The year is 2289.
Large freighter ships are the galaxy's semi trucks, shipping rare resources across the vast expanse of space.
The RMS Gentoo is one such ship: while life support systems and recycling mean that the ship can sustain life indefinitely, the ship still requires a massive crew working in hundreds of jobs and positions to keep the ship in check.
The alarms ring to wake up crew members for another work cycle...
Oh boy! Time to make Phobostein his space shekels!
Just five more minutes HAL
Anyone installed gentoo on the tesla yet?
Remind me again why we can't afford bigger emergency oxygen tanks.
Mr Alienburgstein says its not in the budget.
Remind me again why we say "aye aye" instead of "roger" on a space vessel even though it flies and quite clearly does not float in water.
Can someone call the security officers? The genetically modified zoomers are in the bathroom snorting acetone again. And I need it for today's mantinence.
Security has dealt with this problem enough times.
Just wait until they pass out from the acetone like usual maintenance team.
Weight reduction and cost.
Also because class D is the only right answer for life support systems.
>The year is 2289
>linux still doesn't have preview in the file picker
> 2289
> not automated crew
Fuck it I'd blow the ship up.
If we can't build an automated ship by 2289 we don't deserve space exploration
Because its space SHIPS
not space PLANES
or space HELICOPTERS
or space BALOONS
or space DRA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SPACE DRAGON
SOUND THE ALARM
MAN YOUR GENTOO STATIONS NO-
All right, the faggots have finally passed out. And now I can get back to work. But aren't they supposed to be in the medical department?
Where the fuck is the space hentai. Also even after all these years I still haven't installed gentoo.
QUICK!!! THROW YOUR 50 POUND CELL PHONE AT THAT FUCKER!!
By that logic you'd never bind anything to "jettison all cargo".. wait a minute.
unit tests please
If i hear this shit one more time I'm going to fucking submit a pull request to add this.
WE GOTTA THROW THIS MF IN HYPER DRIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> 2019
> Linux still doesn't have a preview in the file picker
FREETARDS BTFO
Why do we expect spaceships to have Anglosphere influence rather than the Chinese or Indian influence? Chances are the names will be Chinese/Indian as a result of their economies eclipsing the western world by 5-10 factors.
No one wanted to work on the RMS Huawei because of the security issues.
Security issue only to the enemies/threats to China. Places like Africa/Europe/South America/SEA would benefit immensely from Huawei bringing in cheap 23rd century latest tech vs the expensive offering of the 22nd century from rivals without industry capability
We had to get rid of all the hentai on the spaceship's shared drive because of the new code of conduct.
Gotta protect the rights of artificial humans. Since the 21st century ratified the laws and rights of fictional characters. Thus any harm done to fictional characters will result in jail sentence equivalent to that of real beings.
If you need me I'll be in my autonomous endorphine spermatozoid release chamber.
This is the ships AI speaking.
Canon services are shut down.
To ensure the ships safety, please jettison half the crew to calm the wrath of the endangered creature.
Not complying to this measurement will lead to significant disciplinary measurements against the families and friends of those who dont comply, including genital humiliation and enslavement.
Sheckelstone Incorporated thanks you for your service and wishes you a good day.
Nice meme. India's wealth will be result of its mass 2050(1.6b by 2050) population, largely unskilled and uneducated(the skilled and educated try their best to escape the shithole). Unless you are a pajeet blinded by Superpooer 2020 I hope you dont expect India to be one. Its probable it wont even exist on the map anymore because such a massive diverse population cant be maintained for much long unless forced to.. Every day a secession threat in a region makes it to the news.
Stop jacking into the PA system, Troy.
So you moved from the collapse of the Chinese economy to the collapse of the Indian economy? Don't you get tired of being in the wrong? Or is it that you always find a new thing to latch on and forget about the old beliefs?
can't you just rp a little you colossal faggots
This AI cannot hear you.
Please proceed to leave the ship via the next airlock, otherwise this AI will proceed to delete your not-so-secret suspiciously real looking "loli-3D-porn" from your terminal.
>tyrone spills watermelon cool-aid on the control panel
>short circuits
>shiiieeet
>he has to legally be forced onto the space crew due to diversity inclusion laws despite having failed astrophysics twice
boy, isn't living in space age great
>having failed astrophysics twice
Yeah, as if you had training before...
Just because we're on the same bridge doesn't give you the right to inspect my files!
We all know that you are dealing this shit with the Venusians, Greg. And we dont judge you for dealing with it, we are all poor and have to make some money.
We however DO judge you for using a digital model of your own daughter, you creep!
Does the ship's terminal have enough single-threaded power to run dwarf fortress without running into FPS death after 80 dwarfs?
Finally I can get my dick modified so it shoots a single high-pressure burst of pee for reducing time wasted on the toilet.
It also acts as a self-defense weapon.
I shall call it, the blitz-spritz.
You actually believe that's my daughter? Yeah, it's an AI. Yeah, no one would fuck me long enough to reproduce~
> Wanting a mechanical circumcision
Nice try, robo-jew.
>Not getting the projectle version, allowing you to choose between burst and single shot mode.
>Not employing your pee time in the shooting range on the lower levels.
>galaxy's semi trucks
just reminded me of the best game ever