Tech normies

If you break your leg, be robbed, or get lost somewhere, how would you get help ?

burner phone, nigga

>Implying someone like him would leave his basement

Wish I could go back to a dumb phone but I need this POS for work

I only know like half those apps. Is this a sign I'm an aging 30yo boomer?

YikYak is dead? Fuck, that was my smartphone normie equivalent of chans

I have 1, so that's OK I guess. I should start my own email server though so I can quit using it.

i haven't even heard of half of those

i use 0 of them

>only one on the list i use is W10 but with telemetry services stripped out of the ISO before i even installed the system

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Same thing I did in the 1980s. I gritted my teeth and did shit myself. I also can't get lost and no one gets robbed here.

>basement

merica

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>windows 10 on a smartphone

?

Only thing on that list I have is instagram and I use a web app for it

>in cybersec course
>classmates bewildered as to why I use Linux and don't use Chrome
>keep saying I need a new laptop and to install W10 even though all we use our laptops for in lecture is to take notes and read manuals
>I'm the only one who bothered to do an optional UNIX (FreeBSD) assignment afaik
>almost everyone thinks we're not gonna use the terminal when we start using Kali next semester and that the course will just be pushing buttons to le h4x0r shit
>almost everyone has the "nothing to hide, nothing to fear" mentality

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It ok, I'm 23 and I'm the same

I sincerely doubt we're missing much.

>recovering dropout zoomer NEET
>weighing up the uni v certs route
>thinking a structured + relatively social learning environment could be good for my mental health, social skills and work ethic
>not anymore

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Cool have none of those what do I win ?

You forgot Whatsapp

>yeah I’m a techie. I have a Google Nest, Phillips Hue WiFi lightbulb, an Alexa and a google assistant.

This shit it normdom incarnate.

If you’re a real nibba you might have a Samba server running a RAID 5 array or a FreeNAS server and a PiHole docker and maybe Plex+Sonarr+radarr and all your windows use normal locks.

Only a complete retard would pay $400 to let google control your shit that was never even broken or hard to manage in the first place.

Fuck I just remember my "techie" boss said he has 3 alexas in his house.

My mom’s boss bought one for my mom, it’s essentially just a Bluetooth speaker.

Botnet speaker

>Same thing I did in the 1980s
so you're at least 40 and still posting on 4chinz? fufufu you're more pathetic than normies

>tfw I have none of those things, not even a smartphone

What does that make me lads?

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An enlightened normie. Doesn't mean much, just that you're better off than the most cucked capitalist consumer

>why hello boys, did you know i play TF2?

Don't goto Uni Nigger. It's there to push ideology, not teach you these days.

>normies
kys yourself, normafagtard

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>Being so autistic that you pass up tinder for your freedoms
Are you gay?

People joke about "Don't forget, you're here forever", but the sad fact is you will actually never leave this place.
t. 30 and successful but I still idle here for like an hour a day. It's just comfortable and relaxing.

>Wanting to fuck disgusting worn out literal slut roasties

Are YOU fucking gay?

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those are arts programs, and arts are not real degrees

I got locked out of my apartment once, with no smartphone nor wallet nor any spare keys.
You just walk up to the nearest person or establishment and explain your situation and they would usually allow you to borrow their phone if you don't look shady.

>iDubbz
that guy won't make another worthy Content Cop because he's dating an actual twitch thot
>how hard people fallen

I have a Windows phone running Windows 8

>delete all my accounts
>implying it's possible to delete anything from CIA databases

I once opened command prompt at my old job and typed in /ipconfig all

... and this metalhead dumbfuck normie-colleague saw me doing it and called it "hacker shit".

you seem like an interesting person

>Facebook, but it hasn't been posted on in 2 years
>Windows 10
>Gmail

Am I a Norman?

>Samba
>PiHole

>>>TikTok
>>>Facebook
>>>Snapchat
>>>Bitmoji creator
>>>Tinder
>>>YikYak
>>>Bumble
>>>Ask.fm
>>Airpods
>>iPhone 10
never used any of this, besides Facebook which is deleted since 2008

>>Gmail
only got one for youtube Subs, also a generated email with generated password, everything on Info in there is faked or generated

>>Windows 10
guilty.
im too lazy

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Just get NordVPN normiefaggot.

I only have gaymail because reasons. Don't know and don't want to know what tiktakyakkakkek bumble pow soc punch actually is or does sorry