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Are chink cheap CPUs worth it? I wanna buy one and mix it with used/spare parts just for hobby, might fuck around with Loonix while i’m at it. Could these even work with a modern distro?

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It's neat, but quite limited in functionality. I like to listen to my music by artist/album, and the only sorting you get is by folder. Also, on my bluetooth headset only the volum up/down buttons actually do anthing, so i cant change songs and pause/play with the headset buttons, which is rather annoying.

I dont use playlists, but i can test if they work once i get home, i'll make another post.

Is this normal?

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Currently shipping: Bluetooth Led Strips, cheapo Mousepad with RGB, aigo dr12 fanset, 128gb sandisk (for only 17 us), HDMI splitter, Nintendo Switch Extender and stand


What I have:
8bitdo Adapter for Switch (Use any BT controller with Switch) Bretty good tho noticeable latency
8bitdo SN30 Pro Classic: Now we talking. Best portable controller ever
EVA case for Switch. Cheap but good
Edup USB Wifi Antenna. Dual channel. meh
3m micro USB cable. Get one. Or two. Seriously.
Rock Slim 10k mAh. Solid choice
Canvas Scroll: Ehm pretty good I guess
Bluedio TN: 6/10. Had to superglue it after a month of usage. Still pretty decent I guess. Sometimes it disconnects with your phone and you need an usb Type C cable to "reset it"
TopK Fast Charger: Shit makes noises yo
Mi band 3: Great
Game Sir T1: Gift for brother. He likes it
Piston 3: Ok

why not just get it from ebay for the same price

> Are chink cheap CPUs worth it?
Yup. Bought me an i7 2600K because I love OC, now Xeon E3-1230 can be acquired for half of that. Also got that 1230 for my homeserver, no issues.
> modern distro
They should, i386 arch is dropped, but all of them support AMD64.

>MI global store doesn't support paypal
>MI online store does
>they seemingly sell the same pjìhones and other stuff at slightly different prices
uhhh okay?
I was looking at this, is this the right version to use in Europe?
aliexpress.com/store/product/Global-Version-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-7-4GB-64GB-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-660-Octa-Core-4000mAh-6/2178148_32974913956.html

> >they seemingly sell the same pjìhones and other stuff at slightly different prices
This is not an "official" store, so it's another third party.
> is this the right version to use in Europe?
Should be, if it's the "global" version. Although consider this: some sellers reflash chink phones while leaving their bootloaders locked, so in theory any update could bork them. Whether your apparatus will be really global or reflashed chink, nobody can tell.

>Global Local Warranty.

Thats a fake chief

I bought two for old think pads. They work.

What do?

Got a bigger chinkshit today. If you follow this blog, you'll note that I switched the model. This thing probably tripled the combined /csg/ expenses and my Chinese seller friend is doing booze and hookers until the end of the week now.

It is definitely a lightweight bike, will have to test it a bit before I know if it is actually good though.

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I've been there, in that situation. Anything could've happened, probably customs didn't like the declaration, so they sent the item back. Once a chink seller receives the item, he'll send another one. Considering the first cancellation and resending took a week and a half for me, it would've been faster to cancel the order and get another one immediately from another seller.
Anyway, it could be different for you. Maybe your seller is a liar, maybe he didn't get the information about cancellation yet.

>chink gaming chair last thread
>chink bike this thread
absolute mad lads

how much did it cost?

> absolute mad lads
I haven't determined yet if it was a silly idea or not. So far, it's a well-prepared bike, light, and seems to make sense. Plus that they cared to properly package it is of course always a good sign.

But there are a few Chinesium components on it.

> how much did it cost?
~US$1.5k:
aliexpress.com/item/this/32795229294.html

I switched over from this, which might have been fine too:
aliexpress.com/item/bike/32727285519.html

Legend. Does it even support rockbox? I'd be curious to see how it goes.

>spending 1.5k on a no-name chinkbike when he could get the same from a well respected brand with full support, tuning guarantees and everything for maybe 500 more

You certainly are a mad lad. Tell us how it behaves, need details on breaks, gear changing, frame and saddle

I have no idea if it supports it, and i've never fucked around with such things so i'm not even sure if i should try it, only to brick the player or something

yes, Czech republic is pretty normal country
they have great porn

Do chinks have old cheap gpus?
I need anything that can output 1080p solitaire over hdmi.

the shipping company probably has a sorting centre or something there

>hit randomize
>get cartoon negro doctors
lmao

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i10 arriving soon.
Should I review them here?

of course

Has anyone ever bought from amaisfy?
amaisfy.com/products/solid-hard-drives-internos-ssd-western-digital-blue-3d-500gb-nand-internal-ssd-2-5-sata-560-mb-s-6-gbit-s?variant=24486978322532&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Google Shopping
There's no way in hell an SSD can cost this little

have you confirmed the weight? like if you step on a bathroom scale with and without the bike and check the difference

*Ahem*

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The used market for tech in my country does not exist, they’re all illiterate people who sell shit HP prebuilt for like 200 euros because “computer werks, you can do anything with it even if it’s old”

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How do I make sure that won't happen. Guys please help me.

That thing is not worth picking up even if it was free. If it was an old inefficient laptop with those stats then it would be worth $45.

Told you. People here (Italy) don’t know jack shit about computers so either they throw them in the garbage or charge an exorbitant amount for every useless old machine.

i often watch a britbong on youtube going around flea markets, buying parts for like 5/10£ at most and doing cool projects with them. Every time i tried doing that here i found nothing.

>flea markets
i've seen immigrants with big stacks of old HDDs probably all garbage

Not even the dog is that fast. Fuck, I feel utterly chinked.

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the shark one?

can you post a link ? thx

> You certainly are a mad lad
"/csg/ normal", maybe? I might just order another one (other model?) really soon, for my old man. Or this one goes to my old man. I'll see.

> tuning guarantees and everything for maybe 500 more
I don't think that's the case around here. Maybe I'm wrong.

> need details on breaks, gear changing
Shimano 105 R7000 groupset. Works just fine. It's also almost correctly adjusted despite the transport route going China->Thailand->India->and then some stops in neighbouring Europe.

Also it has matching Shimano 105 brakes (not the levers, the brakes themselves), but on that end I don't care much. I've repaired city/touring/e-bikes with full Chinesium brakes and honestly the brakes themselves are now ~just as effective. It is pretty much only a weight difference.

The only thing I'd have done slightly differently is to use teflon-coated cables for more glide.

> frame
Light, robust. That one is actually very well-made. I could do some close-up shots of some parts.

> saddle
The post isn't a basic construction, it's an ovaloid carbon post with friction texturing on the lower part. The saddle is nice and lightweight, but I imagine it's something you can get for any bike.

> how it behaves
Yup, fine so far. The only thing I've noticed is that the wheel hubs are a bit click click click noisy. Not really inefficient, but louder than others I've had.

I've already put on the pedals and street law compliance reflectors. But I'll try this in an hour or so.

damn it's sexy in red

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okay what the fuck there are like 5 different MI stores on Ali, how do I know which one is the official ones and which ones are third party but reliable?

>how do I know which one is the official ones
none of them, they're all third party

I told them if they don't keep it a secret I will return them, is that enough or they will make sure I suffer? Though I'm not sure if they will even understand me. Also I can post when they come and how they shipped if someone is interested and wants to know how it works.

17usd free shipping. You think its worht it ?

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chink shits for today: a Kingspec ssd of 128GB capacity

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test it fucko I need a good card for my camera

Hey /csg/ I need a little help.
I ordered 6 identical items from an aliexpress seller (I ordered from them before, they sent the correct amount) and they sent just 1 this time.
I contacted the seller to try to sort out the issue and they said they will refund me but I declined. I told them that I would like to receive the remaining 5 items, not the money.
After many ping-pong messages they said that okay, they will try to make a new tracking number for the remaining 5 items.
Again, after MANY ping-pong messages they are now saying that they cannot create a new tracking number and I have to order something from them and they will bundle it together with the remaining 5 items I wanted originally.

Am I getting chinked and should I resolve the issue by declaring a dispute?

dispute it, get your money back and order again

Speedtest plz.

this, you made it more complicated than necessarily, should have just got your money back and opened another order.

Yes, its a V30 U3
I have used a Ugreen USB3 adapter.
The gift adapter is shit, I could see ~20MB read-write speed iirc. Do not use it!

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Running them now, fren

Help me, I don't understand your referring as dog. Sandisk? My 128GB Sandisk died, this is the replacement.
This one aliexpress.com/item/Real-capacity-memory-card-8g-micro-sd-card-32-GB-class-64GB-10-microsd-TF-Card/32274315064.html

My server box is finally dying. Any good cheap parts I can buy to build a new server?

>I don't understand your referring as dog
these ones

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aliexpress.com/item/stupid-dog/32965742502.html
Can't believe I paid more for a cartoon dog, it performs just like other 3 sharks and I'm using a ugreen adapter too.
I'd like to believe user god a card from a godly batch or is just a shill.

Been using my pair of i10 for about 2 months now. They sound about on par with normal ear/airpods. I get about 2 to 2.5 hours on a charge. The case gives it almost another 2 charges. Some issues i have with it is that the left pod drops out sometime, the pods not turning off in the case, the case draining its battery, and the touch controls are shitty. From what ive seen, there are 2 versions of the i10 and theres a i10s. I got the older i10, so maybe shit has been ironed out. Overall its a pretty ok choice for wireless earbuds.

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reminder that referral links are the lifeblood of /csg/

Forgot to mention, they work like a master/slave type way. Only one side connects to the phone directly. I think the i10s can have either side connect

Well, the benchmark looks good
The h2testw write started at 300 MB/s but slowly went down and finished at 55 MB/s
The readback was a consistent 300ish MB/s

Sooo... it's okay for the system I'm going to put it in, but for my actual computers I'd want a more consistent experience

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youtube.com/channel/UCsgnjvCvJZgAdSMMRG_j0cw

What kind of parts are you looking for? Depending on your hardware, it might be cheaper to look for replacement parts on ebay.

Well, the dog 128GB is only U1.
Btw I have this adapter:
aliexpress.com/item/Ugreen-All-in-1-USB-3-0-Card-Reader-High-Speed-Memory-Read-Card-For-TF/32435741721.html

Currently Writing on my previous SD card properties. 12-16mb/s. Keep in my that the external hdd Im using is basically full

I have the 2 in 1 variation of that. It still reads at 85mb/s~ and writes at 35mb/s~.

Looking for recommendations for 5 or so inexpensive gopro-like alternatives. That can do at least 720p@60fps. They'll be used at lab stations in an elementary classroom setting, so ideally they shouldn't break the bank when one of the kids accidentally destroys it, which just so happens to be why I'm looking for cheap gopro alternatives in the first place...

Thanks user. Here's my Samsung 850 EVO for comparison.

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Is the benjie T6 still the dap meme king ?

Everything. New mobo, new CPUs, a new GPU, new RAM, and a new switch (the switch I'll probably buy from Amazon, but I'm open to suggestions). Considering the server was thrown together in 2005, it's time to upgrade.
On a side note, what are some fun things I can do with an old server?

Can you recommend me an entry level chink FPGA please?

I still use an old E5472 based server for web and file hosting. While it sounds boring as fuck, it's fun for me because I actually learned how to do command line shit with this thing when an old co-worker threw it on my desk and said I could have it. I'll probably upgrade at some point, but for now, it does what I need it to do. What would you want to do with your server? You could probably still use old but inexpensive parts if you don't need anything cutting edge.

>meme
that'sssssssssssssssss-right- 'sssssssssssssssss- *pop*

Run an IRC server, mail server, small-ish modded Minecraft server, and a Plex server. I might use the old server as a dedicated NAS. Nothing super beefy, but it'd be nice to have extra power.

(cont'd)
Ok, I measured it. ~8.5kg with pedals and reflector on cheap bathroom scales.

I'll measure again if I find the luggage scales, but I'd say it basically checks out vs. the specified ~8.3kg without pedals.

Maybe I fucked up with the colour choice.

OTOH the black design seems like it's less likely to get stolen by some casual opportunistic thieves, particularly once I get another cassette and mount alu-rimmed wheels.

>Ok, I measured it. ~8.5kg with pedals and reflector on cheap bathroom scales.
that's pretty good
hopefully it won't fall apart on you going downhill at 40mph

>not driving a chinkmobile
alibaba.com/product-detail/China-made-New-SUV-Lifan-X7_60781646560.html

there was an user who imported a chink car to the US in this thread a few months ago

When we were the sick man of Asia, we were called the yellow peril.
When we are billed to be the next superpower, we are called the threat.
When we closed our doors, you smuggled drugs to open markets.
When we embrace free trade, you blame us for taking away your jobs.
When we were falling apart, you marched in your troops and wanted your fair share.
…… When we tried to put the broken pieces back together again, free Tibet you screamed, It was an invasion!
When tried communism, you hated us for being communist.
When we embrace capitalism, you hate us for being capitalist.
When we have a billion people, you said we were destroying the planet.
When we tried limiting our numbers, you said we abused human rights.
When we were poor, you thought we were dogs.
When we loan you cash, you blame us for your national debts.
When we build our industries, you call us polluters.
When we sell you goods, you blame us for global warming.
When we buy oil, you call it exploitation and genocide.
When you go to war for oil, you call it liberation.
When we were lost in chaos and rampage, you demanded rules of law.
When we uphold law and order against violence, you call it violating human rights.
When we were silent, you said you wanted us to have free speech.
When we are silent no more, you say we are brainwashed-xenophobes.
“Why do you hate us so much?”we asked.
“No,” you answered, “we don't hate you.”
We don't hate you either, but, do you understand us?
“Of course we do, ”you said, “We have AFP, CNN and BBC's ……”
What do you really want from us?
Think hard first, then answer, because you only get so many chances.
Enough is enough, enough hypocrisy for this one world.
We want one world, one dream, and peace on earth.
This big blue earth is big enough for all of us.

I've just ordered a chink 1TB SSD for $100. Not to worry, it's just for games and similar non-important stuff. I've got a Samsung 850 EVO for Windows.

aliexpress.com/item/Goldenfir-SSD-32GB-60GB-240GB-120GB-SSD-2-5-Hard-Drive-Disk-Disc-Solid-State/32657147484.html

Any DIY power banks that are better than the TOMO S4?

So you could probably still get away with running older hardware, except when the plex server is in consideration, but only when you need to be able to transcode. But even then, popping an older video card in and having plex use the gpu for transcoding would still allow you to use inexpensive hardware. So as long as it's something that from the LGA771 era and up, you should be good. Those old server parts can be found on ebay and even at local sales for cheap. The video card you might pay a little extra for, and then of course there's the storage, but all of this could still be had for cheap.

Gotcha. Thanks for the advice, user.

>tfw no replies

because nobody understood wtf you're talking about

About sending me the packages without saying outright that its chastity and fucking aneros. I just hope they don't fuck it up but its the fuckings chinks, man.

The Chinese manufacturer expected this concern - most of the sales pitch is actually this.

There's nothing about specs or anything in the video.

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tfw bought yet another 50 watt led light

Our you could just buy them from a normal shop if you want privacy and safety. I wouldn't comfortably use chink onas or buttstuff. [spoiler] says the guy who drinks tea and beer from his chink Yeti[/spoiler]

I think we need a bigger replay button, I barely noticed it.

picture?

Tell me about the SN30 pro.
I am waiting for mine on the mail (if my local post office decides to get their shit together) and want to know if it was a good buy or not

Kek, you can get these machines from local school's auction for ~5€.

Does anybody know where i can get a signal jammer?

Single chip or many small ones in some corncob arrangement? 50W LED sounds quite strong.

Full China, yes. That guy has the worst aim, too.

BTW thanks for your concern, I might not deserve it however. Pic related.

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Not really, but the already assembled Xiaomi/ZMI/... could be better than your DIY.

aliexpress.com/item/2018Lighting/32892721260.html

Cheaper to buy 2 50 watt lights than one 100w

Huh, that's pretty good in terms of capacity vs price. Do the Chinese now manufacture the storage NAND chips themselves?

>normal shop if you want privacy and safety
Like, this is the safest way I can think of.

That's pretty neat. Seems a bit minimalist on safety though, with the exposed 220V contacts and all that.

Do you put them in a case?

Canada is back up to speed on shipping, but all three things I ordered were broken.
1 Redmi note 4X charging port. Mine was fucked and wouldn't connect to any PC for bootloader unlocking, but it was like that when I got it. Replacing it was easy, but now I can't use the loudspeaker, vibration. Charging is fine.

The replacement tempered glass arrived just straight fucking broken.