Why hasn't there been any advancement in toilet paper technology?
Why hasn't there been any advancement in toilet paper technology?
Wyatt Sullivan
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Connor Robinson
It's called a bidet.
Wyatt Sanders
Jaxson Lewis
Because its currently profitable, why improve it?
Brandon Miller
No presence in Indian market.
Gabriel Davis
I use baby wipes because tp is sandpaper on my bung hole.
Luke Jackson
I don't even use paper anymore. I just finger my ass to take out the shit and wash my hands. Its great because fingering my ass to take out the shit makes me cum.
Win win situation. Imagine not doing this and paying for paper lmao
Michael Russell
Back in the day, toilet paper had splinters.
Kayden Hill
redpilled
Hudson Williams
I use TP maybe 2 times a week. I usually shit before I shower so I clean my poopoo off that way. Except sometime I forget to wash between my ass and have gone to work with a watery shit slurry rubbing against my undies
Luke Gomez
Wet wipes.
Chase Russell
bidet actually predate toilet paper by millennia...
>what is one swipe wipes
Kayden Butler
Single-layer rough vs. triple-layer soft
Jeremiah Gutierrez
How can bidets be that old? Did we just use slaves to blow water at our anus?
Zachary Jackson
Why should there be one? Just wipe and use bidet. The best combination to clean your fat ass
David Sanders
>Except sometime I forget
HOW? How do you forget? How is it forgettable?
Luke Cooper
Humans have been able to make fountains since like 3000BC. So water pressure has been around for a while.
Carter Campbell
I think the Roman used gravity to wash their asses.
Anthony James
Honestly toilet paper is fucking disgusting. Even pajeets finger the excess poo out of their bumhole instead of just smearing it.
Carson Martinez
When's the next skit with Conan, Jordan?
Chase Reed
severely underrated
Luke Price
But there has been:
>Flushable tubes
>Tubeless toilet paper
>Antibacterial coating
>Aloe and wax coating
>Perfumed toilet paper
Noah Fisher
Flushable wipes are the only answer.
Ian Ross
Ryan Baker
It's called a mug and your hand in designated shitting street.
Isaiah Howard
This but unironically also I don't cum and also I do it when I'm showering.
Been doing it since I was like 10.
College was a tough time but somehow I made it though 4 years without anyone finding out. Now that I think about it, wow. A lot of really touch and go moments though.
Dominic Ramirez
There is it's just that advancements circumvented US.
Julian Thompson
Toto for king of toilets?
Aiden Green
nothing nicer than getting that pooper clean by just ramming your hand in the crack and fingering it out
Kayden Roberts
Caleb Brown
PLEASE SIR DELET THIS SIR
Ryder Johnson
didn't expect my daily kek to come from Jow Forums
wew
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look up roman gravity toilets; they had flushing toilets in BC lol
true
Kayden Brooks
Those are good too, but tp is fine if you don't buy the cheap shit.
Bentley Jenkins
bcuz you're ass hasn't evolved much teddie
>lab grown tp when
Thomas Cook
I think Romans used their comrade warriors dicks to clean their anuses
Adrian Barnes
The toilet paper lobby has this shit locked down.
Xavier Bell
>not fisting yourself and pulling the shit out before you even feel like shitting
Get a load of these casuals.
Carter Lee
Bidet are just literall some sort of container plus running water
So yes they had running water in baths in ancient times already and even nowdays in the 3rd world they have pressure water pistols and buckets..
The anomaly is the US and northern/anglo countries where as far as I read online you need to *take a shower* to wash your intimate parts leading to rampant unhygienic smell and infections yikes
Brayden Johnson
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Parker Clark
Shit should be an alternative energy source why is there no way to extract it
Chase Hill
You deserve a (You) for this
Ryan Thomas
Babby wipes
Jace Foster
>mild shower
>POWERFUL SHOWER
Carson Roberts
Bidets feel as fruity as wearing shoes that expose the top of your feet but you don't have to tell anyone you have one. You certainly don't have to tell anyone you enjoy it.
Joshua Long
It is an alternative energy source in third world country. Its called bio-methane gas. The house I grew up in (yes I was dirt poor) had a bio-methane cooking stove. Shit from cows/toilet was used to make gas for cooking. It worked fine.
It might be disgusting, but I didn't know any better and it was certainly better option than trying to cut down trees.
Ian Young
>Shit should be an alternative energy source why is there no way to extract it
Bill Gates beat you to it son
Jason Jenkins
Do you live somewhere without trees?
Dylan Hall
Nathan Diaz
To this day have no idea how it works.
Alexander Gutierrez
Stallman?
Ryder Flores
Too complex, looks like something that will clog up in less than a week and need repairing.
Jason Watson
>Too complex, looks like something that will clog up in less than a week and need repairing.
nope working prototypes are a charm, stay mad ;^)
going global next year
Owen Ward
I don't remember, but as far as I do remember, trees were rare as the whole small village was cleared up for residential area. There was sort of a "block" organization like the US has in street arrangement.
The nearest tree I remember was within 30+ minutes of walking distance. Once you get there, its an entire forest out there, however given the nature of the forest (afaik) there were carnivores and such deep inside, so I usually only explored the frontier regions of the forest myself.
That was ~20+ years ago when I was ~5-8.