Just paid 1053€ for a phone

AMA

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Are you really that retarded or just pretending?

how much did you pay?

Why not any 300$ phone?

Why?

It's actually a high IQ decision. This guy however might as well be retarded Because it would be inferior. Also I already have an old S8+ which is better than any 300$ phone can be.

I wanted a new phone.

What do you do with the phone that requires a 1053€ one?

which one was it?
s10?

ok retard

Do you value it more than your life?

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Use it for more than one year without being annoyed with it.

XS Max. After my current S8+ I'm not touching another Samsung until they move to stock/Oxygen completely.

No, it's not hard to buy another one.

Also
>buying a Samsung at launch
>not buying it 4 months later for half the price

>€
what is this currency symbol and why don't you put it before the number?

Please convert shit to the USD and leave your baby currency off this board

Is it year 1999?

>Be me
>Poorfag
>Shitty Motorola pajeetphone has no updates and horrible screenburn
>Can't go on like this
>Need a new phone
>Buy a Samsung S5 for $100
>Install Lineage OS
>Speedy, slick stock Android experience sans Google botnet
>Mfw my phone costs 1/10th that of my friends' and runs newer software
In conclusion, OP is an idiot

>XS Max

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How much money do you earn per month after taxes?

700

>baby currency
It's valued higher therefore it's better

>why don't you put it before the number
Because it's just as retarded as mmddyyyy

Cope

shut the fuck up mutt

Did you create this thread with your phone

>Cope
In the time it took you to type those four letters, your phone depreciated 50%

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3200€, disposable savings end up being around 2200€. I'm generally frugal.

Not yet. It will be delivered tomorrow I think.

Sorry but it's not an Android.

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>mutt
Is this is supposed to be an insult?

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>Cope
In the time it took you to type those four letters, your phone's speed decreased by 50%

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He's a frogposter, what the actual ass do you think?

Why didn't you get it for free from work?

Because they don't give away free phones

>not $1700
Does it even fold

What kind of a cuck employee do you have to be to make 3300€ after taxes and not have the company buy you a 800€ phone (1000€ but without VAT) as a work phone?

Not anymore unfortunately

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I don't need a work phone though. It would make sense if I had to be available on-call.

I think there's an option to finance it through them but it's pointless because it would cost the same.

>I don't need a work phone though.
Now I'm genuinely curious, what kind of a job pays 3300€ after taxes but has zero need for being reachable via phone (either by colleagues or clients)?

since you're probably retarded ... be careful with it don't drop it

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Huh, they still make Windows Phones?! Or is it a Blackberry?

First thing in the morning, what do I see? A pile of shit staring at me. I close my eyes, I step away. No matter where I go, there’s no getting away. Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo?

I step out on the street. What do I smell? Shit that’s stinky to high hell. I hold my breath, I step away. But everywhere I go, there’s no getting away.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo.

Shit, not shit, this shit, that shit. Let’s see now. Let me check. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo..

Software engineer, but I have a somewhat specific role so I never have to deal with releases.

I've never cracked my screen actually. I'm genuinely curious how sloppy should you be to break your phone.

>they still make Windows Phones
I wish. It's was so much easier to detect weirdos and retards when winphones were around.

How's the weather in Mumbai, kind sir?

>larping this hard with a random picture from the internet
>newfaggots fall for it anyways
The absolute state of Jow Forums

>Software engineer
That's really weird. I do software engineering too, and I've never met anyone even near your pay grade without a work phone. Even the lowest IT guys who change laptop keyboards and reset AD passwords have work phones.

funny shit bcs i just paid 1000€ for a blowjob

That's really sad.

>larping this hard with a random picture from the internet
Huh? I didn't post any pics

I did have one in my last job. But I didn't really use it for work once anyway. It had a full paid roaming back when EU roaming was a thing so it was very comfy to travel.

I hope it included some coke at least.

I got the iPhone XR cause better battery life. Had a blackberry keyone before. Apple is still botnet but a better one. Liking the iOS gesture to switch apps and go backwards.

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I paid 30 dollars for mine. Been using if for 2 years and it still werks perfectly.

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Poor african children could've eaten that phone

Based
Deteriorated battery and drain without heavy management on my S8+ is one of the main reasons I'm going back. All of my previous iPhones were much more consistent.

ITT one rational human being vs assblasted Jow Forums horde

Based.

Based retard.

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