Oh my god based apple

oh my god based apple.
how come no other companies can make good looking headquarters?

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A
FUCKING
LOO

looks like it would take 15+ minutes to get from one side of the facility to the other

and that's a good thing!

you can go through the orchard in the middle...

>from one side of the facility to the other
Just turn around. Done.

It looks like a long, cold walk to the bathrooms. That would suck especially if it's raining. Same thing if you need to get to the other end of the facility. You've got to go outside to cross the courtyard in the rain? Fucking Apple. This is why I use Windows.

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bullshit that is CERN

Based and topographypilled

>everyone kept crashing into the glass because they were too thin

ONE INFINITE LOO

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I remember hearing about that

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INFINITE LOO

There is a horizontal elevator, like a train

I was an intern there for 1 year

Maximum streetshitting

How was the food?

Tasted like shit.

Was good, its a very good place to work, overall

that's why they have the designated shitting garden in the middle

Does Apple do free food? I thought they didn't.

It's free for the taking from the loo.

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Looks like a worse version of the McLaren HQ in Woking.

A perfect metaphor for apple's own strategy: a beautiful, modern and overall advanced design; but if you look at it long enough, you'll realize it's basically designed like a prison in order to keep people locked inside.

>It doesn't have air conditioning

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There are no sides.
Interesting. Reminds me of round hokkien style forts. Other companies probably just put more energy in how their products function than they do with how their buildings look.

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iTODDLERS BTFO

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>Apple's address is 1 Infinite Loop
>HQ is a loop

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>Apple's address is 1 Infinite Loo
>HQ is a loo

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they better have a synchrotron in there otherwise they are retarded

Funny. I remember how people were mad at the Chinks for creating Apple phones their and US tech, and when they were asked what country they would prefer to manufacture it, they cried for the Pajeets. Then they remembered the poo and said Vetnam, Malaysia or Thailand.

The absolute state.

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>A
>FUCKING
>TOILET

looks like the space gate from stargate sg1. except it only goes in one direction and only transports poo and dongles

I like to think there are people living in the houses in the middle that they tried to buy out but they refused to move so they just changed their building plans and built around those houses

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