/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
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>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user considers buying cheap CPU's another user recommends
• user has some shit waiting to be shipped out to him and does minimal reviews of what he has • user buys a very nice looking lightweight bike how much did it cost ~US$1.5k switched over from another Chinese bike ChineseBikeAnon also posts webm of sales pitch with someone slamming the bike frame into a curb straps stand to his bike • user bought a 128 sandisk micro sd for $17 test it please
• user buys Kingspec SSD because it "looks cool" posts benchmark • user posts update on his i10 airpods • user reviews the Flan P5 media player • Useful AliExpress coupon SHOPNEW gets you $3 off orders over $20 • user opens up a Kingspec SSD • user got some bearings and a ANENG multimeter • user tests a "rubycon" • user in need of advice on chinese guitar parts • user got some Yeelight strips and paracord • user is scammed • user is sent the wrong item • user has big ceiling Yeelight arrive • user posts comparison review of Secrid knockoff • user can't help himself, buys a foxtail and girly socks • user finally has his package arrive it's a 8BitDo controller • user has new phone case Previous thread

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warosu.org/g/thread/S70060990
aliexpress.com/item/L6-flashlight/32659785735.html
youtu.be/hPl07bMgpWc
maniacaldust.bitballoon.com/1
alipic.net/?param=woman-cat
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>user buys Kingspec SSD because it "looks cool"
Damn right I did
I buy western SSDs for performance and reliability, I buy chink SSDs for the logos
Also sharks of course, I have two of them

Ok that's it I'm buying chink shoes.
Either Li Ning or Freetie
Not like I have anything better to spend $70 on.

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Try the shoes in a local shop first, then buy them off the internet.

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Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/thread/S70060990

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back from the gul... re-education camp, RegOP?

They don't sell freeties here and I'm leaning toward that one.

Bought some "genuine" leather shoes. Arrived with a free pair of socks.
Specifically bought these because they don't have any branding anywhere.
Bought them half a size bigger than the seller suggested, turns out they are a half size too big.
5stars

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What lamp, how much?

I thought you were dead or taken away by the CCP?
Also, anyone has that site with the review pics I keep deleting my browser history for obvious reasons

>go ali member center
>you are platinum at 624 points
I'm pretty sure I was 7xx points before. So they go down if you don't shop as much? Has anyone dropped levels?

Is there some sort of 4 PIN fan to USB adapter?
I bought a few a while ago that I later found out to be 2 pin.
I'm looking at testing a bunch of fans, got about 7 at the moment that I can only test by plugging into my spare motherboard header, which would be a little slow at the rate I get them in desu

>What lamp, how much?
$68 Convoy L6 XHP70.2 5000K 4300lm, works with 26650 and 18650.
aliexpress.com/item/L6-flashlight/32659785735.html
youtu.be/hPl07bMgpWc

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computer fans are usually 12V while USB is 5V

Well fuck. I mainly just wanted a way to test them.
I see why a lot of them are Molex, I suppose, and all of the Molex based ones I've seen are 2 pin. I'd just rather not use Molex since I'm fine having a house to live in desu

UV flashlight test.

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this one?
maniacaldust.bitballoon.com/1

>I keep deleting my browser history for obvious reasons
so your mom doesn't find out?

UV? Or blacklight?

>"Hui" means "dick" in Russian

Hmmm

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The picture is supposed to be 365nm, there is also an 405nm option.
Black-light(320 to 400nm) is a subcategory of UV light. Germicidal UV lamps are 100-290nm.

nicehui.ru

dead link

Kinda, I share my laptop with my nephews. Also there was a different website, but that one also works.

Has anyone tried one of these portable scanners?

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This?
alipic.net/?param=woman-cat

They suck dick. Just get a document scanner app for your phone.

So did the boot loader unlock & custom ROMs work?

ever heard of a flash drive? live linux that loads to ram, you're good to go.

Why does one of my completed orders keep saying "Fund Processing" when all the other completed orders say "Finished"?

I think that might mean they have been challenged, and some Ali employee now has to "volunteer" to wrestle an oiled up credit card banker. Or the same with the transaction safety rule engine credit card operators run.

Chink 2 dollar watch has arrived. Looks alright but the strap smells like cancer.

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He probably is in some kind of trouble, he was also the first seller not to fake my import value even thou I told him to, and then he got annoyed when I asked him why he didn't fake it.

Most people put the watch on the other hand.

I need my left hand free.

I dont wear a watch. explain this to me, you're not left handed why would you put your watch on your left hand?

Yes, that one.
I am too much of a brainlet to use linux, I tried ubuntu but like I said, brainlet.

>brainlet
nah you're not. get a flash drive that has absolutely nothing in it. download rufus, yumi or unetbootin, download slax, write the ISO onto the flash drive. It's done. reboot from the flash drive, you don't need to learn linux, it has everything in it you'll need.

Clearly you don't wear a watch, it needs to be on the left hand so you can fap without getting distracted.

Just got my mini camera in, now I need to find a feasible way to mount it on myself.

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this should work. I suggest to use powerbank and not your computer/laptop

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>sq12
I know buying chink shit in general is a waste of money, but there is no excuse to throw away your money for something this cheap.

Is it that bad? I'm still charging it now.

so you can operate the watch with your strong hand

Dear friend

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Not that user, but depends on what you use it for.
If you got it be a dashcam for a vehicle or bicycle or something like that, than it's pretty bad.
If you got it to secretly record shit, than it's okay. What it has over other cams is the size, but that's about it.
You'd be better off getting other action cams that do 4k for under $50

>buying chink shit in general is a waste of money
>saving 40-60% is a waste of money
No.

Stop trolling. The 5V/GND is not floating and you'll just ground your 5 volt line on your computer.

I'd wager it's a waste of money because most people wouldn't be buying the items to begin with if they didn't know about chink sites.

It's like black friday shopping. Most people don't plan on getting tv's or whatever else, but as
soon black friday rolls around, they suddenly go for it justifying it's a "sale".

If you weren't planning or even thinking about buying something until you saw it was cheap, than that's not a "sale".
You're not saving money if you weren't planning on getting it to begin with.

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i hate usps so much. "No Access" is just their way of saying they're too fucking lazy to deliver.

>Discord
nah fuck off

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I took a picture with it and the aesthetic is unique to say the least. I'll make some longer videos later on and see how things turn out.

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Are Xiaomi Hybrid Pros still the best IEMs?

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They're not a good idea.

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I have a chinkshit charger for my Surface Book, am I allowed to post here?

Melamine Sponge user from last thread.
Just wanted to update after finally using them. Haven't used a Mr Clean brand Magic Eraser for awhile, but the AliExpress knockoffs work just as good.
They might deteriorate a bit faster, but I was just at the Dollar store and noticed the prices. A 2x-strength single Mr Clean Eraser was $2.00. A knockoff brand for two-sponges was $2.00 I paid $1.50 total for TWENTY sponges. Insane.

I just used 2 already and cleaned up one of my really grimey walls and a few other odds and ends. I'm really a little over-excited for fucking melamine sponges, but I actually lost my mind a bit at the Dollar Store when I saw what normie mark-up prices are on Chink Shit.

are there any good iridium IEMs on chinese sites?

Probably depends on where you live. Here usps is the best. I've used them literally hundreds of times and the worst that ever happened was once they wouldn't leave a package on my doorstep and instead a note was left asking me to pick it up at the post office for some unknown reason, but out of the three times I used fedex I've had:

>tracking info update to say something along the lines of "we didn't feel like driving to your side of town today"
>was supposed to be delivered on a friday
>didn't show up until tuesday

>tracking told me the $200 parts i ordered were delivered to my doorstep
>theres nothing there
>message seller and call fedex to complain
>first thing fedex asks is "did it come in a box or something else"
>obviously testing me to see if im running a scam how would i know what it was sent in
>get package a week later after finding out a rando on my street had it

>last was a $75 textbook that never showed up had no tracking at all
>the website i ordered from refunded me

You've been chinked, my dude

>implying the output power pins aren't commoned
>implying the rails are floating

Personally, I buy mostly electronic components from online, and their prices are sometimes 80% cheaper than what I can find locally, because the local chain basically has a monopoly on electronics stores. I would have bought those things otherwise. Same with the guy buying new shoes, or SSDs or CPUs. Or . Things like USB testers can save money in the long run by testing a product to see if it's faulty so you can return it. I'm not saying all chinkshit purchases are like this, or even the majority, but it's definitely a significant portion. Things bought from Wish are probably the worst offenders.

I liked mine enough that I cleaned my countertops for the first time this year.

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> be home all day waiting for package
> nothing came, no knocks on door, no notice
> website says "DELIVERY ATTEMPTED"

It's a ongoing problem over here. They're just way too fucking lazy to do their jobs thinking the tomorrow shift will have to do it. And then the next day shift thinks the same and does the exact same shit. USPS is by far the worst over here. And if you go try to pick it up the very next day, they just tell you it's out for delivery and you can't pick it up. You're basically forced to wait a extra fucking week for them to go through their bullshit routine of lying about attempted delivery before you're forced to go pick it up.

I so hate USPS. This is not the first time they pulled this and will not be the last. It's each and every fucking time.

Lookee velly much like legit Daniel Wankington, Meester Padwan :)

Dude... You can't tell me you think that looks good right?

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>So they go down if you don't shop as much
correct

Used to wagecuck as customer service for Fedex, and I believe everything you are saying. Drivers used to just throw shit randomly or not go to that address because they don't feel like, and we were the ones having to deal with the angry customers, some of them even had proof like garage door cameras to prove that the guy drove past and didn't stop at their address, while tracking showed the package was with the driver.

What's a good 2.4a usb wall charger, with an AU plug? Or a quality EU to AU adapter.

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I thought my grape trees came out quite nicely.

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>poorly upscaled 800x600
sensor is shitty but the software layer is even worse

>safechat link
>tripfag cancer
poetry

I learn something new every day

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I just don't know why you wouldn't get a better one for a little more money

>That color errortho
Are those trees in the background suppose to be pinkish purple in color

So guys I need a smart phone that can discord, Spotify and basic browser. However I need to pair it with a relatively good case, one that’ll resist purposeful bending/attempting to break. I have OCD/Tourette’s and one of my ticks is grabbing either end of my phone and bending. Any help would be greatly appreciated

>I have OCD/Tourette’s and one of my ticks is grabbing either end of my phone and bending

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Fuck off, if I could go without it I would. I know I’m broken just help an user out

Just got my Shanling M2S. Pretty cool little DAP. Zero noise floor. RIP in pieces to my M0 that had an untimely encounter with the washing machine.

>check Amazon and realize I could have gotten the M3S for the same price
Does this count as getting chink’d?

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you're going to need a more heavy duty case. I would also maybe make an argument to you about going with a general phone and not something chinkshit so you can insure it in case its damaged you can easily get it replaced.

I'm going to log in for the first time in almost a year and fucking crush everyone because I play with cheats

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Hi Carl

what could it possibly be?

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Hi Carl

>1551413132057.png
(even tho this must be at least the second time you're seen somewhere)

I'm pretty happy with what I got for $11, I suspect I'd have to spend at least 5x that for something impressive.

Purple drank trees.

>dumb chink sent the wrong commercial invoice
Now DHL wants me to send them the right one.

>DHL
lel

15 leaf bucks, even smaller than expected but the rubber feel quality. the biggest reason for the buy was to have something to bust into for vr porn, but if it works as a good masturbator that's a plus

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glue something unbendable to the back of your phone

What kind of fantasy goes on with a toy like that? Do you pretend it's a premie with implants?

>What kind of fantasy goes on with a toy like that?
people who want to fuck a fairy or something i guess

Nigga that shit don't even fit on my dick

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after the first use it was really hard to pleasure myself with. i'm a little above average in length and while the inside curves a bit for more space it's not nearly enough. probably a good buy for a chink but wasn't really worth it for me
just seemed like a bit of a novelty especially since it was meant for vr use, but the outsides of these things sometimes have weird bulby textures like the inside

nice one /iemguy/ that was fast delivery did you beat your wife over the washing machine incident like i told you to ?

Too much IR leakage.