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Okay Jow Forums,
tell me why I shouldn't get this phone?

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this nigga usin a banana phone lmao

I find my smartphone to be quite indispensable. The privacy risks are vague and abstract, while the benefits of having a web browser and mapping software everywhere I go are immediate and represent a distinct improvement in quality of life.

If this isn't true for you, but you still want a basic feature phone to stay in touch or for emergencies, then go right ahead.

OP's phone spies on you. All phones spy.
>It's industry standard, everyone's doing it
There's too much money to be made

Plot Twist:
It has a Browser and maps.

Just not WhatsApp.

You realize you can have a wifi tablet with offline maps too right
GPS dont require cellular

>Ring Ring Ring! Banana Phone!
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RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

BANANA PHONE

he needs to use facebook!

No, I don't.

This

>why I shouldn't get this phone?
doesn't work in the US except on one band that AT&T uses

if it did work, I would use this phone ironically, and unironically

I'm based in Germany, so...

ok ok, instagram

>based
>Germany

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Neither, only telegram, which I can use through the browser

Yes, unfortunately

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well, a dumb phone with web browser and mapping software is enough, and minimize the vague and abstract privacy risks

Because it doesn't have the spring mechanism that Neo had in the Matrix.

no point if you don't have a vagine

I just want a phone I can program, I don't even need a browser I'll write shit to scrape Jow Forums

Maybe it technically has a browser. With a tiny screen and T9 keyboard, though, have fun trying to do anything more complex than checking the whether.

why not the original matrix phone with that spring open and no bullsihit os

checked, very nice

you know there are this thigs called maps, dont even need battery, no kidding

Amazing how even the shittiest phones nowadays can't help but include a fucking camera.
If I'm buying a cheap, non-smart phone, I don't give a shit about the camera.

12MP camera assembly lens plus chip and driver costs 50 cents.

RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE
DING DONG DING DONG DING BANANA PHOOOOOOOONE

I really really like this phone

Nokia 9 is 100$ off until sunday, 2 days.
so unlocked 600$, which might seem like a lot when you gey samsung 10 LOCKED on Contract for like 200$ or whatever.
But a real Jow Forumsentleman only buys unlocked....right?

the plastic flap isn't spring loaded and doesn't have a microphone, buttons are mushy and the entire thing feels cheap

how is kaios anyway? is it more stable than it used to be? desu the lack of apps could be ignored, as it seems easy to write things for this phone.
there was some information about a nokia with qwerty running this thing, but there were no updates on that for about a year or more

typing on a numpad is a pita

A couple actually :
>KaiOS
Brought to you by the guys who made the flaming turd know as Firefox OS. Also literally pajeet OS
>being a ludite is even more retarded than being vegan
Fuck tinfoil mentality, wether you like it or not, not using a smartphone basically makes you crippled these days.
>yellow's a fake color and doesn't exist
Just a fact..

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