Delete your Whatsapp account

Now!

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no

make me

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No
Pic related, stats from a month

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What is whatsapp

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+Instagram+facebook

bro i can't im addicted

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But how can I chat with friends that don't want to install telegram?

t. boomer

I will as soon as I graduate. Would do right now if I could get the niggers from my uni to use signal but I can't

install viber

Holy shit! Boy, did Google Fuck everyone with Pixel 3XL!! Notch in the screenshots!!

only boomers use this shit, dummy
no one in my uni uses it

What is whatsapp?

All of my friends are on discord - chat for gaymens

>However, in January, the service said it would only allow people to forward a message to five individuals at a time, marking a drastic drop from the previous limit of 20, which allowed rumors to quickly spread.
So? That means dumb indians and brazilians will stop killing themselves over fake shit. You shouldn't be allowed to send one message to 100+ users tho, I'm tired of getting spam from family members that think 9gag tier jokes are funny.

Free calling over wifi, I hate Facejew but this can come in handy sometimes.

Hell no, a ton of my messaging is through WA
I have no issues with this

How to spot a Yank

some of us have normie friends

DIS NIGGA PHONE IS BALDING LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>NOTCH
>IN
>SCREENSHOTS

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>notch in the screenshot

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Sadly I can’t because literally everyone I know has it and I need it to talk to them

there's a little depression on your screen senpai

I'd love to. That shit is ubiquitous here.

nice excuses, I converted all of my friends to telegram

they all have groups in them, you just aren't invited

amerilards LITERALLY use SMS texting instead of an internet-based messenger.

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Most of my friends are on Telegram too, but what about people who you aren't friends with yet?

use SMS texting or call them

>SMS texting
it's not used here
>call them
I can call them, but we're talking about IM, not calls

>being proud to convert people to telegram
Whatsapp to telegram is the equivalent of people switching from iphone to huawei, dumb normies

>being proud to convert people to telegram
I've never said I converted anyone to Telegram in my posts. Where did you get that from?
>Whatsapp to telegram is the equivalent of people switching from iphone to huawei, dumb normies
Elaborate. People want to ditch WhatsApp because the client is proprietary and owned by Facebook. How doesn't Telegram solve that problem?

>Free calling over wifi, I hate Facejew but this can come in handy sometimes.
As if Whatsapp is the only app in the world that makes free voip calls. In my opinion they're not very reliable, compared to the old P2P Skype for example. The only reason to use it it's because everyone else does.

incredible, every world you just said was wrong

wtf is your point then, that's literally what they're getting ridden of

one of the quoted ones said it

because telegram is as secure as, no wait actually its less secure than whatsapp, letting aside what the owner may do or not do, the protocol used in whatsapp (signal protocol) is more secure as the butchered thing telegram created

then again everything facebook can do telegram can to the same shit, its just shouting BAD FACEBOOK and blindly switching to something equivalent bad

not saying whatsapp is good, or should be used

>the protocol used in whatsapp (signal protocol)

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>because telegram is as secure as, no wait actually its less secure than whatsapp
The client is prorprietary. For all I know, it uploaded my private keys to Facebook servers long ago.
>its just shouting BAD FACEBOOK and blindly switching to something equivalent bad
Show me evidence that Telegram is using my data to serve targeted ads, or using it in any way whatsoever.
As I said in , moving to Telegram solves the issues of 1) running proprietary code in your computers and 2) using software from Facebook. Neither of these issues is related to Telegram security model, which may or may not be enough for you (same for WhatsApp).

Don't have one, I don't live in the third world

Boomers use this shit more than anyone else

absolutely disgusting

double cucked kek

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>garbage ultra rounded corners
>notchshit
oof

>SMS
incel.

i never used this normie shit

keep botneted

Enjoy sending text messages like a retard. On par with someone saying 'I don't use a chinkphone, I don't live in the third world'.

>muh botnet
do you also have a manifesto that begins with Industrial Society?

>notch in the screenshot

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> phone screen resolution higher than my monitor

>i converted all of my friends from eating cum to drinking piss
nice

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>notch in screenshots
What the actual fuck, delete your phone.

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t. discord tranny

>i point out that he converted from a botnet to a botnet
>he accuses me of using the ultimate botnet
never change Jow Forums brainlets

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>n-never change!

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>Friends
What is this sorcery?

t. neet that has no friends, family, or job.
I'd love to ditch Whatsapp for good but get people to move to another service.

good lord my sides this is absolutely hideous did you photoshop it in

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Its so hard to switch these kind of services. I know nobody who uses normal texts anymore and everybody I know just uses Whatsapp. It might be easy to convince some of them to switch but majority just cant be bothered

>The only reason to use it it's because everyone else does.
Names any other shitty service too. messenger, whatsapp, snapchat, etc

>use SMS
LMAO

I used Telegram for a while but only a few of my contacts used it.

this is a measure to stop the use of Whatsapp as a free Business Tool. lots of people use it as such because everyone is a retard and forgot that exists a world outside whatsapp.

It was superior to Whatsapp though.

android Q beta does this

Does Android get worse with each new version?

>what is iMessage
sucks to be poor

> secure
> needs a phone number to work
anybody using any facebook owned product are fucking morons anyway. fuck them. they deserve everything they get.
> secure messaging
> owned by facebook
> google drive connected up
> notch in the screenshot
AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAAaaaaAAAHHHAAAHA. wow, you're like the king of the cucks. my sides. in orbit.

>It’s a europoors can’t afford to use iMessage episode

gets worse, more bloated and needs more cpu power, ram and storage space just to deal with the bloat, yet still providing the same shitty apps that see very little improvement over time. still beats the fuck out of the cancerous iOS, but still shitty nonetheless.

> muh imessage
> muh ios
> muh ghost of steve job's cock ramming down my throat
yeah, anybody that isn't retarded doesn't touch or trust imessage, stupid faggot.

Is this some american messenger? Never met someone who was using it.

based moron

only people using are law enforcement, pedophiles and other assorted trash that think handing over your phone number to facebook is good security.

>It’s another amerilards enjoy vendor lock-in episode

they can't help being retarded. a few hundred years of fucking cousins will do that to a nation.

Are you on Android Q?

I, for one, support this idea. There's so many gullible fucks out there that keeps sharing made up bullshit news all over whatsapp, especially in groups jesus christ.

why?

i don't wanna, it's the only way I talk to my friends

Ayy lmao

Couldn't you just write a script to automate it?
Seems braindead simple.

Madlad

That's horrifying

>wtf an $800 phone has higher res than my $100 monitor

>paying $800 for lagdroid

That's my point, the other user is the one getting butthurt over this.

>spotify
>notch shit
>Jewgle drive
>>>/reddit/

Since Nougat, yes