Coinbase holds funds for 18 days

>buy $21 in buttcoin to buy Jow Forums pass
>do all verification steps with coinbase including photo id
>still makes me wait 18 days before using the money to pay for something
yfw in 18 days this money is worth like $12. is this the shittiest payment service ever? this makes no sense.

Attached: Screenshot_20190316-161525~2.png (1080x1825, 124K)

Other urls found in this thread:

support.coinmama.com/hc/en-us/articles/360019799293-Get-verified-for-purchase
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Is it holding it in buttcoins or can you keep it in real money?

It's because of Indians using coinbase to scam people

not that i am aware. i wonder which of the available currencies would be the most stable...?

Attached: Screenshot_20190316-162609~2.png (1080x2016, 109K)

this is fucking retarded. i guess to use coinbase as a payment service, you have to feed money into a shredder

They're probably all equally unreliable.

Depends on whether they make you buy the coins immediately. If they do that's retarded.

>using Coinbase ever
imagine being this much of a clueless normie

i don't mind buying some butt on another exchange, but it looks like i just wasted $20. why didn't i just fuck myself in the mouth instead?

Attached: 40545180_275515906613240_3660067608054464512_n.png (640x960, 668K)

>to buy Jow Forums pass

Attached: 1472295837601.png (356x480, 6K)

yea dude. that's what i wanna do. it sounds like you know a better way?

>Jow Forums pass
>buttcoin
>COINBASE
wew lad - dont Hiro Inc. take CCs now*, starve a few of the vultures here? By the time this gets there, you'll be owing more than the sum in fees
>*inb4 'b-but I want to be user!' - get a prepaid/disposable

>wew lad - dont Hiro Inc. take CCs now*,
no, you dickhead. he literally only accepts crypto currency. you shitting fuck.
>>*inb4 'b-but I want to be user!' - get a prepaid/disposable
if i gave a shit about being anonymous i wouldn't have tried with coinbase. it isn't even close to anonymous

Attached: ba952495861e487a91e68a8cf6e466babbcc0b1f1b27f1722fce74692b4e6d57.jpg (960x960, 76K)

Sucks for you, friendo. :^)

So 18 days is the length it takes law enforcement to find stolen credit cards and bank account info or long enough for the victim to notice.

>only accepts crypto currency
odd - fucking sure that was announced (to general disinterest) few months back - maybe turned out Not Great Idea, like the rest

You're right. For a while, they did take CCs. Unfortunately for OP, that is no longer.

exchanges have always been garbage
localbitcoins is what you're looking for

i just want to stick money in my computer and not have to fill out captchas

i think coinmama dosent asked for your personal info beside your paypal or credit..

Litecoin basically follows BTC. So does BCH. Ethereum also somewhat follows the value of BTC. Don't know what the other 2 are but I assume they're the same shit. If the value of BTC goes down so will the value of these by the same relative amount.

does it allow me to send it immediately after purchasing?

yfw support.coinmama.com/hc/en-us/articles/360019799293-Get-verified-for-purchase

Attached: 1549530974276.jpg (1000x1000, 55K)

try using
coinfloor
bitstamp
localbitcoins
kraken

do any one of those allow me to buy coins and immediately send them away to another address? or is this just a list of places to buy buttcoins

Attached: 1515906452503.png (500x390, 19K)

localbitcoins does

idk if you're from australia but if you use cardless cash it's basically untraceable too

you didnt do KYC you retard

i don't have a clue what KYC is you dickboner

Attached: speedy chicken.jpg (1024x719, 94K)