Apple/Macfag hate thread

Based Raphiel poster

>Be first day of Kindergarten
>Teacher doing introductions
>Kid stands in front of the class
>Says his name is Max
>Call him a Macfag
>Get sent to detention (And that's a good thing)
>End up being the only kid not shot by Mad Max that day

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>yearly graph
>still zero

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I use a mac and it is one of the best computers I ever used

helo fren you need to manually put in your sexual encounters onto the app

Based
&
Redpilled

There is literally nothing wrong with apple products. Posted from my iphone.

oh really?

>be me
>have macbook
>fell gay

>Bombardier
I prefer Alstom

based

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Wow nice, I couldn't live without knowing what phone you posted it from. I instantly respect you for using this phone, and no other.

>cousin is drinking apple juice
>calls him a retard
>itoddlers btfo

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>friend is watching Mawaru Penguindrum
>I ask what is her favorite character
>she says it's Ringo
>call her a mactoddler and leave
itoddlers BTFO

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Based and only good answer

bump

>I am with my friends
>one says he is buying an iPhone
>I tell him apple is shit and that he doesn't buy an iShit
itoddlers BTFO

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>freeloading off library wifi
>see a macfag using is fagbook """pro"""
>pack everything up
>head down to home dept
>purchase hammer
>drive back down to library, hopefully macfag's still there
>he is
>it's go time.jpg
>smash his shit to a fine powder
>tell him that if that had been a thinkpad, nothing would've happened. in fact, the thinkpad probably would've hit me back.
>tell him to buy a thinkpad instead next time and install gentoo
>he gives me pic-related look and threatens to call the police as if I didn't just do him a favor
little faggot should be thanking me

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>was about to post real life story about 5 Applefags that I know
>see all this irony postings
Wrong thread I suppose

Seething

>brother gets iMac for his bday
>computer illiterate but still older than me
>only used windows
>i install windows with bootcamp along with my dad
>mac is visibly slower
>bro sometimes complains about it
>"why don't you use osx then?"
>tells me osx can't change the mouse speed and has acceleration (that can be changed)
>still uses windows 10 home unlicensed, with lots of crapware
>"hurr durr is slow"
He doesn't even need windows, single game (microvolts) is dead, anything else can run on osx. How do I make my bro use only osx?

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based

>macshit
Found your problem.

based

well use of a modern meme with a classic meme user

>all these triggered newfags

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Haven't seen this pasta in a while

desu a gay friend who wants to be the next Disney (yeah) is a macfag
he says macs are better and hates week old tech

he purposedly let phones drop to justify buying another
he also did this with an old crt tv he had
he was a win8 whore because he was in the launch event
he used to reserve som time once in a week to update all devices in his home
damn

EMACS is a FUCKING TEXT EDITOR not an apple product.

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>iPod is a fucking mp3 player not an apple product
>Macbook is a fucking laptop not an apple product

based and redpilled

based

Not to be confused with emac, this is what i meant. A text editor.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emacs
gnu.org/software/emacs/

t. newfag

Just got first macbook delivered today. Cleaning flash drive for the clean install to Mojave. Going to upgrade the OS and watch GoT tonight. What is a good Notepad++ replacement for macOS?

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back to your shitting street ranjeet

Atom

>be me is IT school
>Networking lessons
>prof teaches us to reset a cisco router by reflashing the iOS
>call him an iToddler, and tell him that android is better
>leave classroom
>get suspended
Seething iToddler

based

>be me
>14
>"time for dinner sweety I made mac and cheese"
>call her a macfag and run away from home

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Newfag

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nice copycat dubs

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Based.

only post webms

haha xD
i get this joke
it's because mac users are GAY = men fugging men xD

cringe

...

A thread died for this shit

seething

> >professor recommends students to try emacs
> >call him a macfag
> >walk out
That's Satania-worthy.

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cope

>be me
>visit friendly neighbourhood doctor
>told to consume an apple a day for good health
>Jow Forumsiggle in his face
>"I ain't becoming a dumb iToddler"
>turn 360 degrees and walk out
>suddenly greeted by another doctor outside
>it's Richard Stallman
>tell him what just happened
>we both laugh hysterically before he whispers in my ear
"iToddler btfo"

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If you turn 360 degrees you'd be facing the same direction you idiot!

based

autism.

based

haha silly me

So Jow Forums finally has their equivalent of /v/'s GameStop jokes. Really nice!

SEETHING

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never forget

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based

how will macfags ever recover?

cope

>he knows what goes on on /v/

well if you love it so much why don't you go back there buddy

Leave it to weebs to post stale pasta.

Hello newfriend, welcome to 4channel

>retarded macfag coworker updated to mojave
>half of apps stopped working
>slack takes all memory in 30 seconds then crashes
>everything lags like shit, doing the job now is not possible
>wellitdobelikethat.jpg
>SOLVES IT BY BUYING BRAND NEW PIECE OF MACTRASH
They are beyond retarded.

spacemacs

cope

t. itoddler

TextMate

t. ipajeet

arm macbooks when

>laravel community is great
>documentation is for mac only. All of it.

I explained to my boss that the lead developer is a fraud and got him canned.

MS will just not make office for it and nobody would buy it. Mactards are bugmen they need office and final cut / adobe

Vim. Using a Mac isn't the end of the world as long as you aren't an illiterate nigger.

nobody cares

SEETHING

Real programmers use vim anyway.

youtu.be/-XSC_UG5_kU

BASADO

based

You can't really beat a Mac. Windows is like being fucked up the ass by Microsoft with ads and doesn't even have working terminal. Linux doesn't even work.

They'll pay the recovery fee in the closest apple shop.

emacs is preinstalled on macs so it is an apple product.

nice