Big data

>linux
>free software
>emacs
>gnu
>libreboot
>socialism

as an out of touch emacsfag, what is ctrl+h meant to be?

did somebody unironically censor "shit" in a twitter screenshot?

Replace.

ITT: butthurt NEETs who can't find a job because they lack modern skills

how do you replace in emacs?
t. ex-vim user trying to break free of evil mode.

>VR
>ad revenue
>monetized
>gaming history
>unboxing and first impressions
>product """"review"""
>drupal
>designer
>Web """dev"""
>python coder
>windows 10 security
>facebooks priority is privacy
>apple phone is privacy
>password must be shorter than 8 characters and contain a number and a symbol and a capital letter and no dictionary words
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What do you do? Hardware cuck, systems autist, server pajeet or frontend UI basedboy?

>employable skills

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I don't even know what "internet of things" means but it reminds me of that phrase all those braindead retards would say a few years ago "_____ all the things!!!!"

There is an art to simplifying your language and boiling your point down to literary gold but when you just revert to speaking like a gay 12 year old I want you to suck a tailpipe.

>object oriented

>cloud computing

> Code slaves
> Highest paid position
Sign me up for six figures

The internet connectivity of Things, like your fridge or TV.

It means that everything is connected to the internet to "improve" your life. Your watch, your shoes, your fridge, your TV, your lightbulbs, your radiator, your toilet, your firealarm, your door etc.

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Is this the biggest meme in software development?

>S K R U M

>I don't even know what "internet of things" means
jews having intimate knowledge of you via spying through your possessions

it kind of died off with the smartphone once the kikes realized most people are never more than 3 feet from their phones at all times, rendering the need for iot obsolete.

Why not "internet of stuff"

it means your microwave is connected to the internet for data mining purposes

>fullstack devops for serverless big data by cloud machine learning

I dont get that, scrum is from rugby.

>test-driven development

>>javascript
It's a great scripting language, what's your issue with it, s౦yb౦y?

literally me

Sorry that you're too stupid for proper abstraction in your programming. Enjoy your mutable data.

>c++, java, & other verbose and incoherent languages
>threaded applications
>thick desktop clients
>rebuilding GUIs for every single OS and version
>dated, nonflexible SQL architectures
>buying super powerful servers that are only at capacity 1 week every year
>having infrastructure on site

Because JavaScript is seen as "the trendy hipster language" and Jow Forums is full of counter-culture autsists.

JS easy to use and very extensible, aka the antithesis of Jow Forums. The biggest issue with the language itself IMO is the weak and dynamic typing, but that's easily solved by using TypeScript.

There are actually two issues.
First one is the shitty design. Though the most glaring flaw is doubtlessly it's type system, or fucking absence thereof (calling what it does have a "type system" is an insult to type systems everywhere), but as you said TypeScript exists. It does have other flaws but no language is perfect.
The second one is the way that it's used. This is technically less of a problem with Javascript, and more of a problem with "web developers" and "app developers". But Javascript is the tool they use for their atrocities, and you could argue that being very easy to use and lowering the barrier to entry is what allowed the abomination that is modern JS development to proliferate.

There's also a conceptual problem with executing just random unverified, often obfuscated code, but there are legitimate use-cases for interactive functionality on the web and this argument would apply to any language used for this, and also applies to any closed-source software, so again we're either back to the second point (it's only partially Javascript's fault that it's used in every single website and using only "FOSS websites" is an exercise in pain and misery) or we're talking about a problem much much wider than Javascript itself.