Your biggest tech secret?

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

Your biggest tech secret?

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Lincoln Harris
Lincoln Harris

I can generate truly random numbers

Jeremiah Adams
Jeremiah Adams

If it's not quantum, your rng sucks my man.

Austin Young
Austin Young

I love Chiya.

Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

technically nothing is truely random, everything happens for a reason.

Charles Powell
Charles Powell

No. Learn2QuantumPhysics. Some things in nature are fundamentally random.

Grayson Ward
Grayson Ward

I've never owned a smart phone before and I'm in my 30s as a poorfag loser who really never had much use for it until recent times where literally everything is starting to involve them, when I was happy just using my desktop.

Gavin Ortiz
Gavin Ortiz

It really is not, faggotnigger

Lincoln Cook
Lincoln Cook

No. Learn2theology. Everything is part of God's plan, therefore not random.

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

Cowfee

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Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

Ok guys, I ran out of arguments for this. Deus Vult! Salam alaikum bros.

Aiden Reed
Aiden Reed

straight from the tap

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Elijah Thomas
Elijah Thomas

kono cookie amakunia

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

I have to pee in my own shoes before i can properly code.
Life sucks man

Tyler Kelly
Tyler Kelly

I can't understand some shit
Ergo, that shit is fundamentally incomprehensible
go neck yourself larper

Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

I'm a complete failure, but I'm good at bullshitting and leading people by the nose.

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Landon Ross
Landon Ross

It's not that nigger. If you took at least an hour to learn about Quantum Physics something, you'd know that there are serious problems when you assume hidden variables and it all makes more sens to assume that there is randomness. I get your shitty deterministic philosophical point of view, but maybe try to actually read a bit more about the subject than just assume there's God will at work.

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

if you're white and you are programming you have done everything wrong

Owen Evans
Owen Evans

This, I'm glad that i work as QA now.

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

Maybe the God doesn't have one firm plan, but instead contingency of many different branching plans. Wouldn't that allow simultaneous existence of God's plan and true randomness at the same time?

Jaxson Brooks
Jaxson Brooks

I love Sony products. Holy fuck I wish they would reboot their Vaio PC line again.

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

I don't have any idea what I'm doing

Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy

i'm currently spending my weekend installing gentoo just because

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Ethan Wright
Ethan Wright

I'm here for homescreen threads and arguing about Android apps. I literally have no idea about anything tangentially related to programming or computers.

Jeremiah Hill
Jeremiah Hill

i develop video games for a living ( not doing too well ;_; ) in a proprietary game engine on a proprietary operating system running proprietary BIOS
but i would never tell Jow Forums that. i only show them what is on my thinkpad and then pick on windowsfags to blend in.

William Williams
William Williams

Gweenty!

James Adams
James Adams

I have <1TB of ladyboy videos on my production machine

Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson

I have a Hitler action figure that I got of amazon and I like to make scenarios where I place him with other historical figures and pose them like they're talking. I'll make up the conversation and write it out, sometimes even read the back in forth out loud alone. Sometimes I like to dress him up in funny outfits. I'll even sometimes have him fighting anime figures I have like Hitler vs Funny Valentine. Sometimes I like putting him in this chair I have and have him next to me while I play wargames with my friends for good like. I insert myself as Hitler leading my forces into battle. I think it would be cool to make Hitler figures and sell them on line. I'm pretty good at painting figures so I think I could make some decent money. I'd like to make whole variants of Hitlers. Like Vietnam Hitler, Business casual Hitler, Golf Hitler, Beach Hitler, 70's Hitler, Van Hitler w/ Frankenstein guitar. I'm very attached to this figure, I play it off as a meme to people but I really would be devastated if anything happened to it. I'm not even a fascist or racist, I just have this strange affinity for Hitler. It's like this mysticism, almost taboo appeal. Kind of like having a darth vader action figure but cooler.
Does this count as a tech secret?

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Christopher Young
Christopher Young

Less than
Weak

Brayden Barnes
Brayden Barnes

no it doesn't but do you c*m on him?

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

i wish I had that much imagination as you do. I still remember the day when I just couldn't play with action figures.
stay innocent user.

Carson Stewart
Carson Stewart

Your biggest tech secret?
installing gentoo

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

It may be the case now, but we're getting real close to going over. ~800GB or so

Adrian Bailey
Adrian Bailey

Best example is probably the model of an atom. Old models erroneously show the electron(s) orbiting the nucleus, or (more accurately) almost a cloud of dots where the electron(s) appear.

In actuality, there's a continuous cloud of probability around the nucleus where the electron(s) can appear, and you can really predict its position beyond statistical probability or actual measurement (the latter will obviously affect the result).

Isaiah Adams
Isaiah Adams

No it doesn’t count you fag

Jackson Williams
Jackson Williams

Just use VLC to watch anime, you won't notice the difference.

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Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

I snuck into my bosses office and put boko no pico on his PC and made sure the IT guys would find it

Needless to say I applied for his position and got it

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

your choice of superstitious belief is a result of the random location you were born. if you were born in mecca you'd be muslim

Asher White
Asher White

I, too, rub one out to lady boys before I do a deployment.

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

please send pictures

Henry Garcia
Henry Garcia

[spoiler]I stream even though I have an animebytes account[/spoiler]

Angel Walker
Angel Walker

I have a thinkpad x201 and a x1 carbon and I don't know which one I like the most.

Evan Moore
Evan Moore

//boards.4channel.org/toy/

Jonathan Hall
Jonathan Hall

im notreally a girl i just pretend on internet

Ethan Richardson
Ethan Richardson

I look down on people who waste their time on social media or watching streaming services, but all I do is watch youtube and jerk off to non-erotic anime still frames.

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Jonathan Young
Jonathan Young

I'd buy golf hitler

Andrew Richardson
Andrew Richardson

i just couldn't play
You still can, your inhibitions are simply preventing you because society hammered it into your skull that roleplay is for children.

Blake Hall
Blake Hall

I once used command prompt to change my password in Vista without previously enabling the admin account
I got locked out of my own device

Jayden Anderson
Jayden Anderson

When you realize that every pastime is what it is, a waste of your own time. It becomes obvious that there's no reason to feel emotions over how other people choose to waste theirs.
It's both liberating and devastating.
nobody can judge me, their hobbies and interests are just as pointless and arbitrary
my whole life centers around fleeting joy from these pointless and arbitrary actions

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

I once tried to install a motherboard without the riser screw thingies. Figured it out too late, convinced my boss that the parts were faulty

Justin Johnson
Justin Johnson

I look at illegal zeroes and ones.

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Bentley Fisher
Bentley Fisher

I am the hacker known as Jow Forums.

Luke Brown
Luke Brown

I don't actually like tech.

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

甘くさせてあげるよ
*unzips*

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

my wife is so cute

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Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

he doesn't look at illegal primes

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Robert Russell
Robert Russell

You must be referring to the bunny, because Chiya is my wife.

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

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Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith

The fact that there are Christians living in these places invalidates your argument

Hudson Roberts
Hudson Roberts

I too. I coomunicate with god via interpreting and translating geigacounter signals to ascii

David Gonzalez
David Gonzalez

Our inability to determine something doesn't mean it's random.

Noah Evans
Noah Evans

I spent over a thousand burgers on my desktop only to rewatch GochiUsa

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Hudson Diaz
Hudson Diaz

I play vidya, watch movies and porn all day and still make good-enough money to live a happy life.

Jeremiah Brown
Jeremiah Brown

All technology suck, and it only get worse.

Cooper Bell
Cooper Bell

me, too. i like their phones and i have both bluetooth and wired sony headphones. they have lasted me the longest of all the headphones i've ever owned.

Joseph Morris
Joseph Morris

you never had this occur? impressive. also, there have been releases which i couldn't play on vlc but could on mpv. i have both, though.

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Jayden Foster
Jayden Foster

I'm gonna rebuild my PC just to play Skywind when it eventually get finished

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

COFFE

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Camden Reyes
Camden Reyes

GOOGLE

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

why japanese cartoons have no nose

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

I've been here for 6 years and don't have any programming skills

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

japanese people have no nose

Dominic Cook
Dominic Cook

I don't like languages that won't let me make a heterogenously typed list. I'm looking at you haskellfaggots. I don't wanna have to fucking tell it some generic type or use templates or some shit like that for every heterogenously typed data structure I use or make.

Jack Edwards
Jack Edwards

They have nothing to smell anyway. Digital art has no scent (yet).

Camden Hall
Camden Hall

hmmm...are you sure about that

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Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams

I think moe anime is trash
I think that data overload is destroying our relationships
I also think that VR is a meme

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Ayden Hill
Ayden Hill

She very clearly has a nose in OP image

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Daniel Wilson
Daniel Wilson

I'm actually really fucking stupid, and just hack shit together from code I find online.

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

Mah, nigga.

t. Posting on a Xperia XZ

Adam Miller
Adam Miller

it's almost they don't have noses

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Sebastian Gutierrez
Sebastian Gutierrez

Bad example, we can't measure where exactly it is without changing its position with the measurement, but being unable to measure reality doesn't mean it's not real.

Isaiah Nguyen
Isaiah Nguyen

It was me, who caused this. I'm not ashamed either.

Adam Lee
Adam Lee

the biggest tech secret is tech people arent smarter than everyone else, they just know how to use a search engine better. fight me.

Dominic Wood
Dominic Wood

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Brody Miller
Brody Miller

GNU/Linux helped me quit video games

Cooper Russell
Cooper Russell

The idea of "hidden variables," i.e. currently-unknown reasons for apparent quantum randomness, has not fared well:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden-variable_theory

It seems that shit's just random in a fundamental way.

Nathan Price
Nathan Price

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David Flores
David Flores

I fell for most of the Jow Forums memes (GNU/Linux, Lord Terry, botnet, reddit is gay, etc) and have been addicted to browsing Jow Forums ever since.

Jacob Parker
Jacob Parker

.t IT who thinks he's seen anything

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Jacob Thomas
Jacob Thomas

That's understandable, I didn't have a phone until I was 16 and I got a Huawei p smart about a year later. I had no use for it as I didn't talk to my friends after school

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

Well I had use for normal calling . Hell when I was that age in the early 00s, when I first started driving I had a freaking hand me down car phone in the car. Think it was my senior year when I got an actual phone. I still use the same phone number too that I had with the bag phone. I think soon I'm going to HAVE to get a smart phone because my flip phone uses a network verizon is going to shut off soon.

Hudson Price
Hudson Price

Thanks for the laugh about, now I know what my next diy project is gonna be

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Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

I haven't had that either, the one time I thought I did turned out to be a bad DVD

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

Recently got into a dev/testing job
Having a conversation with one of the testers
Didn't know what CPU was
I'm glad they're pushing for automated testing, less things are going to go wrong

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Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

私は甘かった

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

i still have no clue how databases are interfaced

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Logan Perry
Logan Perry

I want to start crossdressing

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

masallah

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

I bought 3 of this in 2012. One finally died last year, using the second one, third one still packed. This is peak portable audio. Only grip is that its only 4gb

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Levi Gonzalez
Levi Gonzalez

i had this happen on high-bitrate videos. vlc has some seeking issues with those i guess.

David Ortiz
David Ortiz

Just technically?

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

Reading reviews of quality PSUs makes me hard.

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

Theres literally 0%(zero percent) chance he, you, I, or anybody else could have been born in any other place to any different parents than the ones we were. People are not interchangeable. It's like
oh you eat meat? well you could have been born a cow
tier rubbish

Owen Foster
Owen Foster

I avoid to work with lgbt, indians, women.

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

I once reinstalled my whole OS because I couldn't fix my nginx.conf and I didn't know about apt-get purge.

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Ayden Price
Ayden Price

If people actually answered their phones and I found a cheaper way to call international that didn’t envolve a smartphone I’d ditch it.

Evan James
Evan James

Yeah I actually still answer my phone but these days it's mostly fucking spam calls because the FCC won't do dick about them.

Julian Cook
Julian Cook

I really like newer Thinkpads

Noah Long
Noah Long

I feel there’s a nihilistic point in your post. If it’s something you actually enjoy is it a waste of time?

Landon Edwards
Landon Edwards

Those earphones are supposed to be kinda collectible they go for good money on amazon

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

If it’s something you actually enjoy is it a waste of time?
This is a question of English semantics more than it is philosophical. A pastime is inherently a waste since it's purpose is to pass time recreationally and not productively.
For example, playing video games is a waste of time regardless of if you enjoy it or not.
Is this image implying it's a life /well/ wasted or a life well /wasted/? Ultimately it is for the individual to decide.
Whether it was right to spend your time enjoying life or producing something of value is your call to make.
In my own opinion, you shouldn't fall for an extreme trap either. Enjoyment balanced by productivity is a scale calibrated by your own perspective.

I'm not familiar enough with nihilism to comment on it, but my own path towards transcendence is that of exploring 2 extremes in parallel. Nothing ultimately matters long term, but I have influence in the moment at least on my own perspective to arbitrarily value and devalue anything at will.
If something bothers me, devalue it until it doesn't while increasing the value of the mundane.

Jumping back to the original reply, I devalue the worth of people I don't even know or interact with so that it doesn't influence my mind (bother me). At the same time I add value to myself and feel that my free time has been earned to spend how I choose in the same way they spend theirs. Maintain a balance.

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Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

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Austin Watson
Austin Watson

didn't watch any anime until 1 year ago
still have only watched a few series
can recognize this girl from the background of 1 scene from umaru

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Henry Powell
Henry Powell

sudo apt-purge anime

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Landon Butler
Landon Butler

You were programmed to oppose that statement. There is no randomness in a universe built around causation.

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

Einstein: the ancient one doesn't play dice

4chanrandomfag: ThInGs R rNdUm

Carson Ward
Carson Ward

I lurk in CPU and GPU threads and pretends to understand them even though I personally use a desktop Core2Duo with Windows 7 32-bit and intergrated graphic.
I also don't understand a thing about programming.

Kayden King
Kayden King

God doesn't plan things out.
If he did, how could he judge humans?
He creates humans and sees how they get through their lives, and once they die he makes the judgement.

Joseph Brown
Joseph Brown

My quarter staff is actually a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff

Daniel Brooks
Daniel Brooks

Time isn't experienced sequentially when you're a god

Julian Wood
Julian Wood

I have a degree in Comp Sci, I have a few skills under my belt.
I graduated 3 years ago and live in a country with a big computer sector.
I never looked for another job and continue to work in retail because college made me hate computers beyond browsing the net.

Jackson Robinson
Jackson Robinson

Einstein has been proven wrong about that, he basically didnt "believe" in quantum physics, therefore that phrase

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

omnipotence
"guys god doesn't know whats going to happen!"
It's almost like there is absolutely no way to accept a god has omnipotence but isn't an asshole for judging things he made.

Logan Johnson
Logan Johnson

Was the very creation of this universe, i.e. the "big bang" not random or did something cause it? Has everything always had a cause? Surely something, just one thing, was random.

Noah Peterson
Noah Peterson

Who decides what is productive? You me or society? Or all of the above?

Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

I fucked up a town council meeting.

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

I once accidentally uninstalled my running l00nix kernel and rebooted afterwards

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Angel Watson
Angel Watson

Story time.

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

Begone heathen
Don't listen to that Atheist Einstein
Heisenberg (a devout Christian) was in favor of the Copenhagen interpretation (i.e. genuine randomness) precisely because it allows God to endow humans with Free Will.

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Connor Bennett
Connor Bennett

I thought .mp3 files degraded with time

John Johnson
John Johnson

quantum is predictable in 15-20 years

Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

I dual boot botnet 10/linus+ñu

Robert Cox
Robert Cox

Jews did Microsoft-11

Ryan Perry
Ryan Perry

IoT onahole.

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

why do you want to know, fbi?

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

quantum is predictable in 15-20 years
20 years.. top kek. over that time, it will be reduced from the size of a factory full of gear, to what? something the size of a truck? quantum computing is so out of reach and has so many fucking problems to overcome.

Jackson Price
Jackson Price

I don't watch anime but I post anime just to piss off fags that can't stand it.

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Michael Bennett
Michael Bennett

Based

Logan Watson
Logan Watson

Gasoween!

Nicholas Cox
Nicholas Cox

Ultimately you are the decider for everything, it's your perspective after all.
In my own, it is complex and layered, or shifting.
Productive in what context? In my own life? At a societal level? These are the considerations.
What is my impact on these scopes, did something come out of that effort?

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

The one who is responsible for this is by, indeed, I incur, the person who is typing this comment right now, which by no coincidence, is myself, yes, by me.

Brayden Long
Brayden Long

This

Blake Kelly
Blake Kelly

Actually, if you had done any wikipedia reading at all, you would know about the pilot wave and superdeterminism

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

I still have a gmail

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Elijah Watson
Elijah Watson

I use Discord

Nolan Jenkins
Nolan Jenkins

I can't into programming

Gavin Taylor
Gavin Taylor

I can read and calculate fate so you are wrong

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

But what can the FCC really do when most of the calls are coming from overseas call centers?

Isaac Rodriguez
Isaac Rodriguez

Choosing PC parts with Sharo! Buying the parts a week before the mining crash with Sharo! Not using your hardware for anything strenuous but watching Sharo!

Austin Adams
Austin Adams

based Jow Forumsod

Lincoln Wright
Lincoln Wright

I don't know, at least try to maybe do something to stop the spoofs at least? Maybe some kind of authentication system?

Kayden Powell
Kayden Powell

trips of based and redpilled

Lucas Brooks
Lucas Brooks

I was only pretending to be retarded.

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