Wow, so talented!

for you

Being under there must be lovely, mustn't it?

That's a dude right?

this

So did she ever learn what the words "software," "computer science," and "programming" meant?

success is certain

I can do her job better than she can (trust me) and I'll never earn what she earns. I may be jealous, but it's perfectly reasonable.

>trust me
no

lol

>durr fucking fellow workers lowering my wages
How fucking dumb are you? Porky loves this attitude.

Ok don't, but it's true. Show me her github, I need a laugh.

Not an argument, kiddo.

>Show me her github

>dickhub with a github

Not very likely.

Try to beat this, no wonder she got hired!

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How many blowjobs did she have to give to get that position?

I don't think anyone can explain what the fuck "computer science" is, so if she figured it out, she is overqualified for that job.

she's hot though

a'ight I guess that's one less woman competing for literally any position I might apply to

>split the bill app
is this real life

>Full Stack Developer
kekin' rn

Impressive

>link to instagram from github

its genius!

how would people know she codes if she doesnt take pictures

>reverse polar notation
what the fuck?

>corporations spent years to push "coding" to bring the salaries down
>normies realised coding is not easy and gave up

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>Reverse polar notation

I've seen people on Jow Forums smarter than that.

It makes it seem like she copied it from somewhere to make her github look more interesting.

>split the bill app
Literally a division.
>balanced braces
While true counter+=1 when open braces, counter-=1 when close braces.
>Document factory
What is this, some AbstractFactory.java shit? Either way, 20 loc.
>Android countries list app
Why the fuck does this fetch and parse JSON? Geography isn't weather, you don't have to check every morning for new countries.
>bignum
>infinite precision arithmetic
Someone call Intel, this bitch invented a new CPU.
>learn-git
I'm not even going to bother with this one.

Given unlimited memory, you can perform infinite precision arithmetic with integers, rationals, and even algebraic numbers.
This one is probably with integers.

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Yes, I was thinking she might have made some implementation that works with arbitrary memory size instead of a single register. I take it back, this one is a good project.

>have 10 years in hobbyist dev experience
>worked in three professional roles
>developed actual full scale android apps
>written web backends in php, node, and django
>written frontend code in angular and react
>experience with mysql, postgres, and mongodb
>can set up ci/cd pipelines
>experience migrating a team to git
>linux and windows server administration experience
And yet, beaten by a coding boot camp graduate

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>Didn't know what software, comp sci, or programming meant
Borderline retarded. No clue why anyone would broadcast being this retarded.

Ahh an Android developer, finally someone valuable to society

Just gotta start dressing in drag and telling people you are a girl user.

Because trannys are disgusting and that is LITERALLY why he got the job

>polar

Isn't that supposed to be polish?

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Unironically this

Just put on a dress and you'll get hired at any tech company you apply for

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how utterly full of yourself do you have to be to take pictures like this

>con Jewgle into giving you a job because you have a vagina and wrote bill splitting and JSON reading apps

I'd be pretty smug myself.

>good that someone gets chosen for a job based on their gender and not their skill set

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why is she farting on that poor camera

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please give me validation

>reverse polar notation

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blog.usejournal.com/project-summary-android-internship-at-a-vr-startup-f30ee3a6ef65
She had a masters degree in comp sci

>Although my job title was only “Software Engineer Intern,” my responsibility was that of “Lead Android Developer.”
>From the iOS mobile codebase, I had to translate the equivalent code for Android.

>Calling yourself lead developer because you ported existing code

Man I must tell our intern tomorrow that he's the lead multilingual officer because right now he translates a butch of technical terms.

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The only correct and based answer

List.range 1...

I just invented her program in Haskell.

This desu. People forget that to make it as a success you need social skills on top of your other skills.

This is so far off I suspect Google has intentionally the whole hiring and there is some sort of weird employment boondoggle with government or tax or Illuminati funding.

Larger plot and the google owners don't care about operations or future business. Because they simply aren't going to make any money here. Fucking crazy.

It's possible. I know an ex convict who got out of prison and went to school for computer science. He barely used computers before and knew nothing about programming. He is now successful.

ez mode

Imagine all the designer shoes, designer handbags and lattes she going to get. Shes contributing to the economy!

Say what you will but I'd much rather work for pic related than for google.

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I just implemented half of her portfolio in 37 lines of Haskell:
import System.IO
import Text.Printf

splitTheBill :: Float -> Int -> String
splitTheBill = (printf "The bill is %.2f per person" .) . (. fromIntegral) . (/)

createDocument :: FilePath -> IO ()
createDocument f = openFile f ReadWriteMode >>= hClose

counterpart :: Char -> Char
counterpart '}' = '{'
counterpart '{' = '}'
counterpart ')' = '('
counterpart '(' = ')'
counterpart ']' = '['
counterpart '[' = ']'
counterpart x = x

matching' :: String -> Bool -> String -> Bool
matching' [] False [] = True
matching' _ _ [] = False
matching' xxs True (y:ys) = matching' xxs (y /= '"') ys
matching' (x:xs) b (y:ys)
| y `elem` "}])" = case x == counterpart y of
True -> matching' xs b ys
False -> False
| y `elem` "([{" = matching' (y:x:xs) b ys
| y == '"' = matching' (x:xs) True ys
| otherwise = matching' (x:xs) b ys
matching' [] b (y:ys)
| y `elem` "}])" = False
| y `elem` "([{" = matching' [y] b ys
| y == '"' = matching' [] True ys
| otherwise = matching' [] b ys

balancedBraces :: String -> Bool
balancedBraces = matching' [] False

And I'm not even good at Haskell. Someone could easily improve my matching' and counterpart functions.

god damn i wish we would hire some beautiful young women at my workplace.

all my female coworkers are married middle aged indian and chinese women.

Shit like this actually scares me
Eventually we'll woke ourselves out of functional society.
The free market is not fixing this shit fast enough

You know what. I'm done,man. I can't do this anymore.

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kek

Face it, boys, your time is over. While male suicides climb because you're too pathetic to face your problems like real men, womyn have had to step in to take over.

fuck off, she is entitled

>social skills

you mean sucking skills?

how

The industry is going to the shitter. It is a good time to jump ship.

Just go freelance, faggot.

That's a feminine male!

>forehead isn't smooth and is bulky
>broad shoulders
>that jawline and brow ridge
I've got bad news for you, or maybe a good one!

>how to get hired by the fag (facebook/amazon/google)
>become trans
>???
>you're hired!
It works, you can just pretend to be one and people won't throw sjw jargons on you.

That's why you get into infrastructure. Programming is flooded with people lowering the bar.

her qualifications could be literally anything as long as she has a nice ass and knows how to log into her github account she would have been hired for (((diversity quota))) (the nice ass was only needed for the manager who would make the final call)

How much does she charge?

Never post this again.

wow my github has more technically difficult projects than that wtf can't i get a job

Jesus fucking christ...

If you’re so smart mr incel why don’t YOU go incent a division app and get hired at google huh?

based

no, it's just fantasy

Good job retard you can't even handle escaped quotes.

Thank you! None of that stuff was impressive toe either.

Hopefully this is used as copypasta for eternity

m.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
it's happening now

>List of countries
>requires internet access
consider me impressed

Yea but do you have boobies?

is this the real world? i want to cut myself so bad.

Jesus Christ it's real. You fucking cannot make this shit up.
>Reverse
>Polar
>Notation
The literal state of muh wymyns google diversity hires

unironically though her real value comes from being an instagram influencer type of thing
she's like a mascot
it literally is valuable to google, yes shes useless for "real" work but she has shit tons of followers and stuff, google can afford to keep her around obviously

Wow, such bitter incel

>tfw you have actual hard shit deployed in production using grad school level class knowledge and can't get a fucking phone screen at big G. It's not fair guys.

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