You have 10 seconds to find a more shitty product name

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What do they sell? If it's porn, it's not too bad.

KangaROOS

linux

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Samozbor!

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Shnavlock

There is nothing to buy, it's an app. Sure, you can buy gamepad, but you can use any other gamepad.

>streaming games

>Buy
No buying here. You subscribe and get access until you stop your subscription. You don't get anything, you can't share it resell it, inherit it. Just like with music but worse, because you can't even strip the DRM from it.

Cuckoune

Discord

This.

It's a perfect name. It has nice anagrams, like:

Google Stadia -> AIDS at Google

Keepass

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Most silicon valley startups have shit names desu.

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I think the product is fucking horrible, but how is it a bad name? Doesn't the stadium fit with their "muh social streaming n shit" vision?
If anything it makes perfect sense.

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stadium would make much more sense for a twitch clone

lmao keep ass

>hoo-loo
>goo-gull

That's literally what they're going for though with their youtube gaming shit, this is just an evolution of it.

>/joos/
jej

>how is it a bad name
it doesnt exactly roll of the tongue
it sounds like a sexually-transmitted disease

>2019 The Year of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
>be normal consumer in a first world country
>have fiber internet
>play vidya gaem

Pretty good product imo, sorry you live in Bangladesh

4channel

Gtx 1660

Just buy a decent computer and play with no latency.

And it certainly doesn't convey any feeling of gaming, fun, or play.

Stadia sounds like a bland corporate entity where you go to work an office job. It wouldn't even pass as a phone or tech product name.

Hell this is why people were speculating "Google Yeti", that's a conceivable entertainment product name.

GTX 1660 Ti

It can ray trace now too.

The way Nvidia counts in general:
256, 2, 3, 4, FX, 6, 7, 8, 9, 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 900, 1000, 2000, 1600

Degenerate contranians think Stadia streaming will fail because OnLive failed.
Google is not selling their console or anything they are selling direct streaming on any device of your choosing.
It really is the future for the masses and only 'gaymur fo life' will buy graphics cards and high end CPUs.
Countries like south korea have already so good internet infrastructure that they get 9ms on most online games.
Google has more resources than many companies combined so they can provide their streaming service without any noticeable lag.
At first it may not work for big countries but as time goes on they will manage to make it work.

> Google U

Given how they're going to datamine the shit out of you, it would be a perfectly ironic name.

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Fuck Google. And Fuck you for defending them.

STALLMAN BLESS US! EVERYONE!

Ou Ya, that was a thing.

They should've called it shit, that's more likely to be accurate. Hope I'm wrong though, might be good shit.

they could have called it stargay

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Nope.
I can't find a shittier product either.

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GREEN IS MY PEPPER

Stadia is literally based off "Stadium" because it's streamed live and audience can join

It's a decent name for what the product does, it's honestly the best name for a cloud console so far, better than fucking OnLive or PlayStation Now or Gaikai

Or god forbid
Xbox xCloud

>those videos of people squeezing the juice from the pouches faster and more efficiently than the machine

>Machine will also refuse to press juice from a pouch that's too old

stadia means stage in sequence, I think it's originally greek

xCloud is a good development name

That soulja boy consle or that chinese console

>SouljaGame
op said shitty product names, not good ones

the fuck is that logo supposed to be

It's a stylised S

What do people not understand about this whole concept?

There is noticeable input delay streaming games over a local fucking wired network. How on earth do you figure streaming it from a server on the other side of the country is going to pan out?

Kek

iPad.

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This image will arouse 75% of Jow Forums

Look up the definition of the word. It's a genius name from a marketing standpoint, especially for their target demographic.

Yum.
I too enjoy raspberries.

A stadia is a unit of distance of about 200 yards.

Wifi icon

OUYA
WII
WIIU
360
IMAC
IPHONE
UBUNTU
FEDORA
WIIU
4CHANNEL
BING
HUAWEI
XIAOMI
LENOVO

It's as if a cat shit on a windshield and the wiper just smudged that all over

Kenzo?

those are fine except the first 3 user

>You have 10 seconds to find a more shitty product name.
Reminds me of like an artificial sweetener. Stavia.

Bethesda

>Goolags will defend this

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upside-down bloodstained dog turd

Gentoo

esrkjtg

damn i failed

windows

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Most of those names (except Gaikai) is far better than Stadia.

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GIMP

OY VEYYA

Gentoo

fucking ubuntu