Your biggest tech secret?

Ok guys, I ran out of arguments for this. Deus Vult! Salam alaikum bros.

straight from the tap

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kono cookie amakunia

I have to pee in my own shoes before i can properly code.
Life sucks man

>I can't understand some shit
>Ergo, that shit is fundamentally incomprehensible
go neck yourself larper

I'm a complete failure, but I'm good at bullshitting and leading people by the nose.

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It's not that nigger. If you took at least an hour to learn about Quantum Physics something, you'd know that there are serious problems when you assume hidden variables and it all makes more sens to assume that there is randomness. I get your shitty deterministic philosophical point of view, but maybe try to actually read a bit more about the subject than just assume there's God will at work.

if you're white and you are programming you have done everything wrong

This, I'm glad that i work as QA now.

Maybe the God doesn't have one firm plan, but instead contingency of many different branching plans. Wouldn't that allow simultaneous existence of God's plan and true randomness at the same time?

I love Sony products. Holy fuck I wish they would reboot their Vaio PC line again.

I don't have any idea what I'm doing

i'm currently spending my weekend installing gentoo just because

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I'm here for homescreen threads and arguing about Android apps. I literally have no idea about anything tangentially related to programming or computers.

i develop video games for a living ( not doing too well ;_; ) in a proprietary game engine on a proprietary operating system running proprietary BIOS
but i would never tell Jow Forums that. i only show them what is on my thinkpad and then pick on windowsfags to blend in.

Gweenty!

I have

I have a Hitler action figure that I got of amazon and I like to make scenarios where I place him with other historical figures and pose them like they're talking. I'll make up the conversation and write it out, sometimes even read the back in forth out loud alone. Sometimes I like to dress him up in funny outfits. I'll even sometimes have him fighting anime figures I have like Hitler vs Funny Valentine. Sometimes I like putting him in this chair I have and have him next to me while I play wargames with my friends for good like. I insert myself as Hitler leading my forces into battle. I think it would be cool to make Hitler figures and sell them on line. I'm pretty good at painting figures so I think I could make some decent money. I'd like to make whole variants of Hitlers. Like Vietnam Hitler, Business casual Hitler, Golf Hitler, Beach Hitler, 70's Hitler, Van Hitler w/ Frankenstein guitar. I'm very attached to this figure, I play it off as a meme to people but I really would be devastated if anything happened to it. I'm not even a fascist or racist, I just have this strange affinity for Hitler. It's like this mysticism, almost taboo appeal. Kind of like having a darth vader action figure but cooler.
Does this count as a tech secret?

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>Less than
Weak

no it doesn't but do you c*m on him?

i wish I had that much imagination as you do. I still remember the day when I just couldn't play with action figures.
stay innocent user.

>Your biggest tech secret?
installing gentoo

It may be the case now, but we're getting real close to going over. ~800GB or so

Best example is probably the model of an atom. Old models erroneously show the electron(s) orbiting the nucleus, or (more accurately) almost a cloud of dots where the electron(s) appear.

In actuality, there's a continuous cloud of probability around the nucleus where the electron(s) can appear, and you can really predict its position beyond statistical probability or actual measurement (the latter will obviously affect the result).

No it doesn’t count you fag

Just use VLC to watch anime, you won't notice the difference.

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I snuck into my bosses office and put boko no pico on his PC and made sure the IT guys would find it

Needless to say I applied for his position and got it

your choice of superstitious belief is a result of the random location you were born. if you were born in mecca you'd be muslim

I, too, rub one out to lady boys before I do a deployment.

please send pictures

[spoiler]I stream even though I have an animebytes account[/spoiler]

I have a thinkpad x201 and a x1 carbon and I don't know which one I like the most.

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im notreally a girl i just pretend on internet

I look down on people who waste their time on social media or watching streaming services, but all I do is watch youtube and jerk off to non-erotic anime still frames.

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I'd buy golf hitler

>i just couldn't play
You still can, your inhibitions are simply preventing you because society hammered it into your skull that roleplay is for children.

I once used command prompt to change my password in Vista without previously enabling the admin account
I got locked out of my own device

When you realize that every pastime is what it is, a waste of your own time. It becomes obvious that there's no reason to feel emotions over how other people choose to waste theirs.
It's both liberating and devastating.
>nobody can judge me, their hobbies and interests are just as pointless and arbitrary
>my whole life centers around fleeting joy from these pointless and arbitrary actions

I once tried to install a motherboard without the riser screw thingies. Figured it out too late, convinced my boss that the parts were faulty

I look at illegal zeroes and ones.

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I am the hacker known as Jow Forums.

I don't actually like tech.

甘くさせてあげるよ
*unzips*

my wife is so cute

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>he doesn't look at illegal primes

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You must be referring to the bunny, because Chiya is my wife.

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The fact that there are Christians living in these places invalidates your argument

I too. I coomunicate with god via interpreting and translating geigacounter signals to ascii

Our inability to determine something doesn't mean it's random.

I spent over a thousand burgers on my desktop only to rewatch GochiUsa

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I play vidya, watch movies and porn all day and still make good-enough money to live a happy life.

All technology suck, and it only get worse.

me, too. i like their phones and i have both bluetooth and wired sony headphones. they have lasted me the longest of all the headphones i've ever owned.

you never had this occur? impressive. also, there have been releases which i couldn't play on vlc but could on mpv. i have both, though.

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I'm gonna rebuild my PC just to play Skywind when it eventually get finished

COFFE

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GOOGLE

why japanese cartoons have no nose

I've been here for 6 years and don't have any programming skills

japanese people have no nose

I don't like languages that won't let me make a heterogenously typed list. I'm looking at you haskellfaggots. I don't wanna have to fucking tell it some generic type or use templates or some shit like that for every heterogenously typed data structure I use or make.

They have nothing to smell anyway. Digital art has no scent (yet).

hmmm...are you sure about that

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I think moe anime is trash
I think that data overload is destroying our relationships
I also think that VR is a meme

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She very clearly has a nose in OP image

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I'm actually really fucking stupid, and just hack shit together from code I find online.

Mah, nigga.

t. Posting on a Xperia XZ

it's almost they don't have noses

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Bad example, we can't measure where exactly it is without changing its position with the measurement, but being unable to measure reality doesn't mean it's not real.

It was me, who caused this. I'm not ashamed either.

the biggest tech secret is tech people arent smarter than everyone else, they just know how to use a search engine better. fight me.

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GNU/Linux helped me quit video games

The idea of "hidden variables," i.e. currently-unknown reasons for apparent quantum randomness, has not fared well:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden-variable_theory

It seems that shit's just random in a fundamental way.

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I fell for most of the Jow Forums memes (GNU/Linux, Lord Terry, botnet, reddit is gay, etc) and have been addicted to browsing Jow Forums ever since.

.t IT who thinks he's seen anything

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That's understandable, I didn't have a phone until I was 16 and I got a Huawei p smart about a year later. I had no use for it as I didn't talk to my friends after school

Well I had use for normal calling . Hell when I was that age in the early 00s, when I first started driving I had a freaking hand me down car phone in the car. Think it was my senior year when I got an actual phone. I still use the same phone number too that I had with the bag phone. I think soon I'm going to HAVE to get a smart phone because my flip phone uses a network verizon is going to shut off soon.

Thanks for the laugh about, now I know what my next diy project is gonna be

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I haven't had that either, the one time I thought I did turned out to be a bad DVD

>Recently got into a dev/testing job
>Having a conversation with one of the testers
>Didn't know what CPU was
I'm glad they're pushing for automated testing, less things are going to go wrong

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私は甘かった

i still have no clue how databases are interfaced

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I want to start crossdressing

masallah

I bought 3 of this in 2012. One finally died last year, using the second one, third one still packed. This is peak portable audio. Only grip is that its only 4gb

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i had this happen on high-bitrate videos. vlc has some seeking issues with those i guess.