There is something just crazy about storing a terrabyte on your girlfriend's ears

Woman, Ukraine :3

On my way

zomg :3

>your girlfriend's
Where do you think you are, faggot?

>Remote.webm
What dis, nigga?

Appears to be a video of a woman being pleasured with a smartphone controlled vibrator. I can understand why you wouldn’t recognize a woman being pleasured.

Motherfucker she was enjoying it

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Is that vibro app open source?

That’s like the whole idea behind vibrators, you nincomopop.

Who is that/ where is it from?

source?

>Is that vibro app open source?

These are the important questions.

I would probably want to use the botnet anyway because my dick makes some decisions at times. Plus my girlfriend is gonna go nuts to it.

It's time vibroooooo

i dont hear any audio, whats going on? is this one of those butt plug things

.t boomer

tfw middleman the bluetooth connection

the average load of human semen contains roughly 512EB of data

your gf processes more data in a single day than all datacenters on earth combined

>processes
no you fucking retard. more like stores it for some time till it falls out

sounds like my ISP

seriously who the fuck drops packets in 2019

>the average load of human semen contains roughly 512EB of data

Doubt. 3 billion nucleotides per cell. Half are redundant, so 1.5 billion nucleotides. 4 bases, so a nucleotide can be exactly represented by 2 bits. Let's go crazy with the allowance for epigenetic information and bump that up to 1 byte per nucleotide. Add a trivial amount of metadata for chromosomal layout and overall structure. Everything else is part of the runtime. So, 1.5 gigabytes plus change per cell. To add up to 512EB, you'd need ~341,333,333,333 sperm cells per load. I'm no semen expert, but that sounds unrealistic. And let's not even mention that these cells are just permutations of the same set of data, in most cases recombining at specific regions, so you could probably come up with some algorithms to compress it pretty massively.

Can you imagine if computers had docking stations for this interface like they do for hotswap bays
>yeah I got you file bro, one sec *unzips dick*

now calculate the bandwidth of a dick as it ejaculates

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>nincomopop.
lol what?
u mean ncmpcpp or what

Probably meant nincompoop.

Also, those connected dildoes are all very unsecure (of course).
>youtube.com/watch?v=xzR4eEp0w3Y

Is bandwidth that goes nowhere really bandwidth?

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found it
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a064ce66938d

absolutely degenerate

it may pass airport security

proprietary

Who cares about security on a dildo tho?

what if someone hacked your dildos

It of course has a social network included, and random strangers might ramp up your dildos vibration speed.
Just watch the talk, it's highly entertaining.

Then you're fucked

i store terrabytes in my gf all the time if you know what i mean

that's illegal

what would you even store in there

the only cool things I would store in something like this wouldn't even be close to a terabyte

for example, a bitcoin address

>bitcoin address
meant bitcoin wallet