Porn license

>still unironically watching human porn

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Is UK the most cucked country nowadays? I've seen reports of multiple people being arrested for online insults, lots of shitskins, brexit. They sure went through a dark path

This. UK has the worst human right laws in EU.

Also good luck blocking sites that just link to torrent files of porn.

All 5 eyes countries are equally fucked. The rest of 13 eyes countries are mostly cucked.

It's the intent that counts. Ineffectual tyranny is still tyranny.

>tfw burger
>NSA spying on everything i do
>still less orwellian than britbongistan

IM FROM THE EU I JUST WANT YOU FUCKS TO LEAVE ALREADY

Or just get a VPN service.

I agree and don't support this in the abstract sense, but in the practical sense it might do some good. Anyone with two neurons to rub together will still be able to get porn, as much of it as they could ever want. The "what's a computer?" crowd will be locked out. Society needs more things where there's a positive reward to having even a modicum of technical knowledge.

>people still vote tory

>trying to stream high def porn on Tor

wew

*makes a mint*

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I thought Labo[u]r supported (or at least didn't oppose) this crap, too

Come to think of it, my dad banning porn on our family computer in the 90s is what got me interested in tech. Maybe the UK will start a cat and mouse game that will result in their population being a bit less normalfag about how computers work. Maybe...

well why the fuck does everyone consider the (((UK))) a democracy when I'm pretty sure that over 50% of people are against this regulation and every other tyrannical regulation, like copyright laws, that came from UK.

>streaming porn instead of downloading it

Will britbong threads be kill now?

abstained i think

kek

>>streaming porn instead of downloading it
I don't have time to download several gig sized files just to see if a scene is good, i need 10 tabs of teen bondage open at the same time and right now

Great UK firewall

Democracy is a sham. Always has been.

not since the inception of 4channel™ would this be a problem

*BTFOs you*

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>well why the fuck does everyone consider the (((UK))) a democracy when I'm pretty sure that over 50% of people are against this
The Conservatives have been after a porn ban for 5+ years and people still vote for them.

>*is slow as shit*

UK government confirmed for not knowing how the internet works

>botnet

I don't watch porn professionally like you do so a 500-800kbps speed is just fine for me.

or they'll just watch some tutorial on youtube and then fell like haxors when they turn on some free vpn

>All 5 eyes countries are equally fucked. The rest of 13 eyes countries are mostly cucked.
I'm not from Jow Forums so I don't know what you're saying

>50% of people are against this regulation
It doesn't matter what 100% of the people think when 51% of the parliment are for something. Imagine actually living in a monarchy in 2019

Neither am I. It's not a pol thing. Anyone who isn't underage knows about this shit. Go to privacytools.io

this one actually isn't Jow Forums paranoia.

link to the article? the OP link is from last year

>link to the article? the OP link is from last year

wired.co.uk/article/porn-block-ban-in-the-uk-age-verifcation-law

UK cares more about tweets and pixels than kids getting raped by muslims

>A spokesperson for the Department of Culture, Media and Sport, which is responsible for the legislation, said that it is in the process of “implementing some of the strictest data protection laws in the world

No data is safe from breach you fucking muppets. Especially data that's safeguarded by a bumbling government agency

Does that mean if you live in the UK you can't go to Jow Forums or e621 without a loicense?

Pretty much this. Everytime I think of how fucked up the NSA spying on us is, I remember that the bongs have it worse than us. They don't even have a written constitution so there isn't even a constitutional issue with privacy like there is with the US. It's no wonder 1984 was written in the UK.

This is fucking retarded

>you must go and buy a card with a code on it to verify that you're 18

Okay and what's to stop someone giving that to a 16yo. This whole idea is so fucking retarded, Chris Grayling must be involved somewhere.

The American guberment wanted to ban encryption. Sadly, quite a few other governmental bodies of other countries suggested it too, UK included.

it's clearly a law passed by old people who don't know how the internet works at all

they think it's like making retail stores ask for id before selling you a porn magazine to check if you are 18, it seems reasonable to them and they don't understand why it won't work

>The American guberment wanted to ban encryption.
citation needed

>The American guberment wanted to ban encryption.
That's tantamount to banning math.

Brits will just turn to furry porn

The problem is that you have the labour party that want full blown socialism

Stop watching porn.

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vocativ.com/307667/encryption-law-europe-asia/index.html
rietta.com/blog/2016/04/08/feinstein-burr-encryption-bill/
cyberscoop.com/new-encryption-bill-dianne-feinstein-chuck-grassley-senate-judiciary-comittee/

Yes. It's absolutely retarded, but apparently the people in power are boomers who have no idea how the world around them revolves or they're malicious enough to not care about the consequences.

As long as they don't turn gay when they do that they will survive

while this law is absolutely retarded in principle, porn is degenerate. There is a absolutely minimal chance there is somebody who cant circumvent this and will actually stay few days without wanking and then their brain and rational mind will activate once more after years of continuous dopamine abuse a and they will realize what a shitty government they voted for (or didnt, because in uk democracy isnt really a thing)

>piracy of porn skyrockets because even the normalfag citizen realizes this is bullshit.

its britain. they're going to mandate government routers that fail to function with custom dns (why do you think eu jews banning custom firmware)

Tax money at work!

>be britbong
>be in EU
>EU is the new USSR, must out the fuck out, Britain strong!
>vote for Brexit
>now your own gov is worse than anything EU could muster
>no one will even try telling them to chill out
>no external help
>can't move to Europa because Brexit
>can't move to Murica because will get shot, sued or both
>can't move to China because bug people
>must submit to the PMs will

user saw the future.

Kek, Britbongs have worse parliament than fucking Poland. At least our conservative fuckwads don't try to take our porn.

>old people who don't know how the internet works at all
Do you think TCP/IP was invented after MySpace or seomthing?

This could've made for a pretty good sketch until the last 4 lines.

Do you think politicians even know what MySpace was, let alone TCP/IP?
May I remind you that Theresa May wanted to pass a law bannibg all encryption? And I mean ALL, including SSL when logging to bank accounts. All in fucking raw HTTP.

Why

Trips checked

Those are both separate issues. It was 'old people' who created the internet, and the guy who invented the world wide web is sixty-three.

>Inb4 tilefucker makes UK law his bitch.

"Terrorists"

It was a few years ago that GCHQ's and MI5's spying was actually declared illegal, but months after that one of the spy bills came in made it all okay, even retroactively.

Only thing I know for certain is every single search anyone in the UK is checked by a person in the Met and criminal and terroristical searches are forwarded to where they need to go. I mean if they're going to keep these huge spy databases they could at least use them for something helpful like putting people's medical data in there for the nhs to use and not be a broken as shit organisation or the seperate dvla and passport and NI and god knows which ever other public services could do with using.

wtf my linkies are gone aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Sorry, Orwell

When we leave the EU do you think we could get high power vacuum cleaners and high capacity toiler flushes back? I hate having to double flush.

>high capacity toiler flushes
WTF does it have to do with EU

There's still Straya and NZ. We don't give a shit about people watching porn but we do love speed cameras so driving sucks. Our government wants money more than censorship and that's fine.

Yeah. ISPs hire thousands of temps to categorize every single domain name into porn and not porn. That is, every domain that wasn't already flagged because it had pages on it with certain words and phrases.

This would be good because most people pirate their pornography and the actors/producers don't make as much money as they should

You need a loisence to import internet

don't listen to this poster we are unfortunately quite full!
good luck though chap

youtube.com/watch?v=lzAuXuxD0Oo
Imagine being the guy in charge of watching /b/ for CP or something

Yeah Straya is full. He should go to NZ.

underrated

NZ is busting at the seams mate. you ever been here? fucking chocka.

He could go to China? They seem a bit less censoring than the UK apparently.

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Well if they block websites I use, I'll just use NordVPN paid with Bitcoin/Ethereum. Can't wait until the boomer generation is dead.

VPNs are gonna have a field day with this shit. First it was just foreign countries but now even the UK is getting into it.

China is probably the safest bet.

>brexit never happens and UK remains in EU
>EU revels in the opportunity to force foreign websites into doing their bidding

Gee I wonder what might happen

Now is the worst time to go to China, they will kick you out if you if you say anything questionable, plus they are bringing maoism propaganda back, one Chinese girl got arrested for singing the national anthem and then laughing

Porn is banned in China

they should add your pussy-ass comment to the joke to make it funnier I know I laughed harder after reading it.

>i_understood_that_reference.gif

Tor is probably slow as shit because of everyone downloading porn through it.

We have a lot of neopuritanical conservatives here today who apparently believe in abstinence until marriage and want to ban abortion. Maybe it's just a phase.

this

There will be supply if there is demand.

The uptake on SSL/TLS has been slow has it not?