Your biggest tech secret?
Your biggest tech secret?
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I can generate truly random numbers
If it's not quantum, your rng sucks my man.
I love Chiya.
technically nothing is truely random, everything happens for a reason.
No. Learn2QuantumPhysics. Some things in nature are fundamentally random.
I've never owned a smart phone before and I'm in my 30s as a poorfag loser who really never had much use for it until recent times where literally everything is starting to involve them, when I was happy just using my desktop.
It really is not, faggotnigger
No. Learn2theology. Everything is part of God's plan, therefore not random.
Ok guys, I ran out of arguments for this. Deus Vult! Salam alaikum bros.
straight from the tap
kono cookie amakunia
I have to pee in my own shoes before i can properly code.
Life sucks man
I can't understand some shit
Ergo, that shit is fundamentally incomprehensible
go neck yourself larper
I'm a complete failure, but I'm good at bullshitting and leading people by the nose.
It's not that nigger. If you took at least an hour to learn about Quantum Physics something, you'd know that there are serious problems when you assume hidden variables and it all makes more sens to assume that there is randomness. I get your shitty deterministic philosophical point of view, but maybe try to actually read a bit more about the subject than just assume there's God will at work.
if you're white and you are programming you have done everything wrong
This, I'm glad that i work as QA now.
Maybe the God doesn't have one firm plan, but instead contingency of many different branching plans. Wouldn't that allow simultaneous existence of God's plan and true randomness at the same time?
I love Sony products. Holy fuck I wish they would reboot their Vaio PC line again.
I don't have any idea what I'm doing
i'm currently spending my weekend installing gentoo just because
I'm here for homescreen threads and arguing about Android apps. I literally have no idea about anything tangentially related to programming or computers.
i develop video games for a living ( not doing too well ;_; ) in a proprietary game engine on a proprietary operating system running proprietary BIOS
but i would never tell Jow Forums that. i only show them what is on my thinkpad and then pick on windowsfags to blend in.
I have <1TB of ladyboy videos on my production machine
I have a Hitler action figure that I got of amazon and I like to make scenarios where I place him with other historical figures and pose them like they're talking. I'll make up the conversation and write it out, sometimes even read the back in forth out loud alone. Sometimes I like to dress him up in funny outfits. I'll even sometimes have him fighting anime figures I have like Hitler vs Funny Valentine. Sometimes I like putting him in this chair I have and have him next to me while I play wargames with my friends for good like. I insert myself as Hitler leading my forces into battle. I think it would be cool to make Hitler figures and sell them on line. I'm pretty good at painting figures so I think I could make some decent money. I'd like to make whole variants of Hitlers. Like Vietnam Hitler, Business casual Hitler, Golf Hitler, Beach Hitler, 70's Hitler, Van Hitler w/ Frankenstein guitar. I'm very attached to this figure, I play it off as a meme to people but I really would be devastated if anything happened to it. I'm not even a fascist or racist, I just have this strange affinity for Hitler. It's like this mysticism, almost taboo appeal. Kind of like having a darth vader action figure but cooler.
Does this count as a tech secret?
no it doesn't but do you c*m on him?
i wish I had that much imagination as you do. I still remember the day when I just couldn't play with action figures.
stay innocent user.
Your biggest tech secret?
It may be the case now, but we're getting real close to going over. ~800GB or so
Best example is probably the model of an atom. Old models erroneously show the electron(s) orbiting the nucleus, or (more accurately) almost a cloud of dots where the electron(s) appear.
In actuality, there's a continuous cloud of probability around the nucleus where the electron(s) can appear, and you can really predict its position beyond statistical probability or actual measurement (the latter will obviously affect the result).
No it doesn’t count you fag
Just use VLC to watch anime, you won't notice the difference.
I snuck into my bosses office and put boko no pico on his PC and made sure the IT guys would find it
Needless to say I applied for his position and got it
your choice of superstitious belief is a result of the random location you were born. if you were born in mecca you'd be muslim
I, too, rub one out to lady boys before I do a deployment.
please send pictures
[spoiler]I stream even though I have an animebytes account[/spoiler]
I have a thinkpad x201 and a x1 carbon and I don't know which one I like the most.
im notreally a girl i just pretend on internet
I look down on people who waste their time on social media or watching streaming services, but all I do is watch youtube and jerk off to non-erotic anime still frames.
I'd buy golf hitler
i just couldn't play
You still can, your inhibitions are simply preventing you because society hammered it into your skull that roleplay is for children.
I once used command prompt to change my password in Vista without previously enabling the admin account
I got locked out of my own device
When you realize that every pastime is what it is, a waste of your own time. It becomes obvious that there's no reason to feel emotions over how other people choose to waste theirs.
It's both liberating and devastating.
nobody can judge me, their hobbies and interests are just as pointless and arbitrary
my whole life centers around fleeting joy from these pointless and arbitrary actions
I once tried to install a motherboard without the riser screw thingies. Figured it out too late, convinced my boss that the parts were faulty
I look at illegal zeroes and ones.
I am the hacker known as Jow Forums.
I don't actually like tech.
my wife is so cute
he doesn't look at illegal primes
You must be referring to the bunny, because Chiya is my wife.
The fact that there are Christians living in these places invalidates your argument
I too. I coomunicate with god via interpreting and translating geigacounter signals to ascii
Our inability to determine something doesn't mean it's random.
I spent over a thousand burgers on my desktop only to rewatch GochiUsa
I play vidya, watch movies and porn all day and still make good-enough money to live a happy life.
All technology suck, and it only get worse.
me, too. i like their phones and i have both bluetooth and wired sony headphones. they have lasted me the longest of all the headphones i've ever owned.
you never had this occur? impressive. also, there have been releases which i couldn't play on vlc but could on mpv. i have both, though.
I'm gonna rebuild my PC just to play Skywind when it eventually get finished
why japanese cartoons have no nose
I've been here for 6 years and don't have any programming skills
japanese people have no nose
I don't like languages that won't let me make a heterogenously typed list. I'm looking at you haskellfaggots. I don't wanna have to fucking tell it some generic type or use templates or some shit like that for every heterogenously typed data structure I use or make.
They have nothing to smell anyway. Digital art has no scent (yet).
hmmm...are you sure about that
I think moe anime is trash
I think that data overload is destroying our relationships
I also think that VR is a meme
She very clearly has a nose in OP image
I'm actually really fucking stupid, and just hack shit together from code I find online.
t. Posting on a Xperia XZ
it's almost they don't have noses
Bad example, we can't measure where exactly it is without changing its position with the measurement, but being unable to measure reality doesn't mean it's not real.
It was me, who caused this. I'm not ashamed either.
the biggest tech secret is tech people arent smarter than everyone else, they just know how to use a search engine better. fight me.
GNU/Linux helped me quit video games
The idea of "hidden variables," i.e. currently-unknown reasons for apparent quantum randomness, has not fared well:
It seems that shit's just random in a fundamental way.
I fell for most of the Jow Forums memes (GNU/Linux, Lord Terry, botnet, reddit is gay, etc) and have been addicted to browsing Jow Forums ever since.
.t IT who thinks he's seen anything
That's understandable, I didn't have a phone until I was 16 and I got a Huawei p smart about a year later. I had no use for it as I didn't talk to my friends after school
Well I had use for normal calling . Hell when I was that age in the early 00s, when I first started driving I had a freaking hand me down car phone in the car. Think it was my senior year when I got an actual phone. I still use the same phone number too that I had with the bag phone. I think soon I'm going to HAVE to get a smart phone because my flip phone uses a network verizon is going to shut off soon.
Thanks for the laugh about, now I know what my next diy project is gonna be
I haven't had that either, the one time I thought I did turned out to be a bad DVD
Recently got into a dev/testing job
Having a conversation with one of the testers
Didn't know what CPU was
I'm glad they're pushing for automated testing, less things are going to go wrong
i still have no clue how databases are interfaced
I want to start crossdressing
I bought 3 of this in 2012. One finally died last year, using the second one, third one still packed. This is peak portable audio. Only grip is that its only 4gb
i had this happen on high-bitrate videos. vlc has some seeking issues with those i guess.
Reading reviews of quality PSUs makes me hard.
Theres literally 0%(zero percent) chance he, you, I, or anybody else could have been born in any other place to any different parents than the ones we were. People are not interchangeable. It's like
oh you eat meat? well you could have been born a cow
I avoid to work with lgbt, indians, women.
I once reinstalled my whole OS because I couldn't fix my nginx.conf and I didn't know about apt-get purge.
If people actually answered their phones and I found a cheaper way to call international that didn’t envolve a smartphone I’d ditch it.
Yeah I actually still answer my phone but these days it's mostly fucking spam calls because the FCC won't do dick about them.
I really like newer Thinkpads
I feel there’s a nihilistic point in your post. If it’s something you actually enjoy is it a waste of time?
Those earphones are supposed to be kinda collectible they go for good money on amazon
If it’s something you actually enjoy is it a waste of time?
This is a question of English semantics more than it is philosophical. A pastime is inherently a waste since it's purpose is to pass time recreationally and not productively.
For example, playing video games is a waste of time regardless of if you enjoy it or not.
Is this image implying it's a life /well/ wasted or a life well /wasted/? Ultimately it is for the individual to decide.
Whether it was right to spend your time enjoying life or producing something of value is your call to make.
In my own opinion, you shouldn't fall for an extreme trap either. Enjoyment balanced by productivity is a scale calibrated by your own perspective.
I'm not familiar enough with nihilism to comment on it, but my own path towards transcendence is that of exploring 2 extremes in parallel. Nothing ultimately matters long term, but I have influence in the moment at least on my own perspective to arbitrarily value and devalue anything at will.
If something bothers me, devalue it until it doesn't while increasing the value of the mundane.
Jumping back to the original reply, I devalue the worth of people I don't even know or interact with so that it doesn't influence my mind (bother me). At the same time I add value to myself and feel that my free time has been earned to spend how I choose in the same way they spend theirs. Maintain a balance.
didn't watch any anime until 1 year ago
still have only watched a few series
can recognize this girl from the background of 1 scene from umaru
sudo apt-purge anime
You were programmed to oppose that statement. There is no randomness in a universe built around causation.
Einstein: the ancient one doesn't play dice
4chanrandomfag: ThInGs R rNdUm
I lurk in CPU and GPU threads and pretends to understand them even though I personally use a desktop Core2Duo with Windows 7 32-bit and intergrated graphic.
I also don't understand a thing about programming.
God doesn't plan things out.
If he did, how could he judge humans?
He creates humans and sees how they get through their lives, and once they die he makes the judgement.
My quarter staff is actually a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff
Time isn't experienced sequentially when you're a god
I have a degree in Comp Sci, I have a few skills under my belt.
I graduated 3 years ago and live in a country with a big computer sector.
I never looked for another job and continue to work in retail because college made me hate computers beyond browsing the net.
Einstein has been proven wrong about that, he basically didnt "believe" in quantum physics, therefore that phrase
"guys god doesn't know whats going to happen!"
It's almost like there is absolutely no way to accept a god has omnipotence but isn't an asshole for judging things he made.
Was the very creation of this universe, i.e. the "big bang" not random or did something cause it? Has everything always had a cause? Surely something, just one thing, was random.
Who decides what is productive? You me or society? Or all of the above?
I fucked up a town council meeting.
I once accidentally uninstalled my running l00nix kernel and rebooted afterwards
Don't listen to that Atheist Einstein
Heisenberg (a devout Christian) was in favor of the Copenhagen interpretation (i.e. genuine randomness) precisely because it allows God to endow humans with Free Will.
I thought .mp3 files degraded with time
quantum is predictable in 15-20 years
I dual boot botnet 10/linus+ñu
Jews did Microsoft-11
why do you want to know, fbi?
quantum is predictable in 15-20 years
20 years.. top kek. over that time, it will be reduced from the size of a factory full of gear, to what? something the size of a truck? quantum computing is so out of reach and has so many fucking problems to overcome.
I don't watch anime but I post anime just to piss off fags that can't stand it.
Ultimately you are the decider for everything, it's your perspective after all.
In my own, it is complex and layered, or shifting.
Productive in what context? In my own life? At a societal level? These are the considerations.
What is my impact on these scopes, did something come out of that effort?
The one who is responsible for this is by, indeed, I incur, the person who is typing this comment right now, which by no coincidence, is myself, yes, by me.
Actually, if you had done any wikipedia reading at all, you would know about the pilot wave and superdeterminism
I still have a gmail
I use Discord
I can't into programming
I can read and calculate fate so you are wrong
But what can the FCC really do when most of the calls are coming from overseas call centers?
Choosing PC parts with Sharo! Buying the parts a week before the mining crash with Sharo! Not using your hardware for anything strenuous but watching Sharo!
based Jow Forumsod
I don't know, at least try to maybe do something to stop the spoofs at least? Maybe some kind of authentication system?
trips of based and redpilled
I was only pretending to be retarded.