whens half life 3 going to be released?

Electron is amazing!
My average Electron app is using around 3GB, which is like 3% of my total system memory.

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Hey guys did you hear the news? ReactOS is coming out of alpha!

Anybody know how to get access to the darkweb without losing social credits?

Good that GNU/Hurd uses not GPL v4, or Aryan public license.
Based Stallman. But how does he manages to live for so long?

VR is still a meme gimmick fad, seems like I was right /v/.

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Talking about prohibited topic, -5 good goy points.
You can no longer leave the country, if you try to do so you'll be considered a terrorist and treated as such.

>Debian 42 is being released next month
Nice, they are finally adding version 2019.03.05 of my program to stable.

>the shit I hated that made me leave
Good luck with that

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sauce on that qt

Based

I've been here for over 10 years. The memes DO change, just very slowly

based

>falling for the 16TiB RAM meme

Truly based and redpilled

Get out

how will itoddlers ever recover?

[angry sequential beeping]

react os 0.425 is ready for download!

Boku no pico

>Can anyone link me a crack for the SexAssist™ addon? I have a Wallace Corp. AIWaifu™ (Model 6X) and I don't wanna pay another 3.5 Bitcoin for it.

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baste

Based and I've missed you

Uh, dude, did you forget Trump passed a bill 20 years a go that makes posting anime girls a federal offense?

>Dad what's the first ammendment?
>Nothing.. Son.. It's a thing of the past now.

>tfw you don't live in one of the few countries left not subject to the People's Republic of America