What does /g think about hi-tech masturbators?

What does /g think about hi-tech masturbators?

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I'm waiting for robot miku

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better than your hand but you can't buy it when you're a kid so they're worthless

better hold on to all your little gonads and strife
many equipments are better than hand but nothing will clean as easily

no matter how good it feels, the clean up is such a pain it almost makes it not worth it

damn he's hot!
That's always the big problem with male sextoys. I thought I saw something about fleshlights where they say to not use soap on them because of the material they're made of, but that.. doesn't really seem right.

Most of us here have lost all sexual desire. We take a while to ejaculate again. Maybe 2.5 weeks to 1 month later. Investing in a sexual product isn't the best culture fit for us gents.

cleanup. I don't want to clean up. if I use my hand then the mess goes into a tissue and down the toilet then I go on with my day. If I want something amazing feeling then i'll get a woman.

>gonads and strife
I understood that reference.

once a day is literally the minimum for a healthy male

I highly suggest going to get that checked out. I can 3-4 times a day still. You lack of libido means you're probably unhealthy.

Just use a vacuum cleaner

gonads in the lightning! gonads in the rain

The refractory period for any ejaculation should be 10 minutes to half an hour depending on age and how power the orgasm was. I can still go all day if I wanted to.

Unless you are a literal boomer, go see the doc.

Wear a damn condom then, good lube doesn't spoil.

who the fuck actually WANTS to wear a condom? if not for stds or kids I would never wear one.

Condoms help last longer with the gf and when reduces cleanup when solo

>Leave water in a hot, enclosed space
Yeah that does not play out nice.

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>not cleaning every last drop up like a good boy

The people who would use it certainly don't look like that guy lmao.

>then the mess goes into a tissue and down the toilet then I go on with my day
i hope you also washed your hands

The fuck is wrong with you, noob?

You need to wash your penis after wearing a condom though because of all the slimy stuff they put on it. At least for people who own a foreskin, masturbation is literally one wipe cleanup and quickly washing your hands if you're not a piece of shit. Without a foreskin you would have to lube your dick anyway so I guess it doesn't matter then.

Lies spread by the worm dick's. I'm circumcised and I don't need lube.

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>What does /g think about hi-tech masturbators?

Gave up seeing hookers and started using my Odyssey+ and a rubber. Have saved loads of money. I get the best 180 degree porn from EMP life is good.

Edit: I used to have a flesh light but I got board of it and set it on fire one night.

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See a doctor. I am 27 and I beat my meat every day.

I am cut and I don't usually use lube. I don't need it to jerk off but being lubed up is more pleasurable than not. My uncut friends have said being lubed is a nice change for them too. I use coconut oil so it just gets absorbed into my skin/dries out by itself.

Tfw mom didn't buy me masturbators.

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Unironically true. When I finish jerking off I don't want to go to the bathroom to wash the cum and lube out of my onahole. It feels fucking great but it's just a pain to clean.

Are you kidding? Most of Jow Forums trannies are horny as f.

It's fine without soap as long as you wash everything out in a somewhat timely manner. The main concern is mold which will penetrate the material, so drying making sure it's dry is essential. Lube alone will cause mold so using condoms is pointless.
And for those complaining about cleanup, it only takes a few minutes at most. It doesn't have to be immediately so you sit around in the after glow and could get away with leaving it overnight, but you should definitely use antibacterial soap if you do that.

>tfw wasn't born in japan and mom didn't jerk me off

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This seems like an obvious troll to me, but (((globo-homo))) keeps surprising me with it's degeneracy.

bros I developed a light form of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postorgasmic_illness_syndrome

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I always knew Mac Pro was just a fancy case for a fleshlight

>we

>he doesn't come in his own mouse

My girlfriend got me a lovense dildo so that she can fugg me even though we live in different states. It's the best kind of degeneracy