How do you come up with unique usernames?

How do you come up with unique usernames?

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I ponder

Slap my penis on the keyboard

Use reddit's suggested username.

I use the scientific name for lesser-known birds of the British Isles that I like the colour schemes of. Thinking of dropping down a layer of obscurity and using scientific names of lichens, or hoverflies or something.

>username needs to be atleast 3 or more characters

how can you generate unique usernames when you slam the same penis over and over again on your keyboard at some point you got to switch penis.

Obscure fleeting characters in unpopularised songs

t. Madame Erzule

Based, although it makes it easy(ier) to profile you.

I have fantasy

I'm dyslexic so it's easy

Imagination would be the proper translation, Sven.

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based

you fiend

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>first usernames was a ceasar cipher after I stumbled about that in a book when I was 13 or something
>next one I randomly came up with at school
>current one is the username my uni generated, just added a vocal, using it for a decade now
I'm not creative

Comedy gold user, comedy gold

my username is a random Xbox 360 username that i've been using for like 8 years now.

Its just a gift of mine

I don't, I still use the same one that I nicked from a Ragnarok Online monster

outfuckingplayed

go in random community without name and let people name you

>having usernames

Didn't know 4ching had that amount of attention whores. Also good luck when the database leak and someone ties your username with your real identity.

Alright, name me Jow Forums!

PissLips

I dub thee Sir Niggerfaggot

Phalaropus lobatus

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latin words or madeup names (for planets) if its a site i'd really use

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Usually I just think of things that I think are cool

Nice one boy

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$length = mt_rand(5, 10);
$letters = 'abcefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz';
$random = substr(str_shuffle($letters), 0, $length);

pick two random items out of /usr/share/dict/words

Find someone else's username that you like and change a few characters so it's /just/ distinct enough

Create two text files with a list of words in them and echo "$(shuf -n1 words1.txt) $(shuf -n1 words2.txt)"

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he got you user, he got you good

Imagine being so much of a NPC that you can't create a unique username

pwgen -0A

I either use keepassxc to generate like a 6-8 character "password" and use it as my username, or I use someone else's username.
Ideally it's someone who reuses the name in many different places.

Find someone else's username that you like and append your DOB, or current year.

One of my names + the + some animal of my region, later I found that Carl The Llama was a YouTube thing

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no one cares, Carl.

Checked and kekked

5/5 bretty good

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Look mom! I'm on the screencap!

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r/woosh

checked and keked

holy based

That man had a family!

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OP came into this thread and replied to himself
nice

I simply open up the maleus monstroum from Cthulhu and take the second monster I read about.

Sincerely, Cxaxukluth.

accountingrobert

xXx-420~chr0nic_the_h3mph0g~420xXx

AND he got the fucking trips

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>usernames

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i let reddit pick one up for me

I have one username that I use for almost everything. I didn’t come up with it but rather it was given to me when I was 12 by a friendly autist who helped me create a runescape account. I keep using it because it’s rather unique and doesn’t contain numbers, plus I just like saying it

gahnooslashooniks

Anonymous, duh

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same way that you make unique passwords

everything is already taken on big sites. non words/names or special symbols or numbers are always required

usaahhnehmoUwU

put me on screngab :D

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obscure references have always worked well for me

last i searched my username on steam it was still one of a kind

I add an X in my real name

If it's a temporary account for something I'll probably delete in a couple weeks, I just go with "user" and follow it up with 5-8 randomly generated numbers from my calculator. Helps to keep a sticky note of the username. Now, my devices are named after the long form of Gundam robots like "ZGMF-X13A".

Bad move, User McNameface

Ouch.

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fuck off malcolm

Smashed keyboard and added vowels.

sick burn.

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what do you reckon user, is it a security concern to have the same username across many sites and games? I have varied names/passwords/emails for this reason

same way I come up with unique hostnames

_() { shuf -n 1 /usr/share/dict/words | sed "s/'s$//; s/.*/\l&/"; }; PS1="\[\e[1;31m\]$(_)\[\e[m\]@\[\e[1;35m\]$(_)\[\e[m\]\$ "

It's not legal to own niggers like this anymore, user.

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user on suicide watch

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Didn't expect my daily kek to come from Jow Forums

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>3 or more characters
>trips
Absolutely magnificent post user

that's when I slap my boyfriend's penis in the keyboard too

>Bullying people on the internet.

Shame on you.

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP DESU

>>username needs to be atleast 3 or more characters
user got reccccdddd

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nice trips

i don't get it?

Checked and keked

The implication is that the penis is small

First two syllables of your waifu name and any two syllables Latin word

I steal them from people that are more clever than I am and pretend they're unique.

var1nt.

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darn it user!

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moon man

Agg tmre tira la six pe ya fue la dota pulpin

I think about what makes me really angry or ashamed and use a reference to it. I never forget them

I take my pet's first name and the street I grew up on

Checked

Don't include me in the screencap

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pablo.gonzales.2006

Make yourself a random name generator, as in one that works from scratch is you catch my drift. Fun project and cool results.

Are you me?

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