>One user wrote about some example of YouTube videos he had watched whilst trying to fix his machine: "…one commenter suggested covering your spacebar with your mouth and SUCKING. Apparently, it successfully dislodges debris causing the problem and people are hailing it as a success - shutting down now to try it".
>A second post, timestamped twenty minutes later and titled "IT WORKS!" confirmed: "OK, so you obviously can't get your whole mouth over the spacebar but lips pressed above and below, followed by pressing and a super sucking action along it and I guess it does the equivalent of a vacuum combined with compressed debris dealt with."
YOU SUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Camden Sanchez
I once ERP'd with a chick who thought a blowjob meant literally blowing air in the dickhole. I'm still not sure if she was seriously that stupid or just messing with me.
Noah Reyes
it's called a gobby actually
Austin Garcia
>We're also add that opening an orifice on a MacBook can't then be closed with a hot bath. What did they mean by this?
there's a difference between a daily thread and a board culture response inside an otherwise good thread
Julian Myers
It's a euphemism. Blow job used to mean a quick hair treatment with the hair dryer.
Charles Reed
>sakurafish not board culture
please go back to your normalfag, website cause clearly you do not know where the fuck you are.
Benjamin Phillips
I was there when sakurafish got banned. I'm just making a distinction. I don't visit much /a/ because it just isn't the same anymore since n/a/ruto and shonen generals.
Sakurafish really was just straight up spam though. Daily unchanging spam. Satania is at least used creatively from what I've seen, and mostly importantly probably, done on current news.
Grayson Howard
>it's called a gobby actually what did he mean by this?
Tou can use a sesamo to pop off the key cap tho . . .
Ryan Gomez
Based and Sataniapilled
Grayson Adams
Damn apple is ruthless with its level of balls in the consumers mouth >overpriced shit >irreparable >planned obscelence by hardware & software >remove features to monetize them separately >forces users to give physical blowjobs to get shit to work
Have you ever seen keyboard debris? It's absolutely fucking disgusting. The cult of Apple literally has its users sucking shit out of their products. Why not just use compressed air, or a vacuum attachment? These people are the definition of NPC. It's scary.
Joshua Lewis
Why's it called taking a dump when you leave one?
John Fisher
cargo = on ships shipment = in cars english a shit
Andrew Sanders
KEK :^)
Juan Bennett
This is a new low Imagine literally needing to suck off your computer for it to work properly B A S E D
